>The brothel in Barcelona offers the choice of four different female sex dolls
>Clients can chose one of the 40kg silicone sex dolls based on their ethnicity
>Customers are assured that the sex dolls are thoroughly cleaned after each visit
>The dolls can be dressed in any manner the client wants before their assignation
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It's cheaper than many actual hookers
It probably looks better
It probably doesn't have dozen of weird "rules"
Somebody has a job cleaning those things
dolls > women
100 is a lot tho
It's still creepy though.
>Someone else listens to Distorted View
Automating prostitution
Do the feet feel real and will it call me names?
nice
make it like $20 and I'm sold
otherwise I can get a real human for $50
> tfw they have swingers-type orgy afterwards
Literally gonna be niggers asking for a white blonde doll.
he's right
that's automation taking our jerbs again right there
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I don't know which are worse, the stupid looking ones or the more realistic looking ones.
>brothel
>hooker dolls
>dolls
Really?
That's just sad
You can tell the cunt with the really expensive one is super smug about it too.
It's a competition. Should improve quality of service.
Also you get a wider selection. It's not as much of a replacement as people would make it out to be.
The stup looking looking ones are definitely worse.
The one in front is like 4 foot long has a balloon head, it's fucking great how shit and disturbing it is.
I hope someone puts a camera in one and infiltrates a meet up like that.
top kek
when even a doll looks uncomfortable holding your fat sweaty virgin hand
why not just buy a nice onahole for that money?
>£100 an hour
I can fuck any legit prostitute for 50 euros. young teen and milf, and whatever nationality I want.
>paying to fuck a piece of rubber
cucks.
spoken like a true virgin who's never held a body close. it's all the comfort of a body, without all the bullshit that women bring with it
Make sure its a guy that owns the brothel at least, or else you're really getting cucked.
I think it's highly likely that these dudes, who have dropped thousands on sex dolls, have paid a relative pittance for a flesh and blood hooker at some point.
onahole is more convenient
>it belongs to you and only your dick goes in
>you clean it yourself so you know its clean when you use it
>easy to store so it doesn't collect dust
Discounts for muslims and rape taxes will be lowered in europoorkistan.
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Is the mannequin internally heated? Otherwise you're still holding a big cold silicone object and it just defeats the purpose.
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>internally heated
I'd hope so. Otherwise it would be like fucking a dead body. Which is creepy.
But maybe you can just dip them in warm water for a while and then they'll feel warm. Just like for dead bodies.
The real reason brothel dolls exist
> I NEED NO WOMYN
If you fuck a hooker you're still a Virgin. That's like buying a Dell computer and telling everyone you built it, when all you did was plug it in. Or like buying a steak and calling yourself a hunter. You're missing out on crucial parts of the act that make you not a Virgin.
If I had money to burn, I'd dress like a deliveryman and leave these propped up against people's front doors in large transparent bags.
It will also lower prices.
What if a girl forced herself on you?
I'd pay $100 an hour for a mia doll
please tell me someone knows where futanari dolls are sold
i need one for an important experiment thermonuclear physics
If you put penis in vagina you're not a virgin. Doesn't matter if it's a hooker, doesn't matter if you wore a rubber. It's still intercourse.
implying you wouldn't feel empty afterwards
and dirty outside
Keeping it classy
kek
They could make them any way they'd want. But they just go with plain boring 3DPD imitations. Maybe add a dick is as far as they'll go.
>no tentacles
>no cat hears
>no alien pigmentation
Why do they make them so boring?
Wrong, because by definition a man cannot be a Virgin anyways, the rules are arbitrary and I say that if you don't do X amount of legwork, you're still a Virgin. Enjoy the hookers, you beta Virgin.
women obsolete 2020
Are telling if I don't incubate a child in a test tube before having sex it doesn't really count?
>If you fuck a hooker you're still a Virgin.
You're still a bunch of things alright, but not a virgin. This term has a pretty clear definition.
Epic argument my man.
Doesn't it cost like a 1000 bucks?
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On a side note, I once priced out a real doll. It was a few years back.
If you get all the options + the tranny conversion it's like 12 grand or so.
Virgin by definition has a hymen. Did your hymen break when you put it in the hooker? No? Still a Virgin then, I guess ;^)
> he is interested
> but has to use own hand
THE BEAUTIFUL ONES
CTRL+K define virgin ENTER
$1900 can get this 145cm Exdoll
>he is projecting
This is supposed to be a cheap alternative not a car.
They should probably put a few out on street corners for the rapefugees so that real women aren't in any danger. Femishits might cry "muh objectification of attractive womyn!" but sex culture in Europe is more open that it is here in the States.
Those things will be ripped to shreds in hours.
Sex doll cleaner - a new, terrible, profession
> Not having your own harem
I just can't wait until domestic robots are a thing so I can have an army of robots dressed as cute maids guard my house with concealed machine guns in their nipples.
>ayo nigga time to rob yt
>shieet he got a muthafuckin white maid
>ayo my dic-
>SHIEEET SHE PACKIN HEAT
>NIGGA SHE A ROBOT SHE AIN'T BLEEDIN WHEN I HIT HER WITH BOOLITS.
>WAR HAS CHANGED NIGGA.
looks like you will need a fresh wave of refugees
OVER 40 KILOGRAMS OF PUSSY AND ASS!
This.
Start a call for this, sit back and reap the keks.
The media, politicians, and feminists will destroy themselves so many which-ways.
It takes jobs from hardworking hooker-moms.
It objectifies women more.
It encourages sexual violence (although no person is involved so errr....)
but it also...
Leads to less AIDS.
Encourages more women into non-hookerish jobs
Generates employment for pussy jet-wash operators to clean them etc.
I like where they're going with the elf hears.
This one would make me think of a grey alien too much though kek. This is not the right type of alien for this. Or are you supposed to paint her yourself?
Pleasure apparatus maintenance and sanitation technician if you please.
Funny that it's called that. In human societies the "beautiful ones" are usually driven to checkout because they're not so beautiful.
Or maybe they won't care, aside from a few fringe bloggers because it basically removes undesirable beta-males from the gene pool silently, and society is perfectly fine with that
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned yet that this is a jewish plan to low white’s birth rates even more?
100 pound for an hour.
You get that here for 50.
>for 50 jewros i can pay a real black prostitute for a blowjob
>If you look hard enough you can get some sweet pussy just for some weed lmao
Why the fuck should i pay 100 euros for a doll probably full of aids and the smell of 1000 virgins.
Is this a way of the (((masters))) to genocide the "white" race in spain?
Also spanish whores are not cheap? Some years ago they were.
like seriously if youre gonna spend 100$ spend it on drinks at the bar for some 6/10 and actually get laid
this is why the west is falling
because normie meatbags are too cucked and afraid of women to court and get laid
smfh
>sex dolls
i don't get it. Is hand not good enough? Your hand did not give a handjob to 300 guys before you came
What a shitty landing.
I met the man in the red shirt IRL and his doll, he's a leaf.
Yes, I am a doll man.
I wonder if the guys with the shitty dolls ask the owners of the more expensive dolls if they can explore their features?
Do the expensive doll owners get jealous if one of the other guys touches their doll inappropriately?
Or are the expensive doll owners all about showing off their realistic pussies and assholes?
So many questions here, really.
I live in Barcelona so I'll try it to tell you pol
can I get theses there?
if so definately worth it
>being that much of a low test
>Somebody has a job cleaning those things
Just think about it. Someone asks you what your job is and you answer: "Well, I clean sexdolls in a brothel. I've seen some shit man."
This ginger faggot reminds me of the average Sup Forums schill post.
I'd do it.
Used doll vagina is kinky to me.
I thought the whole point of dolls is that you can buy one for yourself and never share it with anyone?...
that's fucked up
>Customers are assured that the sex dolls are thoroughly cleaned after each visit
>Customers are assured
Customers are assured of many things that often aren't true.
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This is a great idea.
Maybe some people might just want to try those (possibly before buying them or not).
Dolls are dumb though. They're too expensive. Not customizable enough. Probably wear down a lot. The uncanny valley effect hard to get rid off.
The future is augmented reality pornsuits.
Get off of my Sup Forums, Austin Powers
I'd never partake in this.
I fucking hate most women but there is nothing wrong with prostitutes.
fake prostitutes is a new low.
That's creepy
>>Customers are assured that the sex dolls are thoroughly cleaned after each visit
somebody out there is getting cucked by a sex doll! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA