*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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*proceed to wait*

Alex Jones has sleep apnea. No surprise, 50% of people have it and don't even realize it. Specifically heavier people.

*redpills cpapbro that if he loses some fucking weight he prolly won't need it*

Holy shit. The fucking madman!

IF I PULLED THAT OFF WOULD YOU DIE?

*challenges you to a digits dance off*

TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Super soaker full of unfiltered flouride water.

It would be extremely unfiltered.

Was selling waterfilters part of your plan?

*hand him a big enchilada*

Send my fist so deep into his solar plexus that he's going to need that mask to breath.

Alex Jones is so fat he has to sleep with pressurized air? Lol

Looks like the zionists finally got to Alex, RIP.

xD

This is Weapon X Alex Jones. Even more powerful than usual Alex Jones, he is undefeatable.

That's a big filter

This is going to be my face soon, already went in for a sleep study, they said I have sleep apnea, now I gotta put the mask on.

He's a big guy

4U9525

at least people will care who you are now

Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

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ALEX?

...

No brakes on this ride.
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