/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY PENCE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets Health Ins CEOs 2/27/17
youtu.be/l0N5_JzrM-I
>Pres Trump @ Governor's Meeting 2/27/17
youtu.be/NYemhXkJPqE
>Pres Trump @ Governors' Ball 2/26/17
youtu.be/NEp3UuVyGyU
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #5 2/25/17
youtu.be/42HH45leldI
>Pres trump meets Machu Picchu 2/24/17
youtu.be/uyQVZqzUYXU
>Pres Trump signs EO (antiregs) 2/24/17
youtu.be/afRnDUaydIM
>Pres Trump @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/dXWBcDz3Y68
>Farage @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/ayXYqH1LaBo
>VP Pence @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/olbyTQYcIYA
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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youtu.be/9AloAIvOWjk
twitter.com/AnonBabble

BLUMPKINS BTFO!!!!

Awoooo always kills the shill

TODAY IS SOTU DAY!!!!!

No joke, if Trump actually gives illegal Spics citizenship, I'll drop my support

Reminder to ignore shills and spammers, they'll get bored and leave if you don't give them any (You)s.

momma bess

Why do people think Trump reaching across the aisle is blanket amnesty again?

From out of the west rode a soft and flaccid man
With fear in his eyes and a burnt orange tan
He said he'd build a wall for us but then he up and ran
When the cowboys smell the dirty con
Of #AmnestyDon

He said he'd deport Mexicans before they raped our wives
And ban a billion Muslims before they took white lives
But then he won the primary and his courage took a dive
When the cowboys smell the dirty con
Of #AmnestyDon

#AmnestyDon
(He's softening, is there a pill for that?)
#AmnestyDon
(He's waffling, his courage just went splat)
When the cowboys smell the dirty con
Of #AmnestyDon

The cowboys and their kinfolk
They finally understand
That #AmnestyDon was never sticking to his plan
Now they'd love to string him up by his tiny little hands
When the cowboys smell the dirty con
Of #AmnestyDon

#AmnestyDon
(He's softening, is there a pill for that?)
#AmnestyDon
(He's waffling, his courage just went splat)
When the cowboys smell the dirty con
Of #AmnestyDon

(#AmnestyDon)

(#AmnestyDon)

If you take medication for premature softening,
(#AmnestyDon)
Don't take it for your softening if you suffer from psychiatric abnormalities
(#AmnestyDon)
Like being a sociopath, a psychopath, or narcissism
(#AmnestyDon)
Nativism, racism, or flip-floppery
Or...(#AmnestyDon)
If you just think your daughter looks really, really hot in a way that creeps everybody else out
(#AmnestyDon)

AWOOOOOOOOOO SHO SHILLS SHO

oh sweetie

oh muffin

oh honey

oh sugarbutts

oh smoopypoo

Why do this here of all places, shills? One of you take your mask off and answer me like a man.

Welcome to where crime stands still

No one leaves and no one will

Country is full, never seems to change

Just immigrants mentally deranged

Dream the same thing every night

I see the Wall height in my sight

No locked doors, no windows barred

No things to keep illegals far

>Amnesty Don confirmed
>Sup Forums decides to stick their fingers in their ears and spam gore because real turth scares them

Top fucking kek, what a bunch of precious faggots you are

make america chicken again

I'm back

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ETERNAL REMINDER

Animefags go home

Shepard Smith hammering Trump on tax returns

>alcoholic
>common core intellectual
>anorexic
>had sex and that man cheated on her
She is disgusting.

>tfw turth

i-it's not blanket so it's ok

stop defending shit like this, this isn't the_donald

trump said he's deport 11 million people, that's what we expect him to do. so far there is nothing to belive he's going to compromise on anything, he hasn't this whole month.

also it's not happening

Good, ignore faggot shill threads and let him cry himself to sleep in his mom's basement

Because they're:
>A, retarded
>B, extremely hopeful and retarded liberals
>C, shills

Is the amnesty thing real or fake news? What's going on here, lads?

>Why do people think Trump reaching across the aisle is blanket amnesty again?

It's fake news based on "sources" again.

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They don't actually think that.

They just want to shit up the threads and hope some gullible idiots fall for it

(((Drumpfypoo))) loves beaners

Awoo~

It would be extremely painful

Momiji makes me so hard.

It's AWOO, not a lolcat, OK?!

>get bored
I'm here for the salt, not the (you)s

You just got Drumpfed

Canadia is such a dumv country

>implying this won't be another bait-and-switch by the Trump admin
>implying the media isn't going to end up with egg on their faces when he BTFO's them again, this time in front of congress

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>hammering

Like a toddler hammers on his play set while the adults do business? Fuck off

It's from another original sad cat, memed onto a fat cat for extra sadness.
I don't have the original - we may never know why it was so sad.

It was reported by a guy from Fox News, which means there's a possibility but Trump is probably gonna double down

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>they lost ryan
>they
>they
>they
Um excuse me? Did you just say "they"? Trump, sweetie, it's not "they" its "we", cupcake. Refuse to take responsibility much? Learn to say "we", honeybun. Okaaay, sweetie?

Drumpf is fake news

Only thing Shepard hammers is his boyfriend's asshole.

I bet you they wouldn't larp and shill if scaphism was the punishment.

Fucking right

>Trump does something he said he would do since the primaries were over
>Shills/Libtards who wanted it complain
>People who've been listening to Trump say it for months complain

I hope all of you shill faggots fuck off to the sticky tonight.

>reddit spacing
>can't even post quotes properly
You sure seem like you're from here.

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scawoo!

>tfw dumv

I AINT GOING TO HIS STUPID SPEECH. AND JOHN LEWIS. HE AINT COMING NEITHER. TALK TO THE HAND, ORANGE JULIUS. MMHM.

The story was broken by CNN and their (((sources))), it's fake as fuck

reddit spacing is a reddit meme

>sticky tonight
What's happening tonight?

Awoo

I can't even wrap my head around Don asking for amnesty.
He'd be dead in the water.

>a guy from fox news

And then dems will call him a liar and he will once again claim that (((source))) was a lie to begin with and then more crying commences.

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State of the Union Address

>TALK TO THE HAND
DEBATE

IS

NOT

IN

ORDER

Why would he make a song like this, then shit his pants when Don doesn't amnesty the spics?

This stinks of 100k National Guard story. He's probably blowing out a leaker with fake news again.

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Joeposters are obnoxiously low-energy.

We back on Amnesty Don again? Wewlad, get a new writer, this script sucks, you stupid fucking hacks.

Intergalactic Space Marines when

There is no pain you are receding...
A distant ship smoke on the horizon...
You are only coming through in waves...
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying...
When I was a child...
I caught a fleeting glimpse...
Out of the corner of my eye...
I turned to look but it was gone...
I cannot put my finger on it now...
The child is grown...
The dream is gone...

Yoooouuuuuuuuuu....

You got conned...
By #AmnestyDon...

Here is the summary of that plan (pic related)

> IMMIGRATION REFORM THAT WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

> The three core principles of Donald J. Trump’s immigration plan

> 1. A nation without borders is not a nation. There must be a wall across the southern border.
> 2. A nation without laws is not a nation. Laws passed in accordance with our Constitutional system of government must be enforced.
> 3. A nation that does not serve its own citizens is not a nation. Any immigration plan must improve jobs, wages and security for all Americans.

> Make Mexico Pay For The Wall
> Defend The Laws And Constitution Of The United States
> Triple the number of ICE officers.
> Nationwide e-verify.
> Mandatory return of all criminal aliens.
> Detention—not catch-and-release. Illegal aliens apprehended crossing the border must be detained until they are sent home, no more catch-and-release.
> Defund sanctuary cities.
> Enhanced penalties for overstaying a visa.
> Cooperate with local gang task forces.
> End birthright citizenship.

> Put American Workers First. Here are some additional specific policy proposals for long-term reform:

> Increase prevailing wage for H-1Bs
> Requirement to hire American workers first
> End welfare abuse
> Jobs program for inner city youth
> Refugee program for American children
> Immigration moderation

Trump laid out this plan in a very comprehensive way. People will feign surprise when, for instance, he makes a move to

*** end birthright citizenship ***

It is all there, laid out for everyone to see. I don't think Trump is straying a bit from that plan

[1] assets.donaldjtrump.com/Immigration-Reform-Trump.pdf

Reminder that while Fox is the least shit and has a few /our guys/ they're still borderline fake news half of the time.

> (You)
>What school of philosophy do you subscribe to?
I like romanticisim and idealism tbf, but I'm far from an expert on such things
As for personal philosophy I'm more inclined to stoicism than epicurism, even if i'm aware that the later is not the dude drugs and fuck lmao like degenerates like to pretend

LITTLE PIECES BARRON

LITTLE PIECES

>Double down
Don't put it past Trump to give the libs something. That something will likely not be something related to Amnesty or protecting birthright

Uh-huh

I'D GIVE MY LIFE

NOT FOR BORDER

BUT FOR YOUUUU

(DUMB BEANER)

IN MY TIME

THERE BE NO AMNESTY

IMMIGRATION

IS THE WAY I FLY TO YOU

I'M STILL

AN ILLEGAL

DUMB BEANER....

Of course it is, (((user)))

The thing I've been asking myself is:

He's been saying over and over for the past week that he's ONLY gonna deport the bad dudes, what does that mean exactly, what is he gonan do with the rest of the Spics?

I want to put a hot fire poker in each of his ugly eyes. He's such an ugly human human being, inside and out.

>The eternal caterpillar

I've always written like this, only recently did I hear it's reddit spacing apparently

you got that right m8

ICE has been ordered to prioritize criminals and illegals who have abused welfare
Which is literally all of them. Especially since that involves identity theft.

Please give my awoo a hat

>end birthright citizenship

Do you dumb drumpfies actually believe this? Holy shit you guys are gonna get btfo when he does literally nothing about illegals

When did trump talk about amnesty?

Fuck this amnesty theme shit:

Call on Michael McDonald to save the day

youtu.be/9AloAIvOWjk
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He said before the election that "they were going to have a plan for everyone else" (everyone else meaning illegals who had been here a while and had not committed any other crimes).

It's been MONTHS of him saying that, and weeks of people in his administration saying that.

IMO anyone freaking out about the amnesty thing is a concern shill, because obviously a Trump supporter would have heard Trump say this so many times that it wouldn't be a surprise when it actually happens.

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This just means you've always been a low-quality posting faggot then.

We're the tweets even mentioning immigration?

He never said he's only going to deport the bad dudes, they have priority. Bad dudes has been stretched to include illicit welfare recipients as well.

>Any illegal in this country is subject to deportation at any time.

- Sean Spicer

Have hat.

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>the media is saying Trump will grant amnesty
Remember the five other times theyve reported this?

Fucking liberals, leave trump alone

Potential very difficult amnesty process dangled in trade for:
>Wall
>Strict enforcement of immigration laws
>Mass deportation of 'bad dudes'
>Nationwide voter ID laws
>repeal of 1965 immigration bill in favor of more white-friendly system.

master negotiator strikes again.

Anime=arrested development, gay, and weird.

you best prepare yourself: part of the reason the left looks so unhinged is because their cries don't match reality. Trump had at least one rally where he took the crowd from chants of "build the wall!" to about 90-95% applauding for allowing undocs who'd been here 20 years without run-ins with the law to stay.
"Build a wall and deport them all" was the opening negotiation position--wildly extreme beyond even his own beliefs.

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