Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that...

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

Why aren't australians rangebanned yet

stop watching porn, stupid animefag. reported

Australia, never change.

K
Kill yourself

OP
>Pic related

y-you too

Me on the right

Thank you. No go back to your own board, degenerate.

now THIS is politics

Just spunked.

Hnnnnnnnnng, thank you Mr Australia.

>Jeezums fucking crikes
Kek

Why are anime tiddies so lustrous?
Skin doesn't shine like that.

Karakasa is a slut.

100% true

There was an image going around of a guy pulling this shit on random facebook whores where he shop'd a male model and a fat ugly nerd as his avatars, then said the same things to different women while pretending to be both men.

The handsome male model got women's numbers and fuck dates, the fat ugly nerd got called rapist, loser etc.

Theres not enough loli feet in this thread, don't worry though, I'm here to help.

I believe you are on the wrong board mate.

quality post, oz

This is some advanced shitposting

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WHY THE FUCK WE ARE LIVING IN 3D WORLD.
HAVE ONE CHANCE AT LIFE: BORN IN THE WRONG DIMENSION.

The mods on Sup Forums are amusingly terrible at the easiest job in the world.

How does this thread still exist

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i wish moot didnt leave us

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are aussies making a comeback?

Imagine coming home to her after a day hard at study/work, only to be greeted by her in long stockings and cute slippers, asking you to spend some time cuddling and watching TV.

As you both lie on the couch, she falls asleep with her head over your lap. You glance at her legs out of the corner of your eye, wanting to smell and feel her delicate feet pressed against the soft fabric of her stockings. You know that if you move she will wake up. You know you have to take this shot, you think about it for what seems like hours, you decide to put a couple of pillows below her head, gently, and carefully approaching your face to her feet, close enough to smell them, close enough to kiss them.

As you are thinking this, she wakes up. She looks up at you and sees you looking at her feet. She puts her hand on your lap. You're semi. She looks you dead in the eye and says
"user?"
You freeze solid. She has found your dirty secret. She knows you have a foot fetish. You can't think of an answer, and yet feel compelled to excuse yourself.
Shame turns into awkwardness, she is confused...

She sits on your couch now, next to you, still looking at your face. You dare not look at her, you know what you are. You hear:
"user... you like... feet?"
After some tense seconds you turn your head into her, looking her in the eyes. She looks confused. She expects an answer. You think she will understand, she doesn't seem disgusted or repulsed.

You decide to tell her, for good or for worse you are together. You struggle to utter a word, you can barely move your lips. She looks even more confused. But you can't give up, she needs to know.
You try it again. You move your lips, making an effort to speak your mind. Your breath got heavy, your heart beats fast, your vision goes blurry and... you wake up.

Breaking news, people are attracted to attractive members of the opposite sex!

Mods on lunch break

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Those are some shiny boobies.

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FUCK YOU user. I've done nofap for 3 months now and this image made me whip out my cock and shoot my pent up load all over the monitor..

It felt great but now im sitting here crying and ashamed.

FUCK
YOU

Mas que caralho?
Cresce pá

Top-tier post

I have a boner now.

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maggots who watch anime deserve to be treated by the sword

Y-you too...

bump

I can't blame you

It's ok user. Just start again.

Remind yourself that giving up is degenerate.

its time to stop

What did OP mean by this?

>blaming another man for your actions
Grow up

>watching TV

dropped

This is the best thread since 2016 election.

This is the worst thread I've ever seen.

Jesus.

you should be ashamed of yourself for trying nofap
a normal person doesn't need guilt to get aroused

Your breath got heavy
Palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Mom's spaghetti

Do neck-beards think the stuttering part is cute or something? i dont get it

Yes, I think they're surpassing those that shall not be named again.

this is the future you chose

Don't forget the tildes and emoticons like this:

o///o kukuku~

Moot was actually a pretty good admin all considered.

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nice s4s pasta

No.

Is this some next level shitposting?

quality ausposting m8

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Slide Thread.

Ignore

Sex is overrated, it lasts for like 15 minutes and then you're stuck with some bitch for the rest of the night, or your life if you're a complete cuck. I haven't personally had sex but you know, it's like masturbating except better. And masturbating is pretty nice. But it's like a 15 minute activity. Meanwhile I can spend an entire day shitposting on Sup Forums or playing some game or whatever.

I've posted this on /vg/ before and it got me banned for three days.

Jokes on you, Straya cunt, I already saw and licked a pair of them

[spoiler]I'm still a virgin though[/spoiler]

Why does God test us

He'll be back. Don't forget...

I fucking hate this place so much

Hey, it's not cool to say "neckbeard."

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AAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.