> "But where once America stood alone as the land of opportunity, there are now dozens of other countries that have surpassed the United States; chief among these is its unassuming northern neighbour, Canada. Where do you go now for “Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”? Canadians live 2.5 years longer than Americans. They are six times less likely to be incarcerated. And the World Economic Forum ranks Canadians as the 6th happiest people in the world, while Americans lag behind at 13th."
Did they include minorities in that study of America?
Minorities generally kill each other sooner, eat unhealthy foods and are race and class baited into hating their lives.
Joshua Mitchell
> "Compared to Canada, America isn’t even the “land of the free”, anymore. The Cato Institute’s Human Freedom Index considers Canadians to be the sixth freest people in the world, while Americans limp in at 23rd, behind POLAND."
William Garcia
Prime example of why Canada > #murica
>Racist redneck manlets blaming everyone else for their mediocrity
Aaron Young
> "Free speech? Reporters Without Borders scores Canada 18th for press freedom; in spite of its much vaunted "First Amendment", America only manages 41ST."
John Brown
>Welfare state = Freedom and Liberty Shit thread, shit life OP.
Gabriel Ross
I'm proud of you my foliage-related son
Aaron Rodriguez
...
Kevin Cooper
Trump needs to stop
Leo Nelson
> Whether it was due to geography or history or maybe even policy, we have arrived. Everything America once aspired to be, we now are. Not only have we achieved the fabled American Dream, we are arguably among the safest, healthiest, happiest human beings to have ever existed.
Landon Gutierrez
All your chicks are belong to us, Amerifats
> Canadians spend an average of 37 minutes on foreplay and intercourse per session, a whole 10 minutes more than they do in Hong Kong, and two minutes longer than in the States.
Cameron Hughes
news flash, usa is also a welfare state. but the welfare goes to weapons manufacturers, oil conglomerates, and wall street bailouts instead of to the citizens. so sad.
Benjamin Jones
Hopefully all the beaners will go to Canada illegally now.
Charles Collins
I see you've taken the #MaplePill! Our open, free, strong and loving country welcomes you!
Your Timbits™ and healthcard are in the mail!
Jordan Jackson
>did they include americans in that study of america?
don't u feel stupid?
Leo Clark
Not an actual press briefing, and King Nigger did the same.
Isaac Russell
Less niggers in canada than america at the moment. But not for long
Andrew Walker
It's american culture that's toxic. Look at every minority group how it turns people in sjws, rap thugs, chicanos, dumb and loud, as well as autistic and fat.
Look at Canada, you seldom hear about shit like school shootings, cops shootings niggers, race related crimes or memes about how awful their education is.
Juan Reyes
Canada is dying, Get out while you can.
Ethan Cooper
Ferme ta guelle.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
SECTION 1 NOTWITHSTANDING CLAUSE US LEAFS HAVE NO RIGHTS
Noah Bell
Yes, because a country full of diabetic, uneducated, deluded asswipes is exactly how you reclaim your lost glory. lel.
Xavier Sullivan
> Who needs clean water when there's niggers to hate, amirite? kek
Easton Lopez
No leaf, gathering rain water and filing in a puddle shouldn't be regulated by the government.
Luke Sullivan
> mfw even ur potatoes will give you cancers now
Justin Bailey
Ouvre ta bouche que je m'installe
Charles Stewart
>Gueule Please make sure you speak proper French before trying it. ;)
Isaac Young
My apologies my Francophone brethren!!!
Connor Scott
Such a wimpy flag
Dominic Martin
>the phone all that prepped the bull
Isaiah Moore
Go hang yourself, faggot.
Angel Rivera
dude, they added the natural blight resistance of one potato to the more commonly eaten potatoes. Not everything is a conspiracy of death
PLEASE KILL ME I HATE IT HERE SO MUCH WHY ARE MY PEOPLE SO SCARED OF LIFE PLEASE NUKE US LORD TRUMP
Jose Ross
Build it! Keep your border jumping niggers and tusken raiders out of my country!
Aaron Kelly
> Vote for racist kleptocrat who'll slowly kill me, but at least no beaners to watch me die a slow, diseased death
Aiden Williams
Different user, but you will see, you will become like us, and when you are like us you will truly know what it means to lose.
Jayden Evans
freedom != free shit
in most of canada you can't even dance in a bar if it doesn't have a costly cabaret license
Landon Butler
>racist kelptocrats
aren't you talking about the clintons? You do know they are the ones who siphon taxpayer many to pay for luxury parties, right?
Oliver Garcia
You were saying?
Logan Young
The American dream, above all, was this idea that it didn't matter who you were, where you were born, and to what means you were born to; if you took initiative, worked diligently, and were determined, you would be rewarded for your efforts with a solid middle class lifestyle or better. In essence, social mobility and meritocracy.
That dream is dead and has moved to Canada.
>pic related, it's the correlation between an individual's wealth and the wealth of their parents. The lower the figure, the greater the social mobility and meritocracy.
Asher Clark
See Also, How would he be a kleptocrat when he has no interest in payment for his actions?
Ethan Smith
that's not a bar, it's a community hall booked for a Bangra event.
and html doesn't work here, newfuck
Mason Nguyen
...aaaand forgot the picture.
Joshua Flores
>tfw Our Prime Minister has mastered all forms of dance
>didn't matter who you were >That dream is dead and has moved to Canada
Canada is racist as fuck you retard, it's a minority free-for-all.
Michael Morgan
Let's go to war leafs. Let's see how long you last.
Charles Cruz
You're either high, retarded, or don't live in Ontario.
Canada is dying, and the Liberals are killing it.
Isaac Gray
> html doesn't work here, newfuck
Thanks, eh!! That was very helpful and selfless of you...why, almost...Canadian...
Aiden Wilson
>tfw when he has never worked a job for more than 2 years part-time, lived off of his dad's investments in a van in whistler most of his adult life, and has had all the time in the world to learn dancing tricks
Nicholas Robinson
Day of the rake soon.
Hudson Gray
Please, bring everything you can. It would be the best day of my life. I would get to die for my country, and die knowing that America would make us great again.
Josiah Nelson
You don't want these problems, Americuck
Ethan Richardson
You're a traitor who needs to be deported to Alabama where you belong, you cuck.
Jaxon Hill
this
the weights weren't even listed for this fight fella prolly staged it and we don't know if he was 20 pounds lighter.
Parker Miller
Most Albertans want to separate to US. Atlantic provinces and NFLD barely joined the confederacy.
We're not united, and we all hate you Ontariofag.
Adrian Walker
Get real, dreamer. We would get steam-rolled. This is 2017, not 1812.
>captcha: select all images with a (Canadian) goose
Hunter Brown
Bring it on, Amerifat. Hopefully you have your scooter fully charged. lmao.
William Green
Jewish polls saying Jewish things. >Wtf I hate Drumpf now Get the fuck out.
Kayden Hall
Lol canada has a lot of things but free speech is not one of them
William Torres
We've lulled your faggy PM into a false sense of security.
Zachary Morgan
> mfw lots of friends in Military
> mfw Canadians consistently outperform better equipped Muricans during war games, cause THINKING mans army
Juan Anderson
daily reminder that the americans have invaded canada on multiple occasions and failed every single time
Camden Young
You are correct. We have freedom of EXPRESSION, which places reasonable limits on "free speech".
ie, no hate speech, no criticizing her majesty the Queen, etc :)
Isaac Bailey
What are you on about with racism? My point was purely in relation to economic and social mobility. It's just a fact that Canada has significantly greater social mobility than America does, and social mobility was the hallmark of the "American dream".
I'm sober, reasonably intelligent, and I live in Ontario. In what sense is Canada dying? Because Canada is adopting leftist policies that you disagree with? That's like SJWs saying that America is dying because Trump was elected.
I think what you're really trying to get at is that Toronto has a shitload of chinks and poos. In this respect, Canada is still doing a lot better than the United States. For one, in terms of legal and illegal immigration, Canada has never brought in more immigrants in a year than have been born within the country (see pic) and we have a highly selective immigration policy that leads mostly to educated chinks, poos, and Persians. Americans have had an unchecked torrent of spics flooding their country legally and illegally and of course, has chronic issues related to their nigger population.
Which would you rather have? Uncontrolled importing of unskilled, uneducated spics or tightly controlled poaching of educated asians? Technically, with Canadian immigration policy, the real reason that minorities are on the rise is because white people aren't having enough children. Even if you completely shut off immigration, the minority population would gradually increase in proportion to the white population because of differential fertility rates.
Asher Hernandez
> Most Albertans want to separate to US
Would trade Alberta for California in a heartbeat.
Michael Martinez
>Canada: approx 100k active and reserve forces >America: approx 2.1mil active and reserve forces >le 'Canadians are better trained' meme
training doesn't mean shit when you're outnumbered 21:1 and they have better equipment/vehicles/planes/etc
Carson Walker
Daily reminder that Pakis invaded Canada and fuck your women without a fight.
Nathaniel Bell
i bet you would, i bet you would
Jeremiah Robinson
You sound like a cuck. Where's your woman? Clearly she needs servicing. You can clean up after.
Lucas Campbell
I like how your graph convieniently cuts off before 2011-2017 way to stay current with your (((facts))) leaf
Jeremiah Davis
[citation needed]
Kayden Scott
> Even if you completely shut off immigration, the minority population would gradually increase in proportion to the white population because of differential fertility rates.
> differential fertility rates
Well actually, my brother, those rates all start to fall, because the difference isn't in "fertility rates", but in income.
Just about everyone's fertility rates fall the richer they get, eh.
Eli Richardson
Say what you will, Ontario is the heart of Canada. Mismanagement at the provincial level is costing every Ontarian every day. Shall I bring up the catastrophic Hydro One problems we are all facing? We pay more for electricity in Ontario than anyone else in North America. While we export said electricity to the USA at a loss. We've wasted 1.5 BILLION dollars on scrapping gas-fired power plants because 'muh climate change'. We're on the hook for millions due to backing out of wind-turbine contracts that got shut down. Carbon tax? Don't get me started. When industries look at operating costs and see exhorbitant Hydro One delivery fees and kW/h costs, they look elsewhere.
Also, as an aside, immigrants.
Nolan Richardson
Two of the Atlantic provinces are part of the original four and have all the heritage.
Benjamin Smith
Fool. That's our advanced recon unit. Codenamed FREEDOM. Your socialist fagot days are numbered.
Leo Ward
You'll be outrun by chinks in a couple of years.
Brody Hill
I was once like you, friend, until I opened my eyes. I can still get misty eyed when I read about the glory days of old. But I'm old enough to have seen OLD Canada in its glory, and NEW Canada doesn't even come close.
You'll come around when we end up like Sweden. Or maybe you won't, they sure as fuck haven't.
Liam Anderson
I'm Albertan and the only people talking separation are, big surprise, uneducated rural racist reactionaries who gobble up Fox news despite not even living in the US.
Asher Cox
>the original four >all the heritage
what heritage is that? it was constant division, the ENglish trying to maintain rule over Scottish, British, Irish, natives, french, all fighting, dividing land, changing names to reflect different cultures than the british. Not to mention many northern USA are from atlantic provinces who switched sides during the war.
learn some canadian history before you talk about it
Cameron Adams
Naheed Nenshi, is that you?
I'm sorry, eh! Didn't mean to impugn your whole province. You can all stay. We'll just deport the other ones.
Oh. And Toronto gets you. For life.
Adrian Gonzalez
I'm albertan and I think we should only seperate if they don't fix the equalization payments and carbon tax bullshit.
Jonathan Kelly
Average Cucknadian
Josiah Green
maybe the rural class albertans are more directly affected by the bad tax and energy politics of the federal government? maybe the urban class in alberta that are only employed because of the working class albertans generating industrial contracts are too out of touch with reality.
Kayden Flores
They did weigh in you retard. He was 175lbs, Brazeau was 183lbs, Trudeau was actually fighting at a weight disadvantage and was 8 pounds lighter.
What did Brazeau, a CPC senator/John Travolta impersonator, possibly have to gain from throwing a fight to the person who destroyed the CPC in the very next election?
Jayden Foster
Oh fuck off. I'm not trying to jew you, that was the graph I found because I can't be bothered to make one myself. The point still stands. Last year, we took in a record 300,000 legal immigrants but we also had 392,000 births. The previous years have lower ratios.
That remains to be seen. East Asian immigrants tend to have low fertility rates, Middle Eastern immigrants tend to have high fertility rates which normalize to native fertility rates quickly, but African, South Asian, and Southeast Asian immigrants so far have persistently had higher fertility rates.
Ah, well I can't argue that the Liberal government of Ontario has not fucked up, especially with those scrapped plants, but if it's any consolation, $1.5 billion isn't actually a whole lot compared to the $128 billion the province takes in each year as revenue or the $768 billion of shit produced each year in Ontario as indicated by its GDP. The fact is that past governments have had far more expensive fiascos and none of it led to the country "dying". The level of incompetence that kills nations is like, when the people of Scotland invested a quarter of their national *wealth* (not just income) in 17th century colonial ventures in Panama. Then when that venture failed, they accumulated so much debt they had no real choice but to seek union with England to form Great Britain.
Lucas Edwards
Good goy, I'm glad you researched it.
>Brazeau >Drunken cokehead senator whose family bought him the seat from the cuckservatives
Austin Hill
Go on, get yourself some freedom Mr.Alberta.
If Confederation fails and Alberta separates, I'll be there as fast as my car will take me.
Owen Jones
It's a cultural thing, not a racial thing. Minorities up North don't all behave like minorities down South.
Yeah no shit. That was my original point. The structure of Canadian immigration policy isn't the issue. It's the low birth rate of native whites. Even if you completely stopped immigration to Canada, the ratio of whites would still decline because they're not making enough babies.
Evan Nelson
I find it amusing that all the Canadian flag posters use big words and facts and even in disagreement maintain a civil tone ('cept for that one guy from Alberta).
All those #Murican flags?
> Fags > Rake > Leaf >4D chess
mfw
Owen Diaz
My problem with the 'isn't a whole lot compared to the $128 billion etc..' is that the money that's paying for these debacles is coming out of the pockets of people that had nothing to do with the mistakes the Ontario Liberals made with Hydro One. The only mistake they made is voting Liberal, a mistake I will never make again.
Cooper Smith
8 pounds heavier isn't much, and it doesn't guarantee you know how to throw a punch, lol
Caleb Clark
Friend, your selfishness is highly un-Canadian, eh?
> mfw when common sense revolution dumped homeless on Toronto's once clean streets
Liam Cox
>Even if you completely stopped immigration to Canada, the ratio of whites would still decline because they're not making enough babies.
That's not entirely true. Cut immigration 100%, then create benefits to encourage the general population to procreate. it would fix itself over time
Jeremiah Campbell
I was paying attention at the time the match happened, and simply looked up the exact numbers. Even if I hadn't, people repost this picture of Trudeau weighing in constantly.
Brandon Peterson
> Retard
Ugh, friend. Today's the #NoGoodWay campaign, spearheaded by many a good Canadian...to stop using the R word.
Be a good Canadian and don't use that word, eh?
Tyler Watson
Selfishness? Not sure what you're getting at, senpai.
Also, like I give a fuck about Toronto. Toronto is LOST
Nolan Adams
lel. I rememebr when I saw him and Brazeau, reminded me of this. lel.