Alternate Flag Thread

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I start with Austria-Bavaria-Switzerland
better known as Alpinum

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>Austria-Bavaria-Switzerland
Great idea...

aesthetic

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looks badass

I'll post a few I've made myself

First

Our valleys need to be cleansed with the blood of the Saupreiß

Second

Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,
Parlez Vous?
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,
Parlez Vous?
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine,
Fucked the women and drank the wine,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
They came upon a wayside inn,
Parlez Vous?
They came upon a wayside inn,
Parlez Vous?
They came upon a wayside inn,
Pissed on the mat and walked right in,
Inky pinky parlez vous.
(carry on as above but use these lines)
"Oh, landlord have you a daughter fair," etc.
"With lily-white tits and golden hair," etc.
"Oh, yes I have but she's too young"
"To sleep with a stinking German hun."
"Oh father dear I'm not too young,"
"To sleep with a stinking German hun."
Up the rickety stairs they went,
Threw her down upon the bed,
They tied her to the leg of the bed,
Fucked her till she was nearly dead,
They took her down a shady lane,
Fucked her back to life again,
The fucked her up the fucked her down,
They fucked her right around the town,
They fucked her in the fucked her out,
They fucked her up the water-spout,
Seven months went and all was well,
Eight months went and she started to swell,
Nine months later she gave a grunt,
And a little white bastard popped out of her cunt,
The little white bastard grew and grew,
He fucked his mother and his sister, too,
The little white bugger he went to Hell,
He fucked the Devil and his wife as well.

Third and last

Would paint on my planet cracker class battlecruiser

God, these are awful. Are there no good fashy US flags?

get another hobby

>The eternal Yugo

I posted an actual US flag (used by customs). Here's a flag for your larping ass.

>The eternal Austro-Bavarian processes thousands of Saupeiß'n a day in blood refineries to satisfy his desire for their blood.

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And unlike those Anglos we're not wasteful and feed the drained flesh to our cave people.

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too black

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too dirty

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Stop describing stuff you see in the mirror

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Still ugly, LOL!

>butthurt
no your flags arent perfect. i accept no mediocre flags.

Jesus that actually looks good

European Empire when

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>remove French and Italian Switzerland
>add South Tyrol

10/10 country right there man.

Shut the fuck up fag, those are aesthetic.

>"European empire when?"
>Brexit passed
Holy fuck, me sides.

>german trying to sound mean
cute

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sooner than you'd think

second referendum when?

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change your flag then cause its shit even for Muslim standards, especially the color combo

bump