Why do Asian-Americans give their children white names?

Why do Asian-Americans give their children white names?

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>Newport

dont you know about those ABCs?

Because English speakers can't pronounce tonal languages.

Even poo names can be pronounced because Sanskrit is distantly related to English

>Propecia

What the fuck!?

>Sinutab

why do niggers have nigger names? did it come from some sort of african renaissance?

Didn't all niggers use to have basic christian names?

>Why do Asian-Americans give their children white names?
Its anglo names, European immigrants did this to.

Case in point, Drumpf > Trump

>Shawanda
Okay, I guess I can see that.
>Tamiqua
Okay, come on now.
>Propecia
Now that's just ridiculous...
>Sinutab
What the- ?!?!?!

Because they are willing to assimilate, make an effort.

>Propecia
>naming a kid after a hair loss treatment

Not sure if that's better or worse than naming them after a brand of cigarette.

Because most Asians who are citizens are partly white.

Pure Asians might come here but they go back to their countries since they aren't shit holes

>why do niggers have nigger names? did it come from some sort of african renaissance?
They're Gaelic names. Sound them out slowly

The ones in the Asian column aren't white. English, but not white.

The ones in the white column are white.

The ones in the black column are fake.

Because they understand the benefits of assimilation.

Really??
>sinutab

Why would anyone name a boy Dakota?

Why are only the gooks using normal names?

>Newport
>N E W P O R T
>N E W P O R T

>michael, tim, chris, rick
>not white

>dakota
>white

literally WE WUZ NATIVEZ N SHIEET

Asians actually give "whiter" names. More traditional I mean.

Because they've properly integrated, those fucking cucks lol

Sinutab

nah I dont believe it..

Because they learned the game instead of falling for (((tricks)))

> Ashleigh
> Madison
> Ashleigh Madison
Seriously...

>sinutab
most likely fake but my fkn sides nonetheless

>Sinutab.
She has two sisters, Nurofen and Covornia.

submissive cuck mentality.

Pretty sad desu.

>Antwaine
Is that meant to be Antoine or something?
>Newport
lmao

Explain Newport.

WE WUZ ANTWAINE N SHAWANDA N SHIET

>Cameron
>Dakota
>LaPrell
Are you sure these are male names?

Honestly, the white people names are pretty shit too. I mean really, Brandon? That's almost as bad as Cody. At least the Asians have their shit together by the looks of it.

>There are retards who can't tell that the OP is a joke
You fucking morons need to get out more if you can't tell that "sinutab" isn't a real name.

Why do European American's give their children Native American names?

>Dakota

This is now a black names thread, burgers tell us your stories!

you mean asian people in hong kong, singapore and taiwan

Because they fucking get it dumb fuck.

More like DEPORT
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell me this is fake.I can't believe this.

>Propecia
>Newport
>Ashleigh
>Sinutab
>Dakota

Wtf I love asian americans now

>ashleigh madison

i see what whitey is up to

>Antwaine
>Shawanda
>Sinutab

A friend of mine used to teach children on Madagascar and she says the kids there had all kinds of crazy names. Their black parents gave them every name they heard on TV, like Snickers or Bradpitt. She said there was a girl called CocaCola and a boy named Pepsi and they were best friends.

...

How do you come to that conclusion? Niggers come up with all kinds of retarded names. Someone post that Le-a picture

They want to fit in

It seems negros name their children after whatever ads they see in the hospital waiting room.

>Why do Asian-Americans give their children white names?
It is people integrating into a society. These are people who want to be a part of.

>Sinutab

my fucking sides

try these names
females:
Deisi
Danitza
Darling
Dayana
Dennisa, Denixe
Deyanira
Franchesca, Fransheska
Jacqueline, Yakelin
Jasenka
Jasmin,Yasmín, Yasmine
Jennifer, Yenyfer, Yenifer
Joseline, Yocelyn, Yocelyne
July, Yuli
Yulissa o Yulitza
Katiusca, Katiushka
Lady, Leidi, Leydy, Leidy Di
Lizzet, Lizzette
Mitzy, Mitza
males:
Jeferson, Yeferson
Jeremy, Yeremy
Jerry, Yerry
Jhonny, Yonny
Jonathan, Yónatan
Jordan, Yordan, Yordy
Joshua, Yochua
Jusstin, Yastin
Kelvin
Kevin
Lancelot
Legolas

they are actually functionning menbers of the society and most likely willing to assimilate

Asians are smart. They know special snowflake names will cause their kids to have a disadvantage ar life. They know how to adapt. I'm an asian living in germany and my name is Josef. When I asked my mom why she named me that she literally said she would be afraid I would be discriminated if I had a non-german name.

At first I hated my name, but looking back m turbo-german name has probably gained me a lot of advantage. I always get to hear comments like "Oh I didn't expect you to look like that when I read your name" or "Wow I had a completely different image in my head when your friends talked about you". And that's not even rightwingers.
The thing is everyone is racist to a degree. Whitw leftists just like to deny it but Asians are still aware. But unlike blacks they don't hate white people for it. They know that's just how things are. After all asians are openly racist, too.

This is literally an Onion image you queers.

why god
Brand of menthols.
As an asian with asian friends from the midwest to california to new york, asian parents still give them appropriate names at home. It's just integration going on. Half asians are another story, pretty obvious answer.

Because I'm not an insulated retard.
>Dumb, insular lefties call Trump a neo-nazi fascist who wants to deport and kill all of the non-whites and start a nuclear war without evidence
>Dumb, insular Sup Forumstards fall for every fake, stupid infographic they encounter which conforms to their worldview because they don't have enough real-world experience to know better and are too lazy to bother fact-checking
Same fucking shit.

asian americans can try to integrate and succeed all they can but they will just be shit on by whites like affirmative action and racist jokes. its so pointless. the sooner they realize this the better. if you are asian american, do not be afriad to commit crimes, riot and fight whites to fight for your freedoms.

Anyone who believed this was real is a retard. Sinutab? Come the fuck on now lads

kangz and kweenz

>lancelot
>legolas

Aye, when I meet a lot of Hong Kongers they still use Anglo first names.

lol white people trying to get "creative" like nogs. Which gives me an idea for name - L'Creatine

youtube.com/watch?v=ue4m_2F8vJc

relevant video.

Most of those white names are just as retarded as black ones.
>Cameron - I know it's unisex, but come on. It's like naming your son after Cameron Diaz.
>Dakota - Is that even male name?
>Ashleigh - Good luck having to spell your name trough your entire life because your parents were bunch of fucking hipsters.
>Madison - Sounds shitty, not feminine at all.

>Cameron
>Brandon
>Dakota
Really not sure white americans are in any position to talk shit.

Asians love being white washed because they know their golden age is passed.
Its hopeless for them.

>Propecia
>Sinutab

What? Is this a joke? No way those are real names, not even for nogs.

Nah, it isn't. Nigger names aren't a meme. NP idea if that infographic is true, its certainly not unrealistic.

Why so salty, is your name on that list PR what?

>sinutab
Isn't that a mathematical function

cheaaaa my name is number 1

>Dakota
White Americans started giving their kids dog names. kek

I didn't know what Sinutab was, and when I first read the OP I thought it was a funny name. Upon scrolling down, it became obvious, through deductive reasoning, that it was a fucking joke image.
If you worked out what Sinutab and Propecia were yet still thought "haha black people so dumb amirite haha" rather than thinking your way to the obvious fact that it's a joke, you're just a moron who has cartoon stereotypes of people you disagree with.

I don't see the problem with the spelling for Ashleigh. Unless you're dyslexic then sure. That being said, spelling Ashley like that is retarded.

>sinutab

This really cleared my sinuses.

>Sinutab

What?

...

Amerifats ought to be shot

>naming children after states
>naming children after concepts (Liberty, Hope, Justice etc.)
>naming children after Game of Thrones characters

>Sinew Tab
>Pro Pizzia
>Da Crone
>NEWPORT CIGERONE

just wtf are even these names.

at least try and skim the thread next time

This, can you imagine moving to Asia and giving your white children Chinese names just to fit in.

Literally everyone she'll ever meet will thing her name is
>Ashly

Honestly though? Local blacks give their kids white names too.

Here you get judged more by how you speak than by skin colour.
> That's so tolerant!
... No.
See, you can't change your skin colour. But you can't really change your accent either.

But if you do grow up here, and do try to join society, and do try to be one of us, you'll talk like one of us.
And your accent will tell us things like:
> Where in the country you're from.
> If we're from the same place, it can tell us what part of town you're from.
> What socioeconomic status you grew up in.
> What words you choose reflects your political opinions, so that's a thing too.

Asians will sound like Asians. Locals with Asian parents will sound like locals.

Africans and East Asians tend to pick up on this and they will speak with the local accent.

Pakis... often don't.

>naming children after concepts
They are called virtue names. While many sound retarded, some virtue names for girls are fine. Like Grace or Gloria.

>cartoon stereotypes
Why don't you go do mugshot.com, search for some ridiculous stereotypical name like quadisha and take a look at the results

>thing
I see what I did there and I feel ashamed.

>mugshots.com/search.html?q=sinutab

>4th most popular female name in the US
>No arrests
wow wtf i hate black people now?

if a group of people is retarded enough to name their children shit like ja'marcus and whatnot sinutab isn't even that far fetched.

>Newport
>Laprell
>Propecia
>Sinutab

what

>newport

Holy shit lmao

>white names are either gay or pornstar as fuck

It could be worse though, believe me bruv

Ones with some history like Victor(ia), Justin etc. are alright, calling your daughter "Freedom" doesn't fly though

I forgot the most annoying one, mispellings of common names, not only is it special snowflakey it also must make it a pain in the arse to have to spell out your name every time you give it.

Chinese philosophy at work desu
Chinese parents are more concerned about the meaning of the (chinese) name compared to how it sounds
Same goes for the english name, wtf is chong in english anyway

I'd think giving yourself a local name pre-emptively is better than letting the locals name you (or bastardize your name)

Because being good at maths means you know how to integrate.

Where did I state it was? Follow the reply chain.

Also if it were a real new trend it would take a decade or so until they start showing up there.

I will name my daughter soon...

>Good at maths.

Apparently you aren't even good at English.

Because they are cucks

Coming from the country that brought us "aluminum" because the guy that wrote your dictionary couldn't read.

FPBP

His sentence made perfect sense user. Did you just wake up or something Ameribro?