How do we fix the landwhale problem?

How do we fix the landwhale problem?

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send them back into the ocean where they belong.

Amphetamine

ayy lmao

Killing yourself would be a good start.

no.

fpbp

Just let them die. Cut back welfare massively so they either get to work or die, and if they're too fat to work, too fucking bad.

roll them back down the beach into their native habitat and hope they dont get stranded on land again

The Soylent Company should host fat camps for all ages. Coincidentally they are also releasing their new Green variety that gets protein from kelp.

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Take responsibility. A lot of problems could be solved by that, especially 90% of the shit leftists complain about.

not giving them state sponsored healthcare.

she deserves BBC

good lad

The japanese also wouldve been acceptable

allow them to utilise their own gravitational pull to create their own moon-state constantly orbiting the patri-earth-chy

Fuck me, I shouldn't have enlarged that image.

Heavy fines for going over 25% bodyfat

>those stretch marks

I've fucked a girl as fat as the one in that pic.

The stench was unbearable.

they do something like that in japan....hang on

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get rekt lunchbox