Hey Sup Forums how do I get Stalin hair without showing the barber a picture of Joseph Stalin?

hey Sup Forums how do I get Stalin hair without showing the barber a picture of Joseph Stalin?

Ask for a Quiff.

Tell him to cuck your shit up and that you're a communist wannabe.

No I'm right wing. I just think the hair is cool

Is this objectively the best hairstyle for brave men

Your hair has to be a little greasy for that to work unless you want to use gels or some shit like a fag

make sure to ask for a complimentary purse and a chihuahua on your way out.

A normie wouldn't even know who Stalin is from that picture.

what's wrong with gel? Fuck off putin you're just mad that you're bald

Who cares, they won't know who it is.

Is that Sergio Ramos?

You have to starve 7 million Ukranians to death first.

I have literally done this. They're not gonna care or even know that it's Stalin. If they do just say you like the hair style.

There is only 1 acceptable hair style. Don't be a bitch.

That's not how Stalin actually looked when he was young, The Soviet Union made him looked handsome like that to show that what a good and handsome guy he was.

You may not have the hairline or volume for it. Also, you'll need some pomade.

how the fuck could they do that with the resources of their time? Photoshop didn't exist back then bub

>being obsessed about your looks enough that you use hair products
That's female-tier waste of time and money. So unless you have a boyfriend that likes that kind of thing...

I don't even know who that is. Majority of people only know adult Stalin.

Boris here is correct. OP is a fag.

f-fuck you

Ask for a young Obama

But thats not Stalin.

>implying the average person even knows that picture is of Stalin

Soviets edited their photos all the time. I dont know how they done it but they done did it indeed they done. For example removing of trotsky, and a cosmonaut.

I'm pretty sure you're a fat kid who thinks that getting a haircut like this will magically turn you into a pussy magic. It will turn out shit, get a real mans haircut

(aka a bowl cut :^) )

This

That guy in your pic is fit as fucc, you have no idea what you're talking about.

ShareBlue's current plan:
disrupt discussion and content creation
by constantly spamming us with irrelevant gibberish.

best post

> monarchist crime photos cannot be trusted, it is fake because commies
> u want proof? here's two pictures released by commies
> trust me, leaf logic is sound

Ask for a side part fade

> go to get hair cut
>ask them for what ever
>hot chick gives me hitler youth hair cut
>feel the germanic blood pulsing in my veins

I was born to be /fa/csist as fuck

holy shit, what happened to phil anselmo?

as if a fucking barber is going to know thats stalin.

just say it's your grandfather

>hitler youth hair cut

(you)

>current year
>not cutting your own hair

Most barbers in America probably don't know enough about history to recognize Stalin in that picture.

Start by [spoiler]actually having hair. ;_;[/spoiler]

...

Just make sure its a ww2 vet thats the barber too, he'll laugh his ass off and offer you a free straight razor shave too trust me.

just tell him you want greasy black hair in a greasy bouffant style and he'll tell you to come back after growing some more fucking hair or sell you faggoty hair extensions

>tfw starting to thin out right up front and up the middle
>can never have magical locks again without look like a midlife crisis cuck with a bald spot
>can't even grow a filled out beard

Christ it's like his neck is trying to help him listen

Best laugh in 2 weeks

>gels
>like a fag
What? Every dude needs some amount hair gel , step yo shit up Ivan