Jew jokes

Do you 4chaners have some really spicy jew jokes ?

How was copper wire invented?
two jews picked up a penny at the same time

What's the difference between a Jew and a Slovakian?

The Holocaust.

Why do jews have such big noses?
Because air is for free.

trump and his whore wife!

How do you get a Jewish girls number?
Check her arm.

how many jews can you fit in a car?
depends on the size of the ashtray

knock knock there is smelly jew, give me switzerzerlind

A priest and a rabi are walking down the street. Through a window the priest spots a yound boy changing. He turns to the rabi and says "hey let's go fuck that kid!" and the rabi responds " out of what?"

A Jewish man with an erection ran into a wall.

He broke his nose.

What's a Jewish Dilemma?
FREE HAM

Have you taken the

. Mark 'of the beast' Zuckerberg .

Pill yet?

Forgot pic

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HOLD ON LET ME CZECH

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How many Jews can you fit in a car?

Two in the front, three in the back and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened.

What's the main difference between a jew and a Pizza?

People get sad when you overcook a pizza.

kek

How do you tell the difference between a libshit and an antifa member? The liberal orders his/her shit as Mexican cuisine while the antifa eats shit fresh.

I lol'd

Abram cannot sleep, tossing and turning from side to side... Finally his wife Sarah inquires: "Abram, what's bothering you?"
"I owe Moishe 20 roubles, but I have no money. What shall I do?"
Sarah bangs on the flimsy wall and shouts to the neighbors: "Moishe! My Abram still owes you 20 roubles? Well he isn't giving them back!"
Turning to her husband, she says reassuringly: "Now go to sleep and let Moishe stay awake!"

2 Jews are having a conversation
-btw did you known that Moisha is a faggot?
-why? He didn't return the money he lent from you?
-no! I mean in a good sense

A quiet time at the Egypt-Israel frontline. A Jew shouts: "Hey, Abdullah!" – A head pops up: "What do you want?" – and catches a bullet. Now an Egyptian shouts: "Hey, Abraham!" – "Who asked Abraham?" – A head pops up: "It's me, Abdullah!"

Here's another spicy one:

Why are black jews sadder than the whites?


They have to sit at the back of the oven.

>staying awake because of 30 cents
Yep, that's Jews

kek

What is a jewish toddler doing in a stroller?
Pissing off the sniper.

kek

I think this joke is at least from the Soviet times, so it's something about a 1k dollars in today prices

>Jews
>white

Why didnt jews participate in WW2?
They went camping.

>Sup Forums

Nice

What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke.

Why did Moses walk the jews through the sea?
Because he was to ashamed to go through the city.

How many jews can you put in bucket ?
Two and half shovel.

(A very old jew joke I just remembered)
Why do jews have thin spindly penises?
Because they're tight-fisted wankers.

What runs along the wall and kills jews?
Gas fittings.

Hitler is talking to Hans:
>We're gonna kill 50,000 jews and 1 dentist.
>Why 1 dentist?
>Ha! I knew nobody will ask about the jews.

Whats the difference between a jewish roadkill and a dog roadkill?
There are skid marks before the dog roadkill.

Heard this one but with Stalin and one sad clown

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Nice brother

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hittler killed himself when he saw gas bills

How do you count the average speed of a jew?
Length of the chimney x wind speed.

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How do you pick up a Jewish chick?
With a brush and shovel.

What do you call a cock smock?

a peeka-jew

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i heard this in 6th grade, were you born in literally 2005

Oldest one in the book?
How do you fit 500 jews in a car?
Just put them in the ashtray.

what do you get if you squash a synagogue?

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