Joint session of Congress tomorrow

Trips decides what surprise announcement President Trump makes.

Go.

Hillary to prison

We said "surprise announcement"

Announcing a manned mission to Mars?

Anime is real

McCain is to be arrested for treason and CF involvement in human trafficking has been confirmed.

Traps and futa officially are not gay.

Federal dude weed

Re roll gay marriage repeal - STATES RIGHTS

michelle obama does actually have a dick but it is small

reroll

Anime Israel

Hoping for something space related, personally

Oy vey anuddah Shogun

Well played

Trump talks about being listed in Epstein's little black book

Acosta for Labor Sec is career promotion carrot for sweetheart plea deal coverup for all other elitists involved in epstein ring

calls up virginia roberts to give testimony about being recriuted at mar-a-lago for sexual abuse

outs milo as a degenerate

Feminine benis on masculine bemale

Building a giant mirror on the moon

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Make anime illegal.

It's gunna be about Obamacare

Trump fires pence, appoints the Bogs to the first ever co-vice presidency ever

He's gonna name the Jew.

Checked

>All niggers must arrive at the closest airport no later than 6pm this evening. We re going to allow you to culturally enrich Israel. Anyone not conforming will be shot on site.

>tfw 1 off :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

damn so close

Steve Austin do a finisher to all the inmigrants and dreamers who were invited by the Dems

Airports sound expensive, we should use overcrowded wooden ships.

Mike Pence is revealed to be Raiden and tases all the gays through their TVs and electronic sex toys.

We are going to nuke Saudi Arabia

invasion of CANADA

Hilary in prison and revoke anchor baby loophole in the US

Ayy lmaos live under the Denver airport

There exists a race of interdimensional frogmen

crack is a biological weapon, crack dealers are terrorists and the US gov + DEA ramp up the war on drugs as an actual war. Operators in detroit when?

user NO

PEDOS HANG

Nationwide Whataburgers

Wew

I want this so bad

Adoption of Kek as the One True God.

glass yemen

We are going to war with China

Reroll

tactical nuke to iran
joint US-RUSSO offensive into northern Iraq

Mandatory Bogpilling

CHECKED

Trump is going to announce the evidence found in Weiner's laptop; he will start with the existence of a Saudi/Muslim Brotherhood spy ring that was allowed by Obama and Hillary. That will be the buildup to arresting them and breaking the news of their Satanic cult

>Double double digits

Close enough, Praise Kek!

I-is Kek here lads?

Jesus is making a comeback any day now!

Nuke Canada

MARIJUANA IS LEGALIZED

Ivanka is confirmed to have gotten leafed during Trudeau's visit.

Repeals NFA

DELET

trump will publicly lynch the leakers

WAR

Sup Forums is collectively appointed as Trump's advising staff

Three dubbs... ID is cAc... Space nao?

Digits confirm

the repealing of all federal gun laws

Jews are Aliens, Hitler was right all along.

Goyim

damn son where'd you find this

Federal Reserve audit

Pardon for Snowden.

He's quitting

wednesday, march 1, 2017 will be day of the rake

BLACK EXCELLENCE IS AMERICAN EXCELLENCE

TRUMP WILL BEGIN MAKING MOVES TO HELP THE BLACK COMMUNITY

THE REPUBLICANS WILL BECOME THE PARTY OF BLACK INTERESTS AGAIN

Citizen Vigilante flea markets - help the G-men round up illegals.

Check your haul at the local fed weigh-in station to win fantastic prizes. 5 figures for kingpins & murderers. 3 figs for sweatshop/food service/lawncare illegals. Double points for first 72 hours

a two-front war of expansion

PRAISE KEK

Please Kek, we ask to see the Hillary Clinton perp walk. If not that, may our President Trump announce his start of implementing congressional term limits. Kek hear our prayers that the swamp may be drained and Thule raised. In KEK's name, Amen.

Trump uses it to gather (((them))) in one place for arrests by the FBI.

end of the Fed

End the Fed

absorption of the judicial branch by the executive

He'll make a statement about Jorge Ramos' comments

Neat.

Oh god that feels good

Full disclosure.

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Trump: I've invited some of our friends from the FBI to this joint session of Congress to speak with a few of you about your habits relating to child trafficking...

...Please nobody leave...

Trump's announcement is about restoring a white America and identify

"The CIA killed JFK, we really landed on the moon but Kubrick shot the video, Israel did 9/11, and I'm from the future."

t. Donald J. Trump

Papa Trump will invade us and then become the eternal dictator of the world.

Praise Kek

Trump announces that taxes will go to a new technology that makes anime girls real.

Reroll.

REEEROLL

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Donald announces the annexing of Canada.

Hillary was arrested last night during the Oscars and is being held at a CIA black site in eastern Poland

Roland rums

>nuke saudi arabia
Rolling to nuke all of the middle east.

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Anime is now real

So close, we're approaching the truth! We're annexing the whole commonwealth!

reroll

Disclosure of ayy lmaos