After intensive investigation, sources say that he did NOT slip in his poo, but that he was drunk and merely lost his balance while trying to avoid stepping in his poo.
He should be out of the hospital by next week.
DESIGNATED
Dylan Robinson
Other urls found in this thread:
Ayden Sanders
How do you say "Get well soon" in poo ?
Easton Kelly
designated bump
Sebastian Sanchez
that's fucked up
Brandon Price
>He should be out of the hospital by next week.
I don't know reassembling the brain should take a long time.
Eli Reed
It could have been avoided... it didn't have to be this way...
Adam Ward
Also, I don't think that driver ever stopped.
Indian medical science is way ahead of the curve.
Aaron Russell
>insta-death while wasted
>875,000,000 are starving to death, excruciatingly, every day
big fucking nothing
Nicholas Hernandez
Is he kill?
Lincoln Reyes
yeah you could be born white. chances of this happening to you is then diminished because:
>you shit at home, or
>if you decide to shit outdoors it won't be right next to traffic on the side of a road