What's the best state?

What's the best state?

Canada.
fpbp

>How do I get away with murder

What is going on in Montana?

Florida. You can kill black people and get away with it. The only real problem is all the mapleniggers that leave that shitstained tundra they call home and vacation down there.

Seriously, fuck canada and every single snow-coon ever born.

>massholes don't know how to shower

Yeah this checks out.

Montana is best, clearly.

Mass

>florida
>how to move out of florida
Toppest of keks

>North Dakota "Stop being a loser"
>mfw 80% of North Dakotans are Norwegians
Scandi cucks

>how do I stop being a loser

Canada is Sweden 2.0.

texas....they think its, its own country

But everyone has felt like a loser at one point

And some people try to learn from that experience

France is Syria 2.0

Kentucky

we are tho

>California
>How do I hide my conservative views

Floridaman here. Confirming Canadians to be subhuman liberal migrant filth. Build the other wall.

The Somali problem must be worse than they let on.

Maine or Arizona.

>PA
>help defeat isis

True patriots.

Obviously Montana.

Former Floridaman here, don't think I'll ever forgive the Cottonheads for killing Spring Break and a huge chunk of the coastal area's economy with it.

Also stop sneaking in your worthless quarters you maple fucks.

i can tell you for a fact it isnt New Jersey

But how did you know?

hahahaha Montanans want to fight more people. Alpha as fuck.
>No their not getting jumped by Somali's

Indiana, the home state of Mike "electric fence" Pence.

Californian here I too have googled this

Also
>utah
Fucking mormon churches

I went to disneyland when I was like 12 and your water tasted like burnt toast without the toast what the fuck man?

FUCK THIS SLIDE THREAD

TIME TO PUT SHAREBLUE INTO PRISON

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You think that's hard. I go to school in the bay area.

Some stupid chick was trying to get me to sign a soda tax petition. The look on her face when i said "No, i can't put my name to somehting like that" was hilarious, it was pure shock.

>how to learn english
>how to learn spanish
lul

Middle Tennessee, home of Dolly Parton and Alvin York.

>convert to another religion without being shunned
Oh Utah.

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Shitcongo

Good food, good sports, good architecture, otherwise fuck Chicago.

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If Alabama didnt have as many niggers as it does, it would literally be hands down the best state in the union. It was the capital of a former could have been empire known as the confederate states of america.

But because it does, Tennessee wins best state in my book. Excluding memphis, Tennessee is basically alabama but with out black people. Otherwise known as heaven on earth.

Life is good.

New Hampshire
>over 90% white
>low taxes
>cool weather
>low gun regulations
>low population density
>comfy forests, mountains and small towns.

>How do I stop being a loser?

Arizona
California if we purge all spics and fags and yuppies.

>How do I shower

East TN is best TN
middle TN is just a blockade to west niggerland

Anybody who actually believes these are the most googled phrases is an idiot