Guys my CO detector started beeping like crazy

Guys my CO detector started beeping like crazy

I know they are a scam so the gas-jew crew can steal your hard-earned shekels, but I'm a bit worried

How do I know I have CO poisoning before it's too late?

when it starts beeping like crazy

>open the window
problem solved

when you start dying it's probably too late

Ehehe good goy carbon monoxide is dangerous!

first step to prevent wrong alarms:
Buy a good one
Second step:
Clean the detector monthly. Put the vacuum cleaner on the holes. Human skin is deadly for those detectors

Call the fire department NOW

if it starts beeping like crazy you are probably already fucked.

If you don't reply to this thread we know you are dead.

Say hello to jesus for me.

Change the battery.

Install it at floor level by the way.

Take a nap and if you have a headache when you wake up call maintenance.

It means that your battery is running low..

>windows open
you do know thats a perfectly good way to fuel the flames, right?

Fuck me, Sup Forums's become retarded as fuck..

>How do I know I have CO poisoning before it's too late?
You're posting on Sup Forums, that's a pretty good sign that it's already too late.

It stopped beeping by the way

But it's lighter than air

>CO
>fuel the flames

NIGGER PLS. But get some frites sauce here i dont want to travel all the time for it

They need to be replaced every 7 years.

OP's already dead.
F

Loss of hearing at certain frequencies like beeping is a late stage symptom of poisoning. I'd call an ambulance.

oh fuck me i thought that was a fire alarm..
guess I'll just let myself out..

About the frites sauce, you should try belgian frites sauce, it tastes much better.

man op answers to no tips and is slow as fuck

SAGE AND DROPPED

They can beep like crazy when battery is bad. Call the fire department and see if they have a sniffer and will come over and check for it.

ok i will look after it. Name?

>call the fire department
I dont have that kind of money

I heard you get a sweet taste in your mouth when your poisoned

Becoming Hungary is first symptom

90% of CO detectors are scam tier shit.
Throw it out,buy a verified one.