I'm here for the job interview

>I'm here for the job interview

>inb4 Barneyfag
I'll just post it for him

>those creds
youre hired /)

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You're hired /)

excellent, you are hired as our new oven tester

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Wow, thanks

Welcome aboard, your first job is to punish my testicles

Global Rule #15
>All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.

>strapped to the table
>he's clearly on a bad
I hope someone punishes him by throwing him off a bridge

i have a singular simple graphic on my resume in the header. i'm all for resume with graphics. but this... what the fuck is this.

This is why these Barneyfags need to die.

Hire him as a target for soldiers to shoot at.

The pony shit isn't the triggering part, it's the person TALKING IN THE FUCKING THIRD-PERSON THE ENTIRE DAMN RESUME.

And just round up every single Barneyfag and shoot them all.

Why do so many people in the former Soviet Union fap to ponies? Is it something in the water?

Let's just say Barneyfags will do anything to be noticed.

fucking break them

I miss the pony days. It's a pretty dead thing now, but at its peak the lads were pretty fun. Sure sometimes there'd be that OOT fan, but most other times it was just a few lads sitting and enjoying a well produced show, then shitposting against antibronyfags to get them all riled up.

Some of the fanfics were terrific.

Damn, I had so much going for me back then.

Stop being nofun before I take away your guns

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

Hey man, rules are rules.

It's all the fault of the goddamn mongols, man.
Racemixing: not even once.

No theres someone in the ponies