Tfw crippling loneliness, no gf...

>tfw crippling loneliness, no gf, and basically a non-beta /r9k/ poster who is too socially awkward to have a gf but not socially awkward enough to be a complete loser

What do I do Sup Forums? All I have is my work and you guys

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stop shaving.

some don´t even have a job

Just do what we all do

browse /x/, swear you'll learn to meditate today
browse Sup Forums for some easy trolling and laffs
browse Sup Forums and call some people shill, shitpost a bit
browse /fit/, look at some naked muscled guys and tell yourself you'll be a big guy one day too
masturbate
mutter a few heil hitlers under your breath during dinner
make some memes
go to sleep


it's a simple life, but it's the life we've chosen.

>non-beta
>socially awkward at all
Pick one

I already have a full but neatly trimmed beard

I suppose so but its still cold comfort to me when a gf or at least female validation is what makes men get up in the morning, whether we want to admit it or not

.....start shaving or let it grow into a real beard. the women just think you have a gaydar-sync accessory on your face.

>no gf
>crippling loneliness
>socially awkward
>r9k poster
>non-beta
>not complete loser

I used to be you, lots of friends but couldn't get a gf. You need practice women, I found single moms with black kids to be the easiest, or severely overweight women. You just "date" them until you learn the foundations of a relationship and progress from there. From coalburner to qt virgin in no time I promise. Do not fall for their tricks and never let them know how much money you have. Also never let them into your home

My routing

Browse Sup Forums for memes
Browse Sup Forums for news and happenings
Browse Sup Forums to shit on people with bad taste
Browse Sup Forums for sports news since memes died there
Browse Sup Forums for normie-Sup Forums
Browse /r9k/ to feel some semblance of success and self-worth by looking at the most desperate and pathetic of men that are beyond help and comparing to myself who looks like a chad by comparison

Remember to report shill posts

leave him alone, hes just a delusional lanklet

>r9k poster
>not socially awkward enough to be a complete loser

I have some bad news for you, user.

Ive won a lot of fist fights
I dont orbit girls that reject me, nor get friendzoned by them. I stop contact.
I can hold conversations with anyone
I make eye contact and have a firm handshake and posture while speaking
I know how to take care of myself and am not a man child
I am also fit

Pol and r9k are two sides to the same coin

Seems like a realistic and wise proposal because I am what you described. But this also means you can understand my hesitancy in wanting to be seen associating with such women. I do have a somewhat decent reputation to uphold

I lurk I dont post except to ask people in down in the ditch farther than I am what I need to do not to end up like them

I live in Maine, pretty rural and easy to date some woman who lives in the middle of the woods with a gang of niglets without anyone finding out. I did go "facebook official" a few times to smooth things like talking to other women over, but unless you are in high school no future woman really needs to know about your past practices unless you tell them. Redpilling degenerate women is also easy as fuck, they'll believe anything you tell them because they idolize you for being so out of their league. They will also do pretty much anything in the bedroom, had one woman hooked up to some electric device that shocks them during sex. Shit was mint

Since those women are usually desperate and make all the moves and initiation how do I learn how to initiate with girls I would actually be seen in public with?

And you're insecure as fuck

>What do I do Sup Forums?

go blog elsewhere faggot, no one gives a shit
my suggestion? an hero!

Get a job

I was like you then I got a job now I have more gfs than I know what to do with

Yes because no gf

Aside from that I like who I am

Girls dont

That's the thing, you make moves on women that would never make a move on you because they think they'd have no chance. It's pretty easy, if you have no respect for them you can develop some pretty chadlike behavior. Just send them a simple hey, chat for a few days (if they're ugly enough they'll always respond within minutes), and ask them to hangout. Have a movie torrented or a streaming service, tell them you want to watch it with them. Either their place or yours depending on your situation, and that's when you make your move. After you fuck a few times they'll want something more, a major key is making them think you're commited to them 100%. After you do that for a while and lead them on, you break their heart. Tell them it's over and immediately stop responding. I get a rush from their messages pleading for me to come back, how lost they are without me. It sounds fucked up but you do it once or twice and you almost get addicted to it, be careful user. You can't be degenerate forever, but nobodies perfect.

Getting a gf won't fix your problems son

That sounds fun. Ive had that happen to me the other way around so inflicting it upon some bitch who would probably treat another man like shit would be cathartic as hell


I know but I have hope

Get a rope.

Hope for what? As soon as she leaves you you're gonna feel worse than before

Not really

Just the satisfaction of knowing a girl you like at one point liked you for who you are is a good feeling.

>non-beta /r9k/ poster

Everyone in here shitting on you has never been in our position. Trust me user, putting yourself in the situation I just described will give you a whole new feeling of power and confidence with women. The whole "asshole always gets the guy friendzoned fml" meme is not particularly untrue, the worse you treat a women the more she misses you. My ex was overweight with FOUR black kids, 10 years older than me. I regularly played johnny rebel in her house and on drives, got her saying the word nigger regularly, made her life completely dependent upon my help then just sent her a message saying I couldn't do it anymore. Seeing all the unread messages asking wtf happened makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I feel more confident every time I do it to a woman, and I think that's their secret. They are always doing that to men and don't know how to react when it happens to them.

Go for gold bro

This is great fresh pasta

its simple
watch RSD videos on youtube by far the best advice for picking up girls

it worked for me even when i was a NEET

D.E.N.N.I.S.

Ok seriously guys I have been fat my whole life, how do I change myself?

Use it if you want but it's true, Done it countless times. Pic related, message I got today

SORT YOURSELF OUT

...

Shitposting

You really have to ask?

>tfw can't get a girlfriend because no friends to begin with

>tfw have a job, a volunteer job, lots of friends, get on well with colleagues, going to go study to become a teacher this year, but still a kissless virgin who has never had a gf

You might be like me. I'm an omega male. I have a job, money, some friends but I only like their company on occasion, live alone, not a manchild at all, im fit, I spend all my free time reading, working out, or messing around on Sup Forums, I have no problems socializing, I have had multiple relationships none lasting very long at all because I hate women being around me.

I've chose a life of solitude and it's fine by me.

Starve yourself

Drink lots of water and cardio

Lift after you become a skeleton

go on welfare

I am not a virgin only because whores and escorts but never had a gf. I have a great job and work friends but few good, outside of work friends because for me my job is a huge part of my life.

What is wrong with us ?

>all I have is my work
>what do I do.

I think you answered your own question user, devote your life to your work and make advancements beyond those we have now you have nothing but time so use it.

Mayrter yourself upon career.

OP here you are me except the last part. I am socially awkward and retarded only when trying to build a relationship with a woman

I don't know, something is broken in us that others have, but I do not know what it is.

This is "suggested depression," one of the older CTR templates. Suggestibility is not the same thing as intelligence and some people can be talked into a low mood.

Most frustrating part is not knowing whats wrong with us

I dont know about you but I am not particularly boring or unattractive

Just seem to get rejected by women, even if I am lucky enough to get a date

Sounds like a meme

I am as well honestly I've never understood them and never have been able to be a good boyfriend at all. Last girl I dated I never even hugged her and forgot to buy her a present on her birthday. I'm terrible in relationships because I hate romance and generally contact. I don't even like sex that much honestly.

That girl really didn't like me and still really hates me I'm pretty sure. It's really weird being an adult and having no clue how relationships work at all or how to deal with the opposite sex when they are attracted to you. I consider myself a very smart guy and with all the knowledge I have understanding them is something I really could never grasp. I really don't care though honestly I don't want to live with a girl or get married or anything that's totally unappealing to me

Browse /r9k/ to feel some semblance of success and self-worth by looking at the most desperate and pathetic of men that are beyond help and comparing to myself who looks like a chad by comparison

AHHH THE REASON I GO TO /R9K/

I've only ever been on two dates with the same girl so you are doing better than I am if you have been on enough to get multiple rejections.

Im in the same boat. Most people assune im gay or already taken because I keep to myself and dont(not that I dont want to) chase tail.

>It's really weird being an adult and having no clue how relationships work at all or how to deal with the opposite sex when they are attracted to you. I consider myself a very smart guy and with all the knowledge I have understanding them is something I really could never grasp.

Yup, even stranger when youre otherwise "normal" and even successful

Hang in there buddy.

I am that's the weird fucking thing. Whatever honestly every time I think I should maybe go out and try to get into a relationship again I remember back to how much I hated it and understand that it isn't for me

Yeah fuck those /r9k/ shitlords. Don't be like them. They need to fucking change and so do you faggot. Do something great instead of slaving for Mr Goldberg you genetic waste of skin. Do it cunt. What are you waiting for? The world is yours.

The gf thing is solved by two things:
1) check your standards: are you holding out to date super hotties that only Chad can get? Lower those standards a little (doesn't mean to date hideous creatures)

2) baby steps. Just talk to women you have no interest in like friends. Go to social gatherings where there are girls (join a club if you have to) and keep it platonic at first. Then make inroads into flirting.

>2016+1
>still caring about filthy, smelly, dumb 3DPD whores

Take the 2D redpill senpaitachi~!

>tfw addicted to driving around city to feel less alone while feeling sad about life

I have no motivations in life

>non-beta /r9k/ poster
That's some serious delusion right here

Also forgot to add: get some female friends. That's easy to do as most girls want guy friends because girls fucking suck. Just tell yourself it's totally platonic, get to know them, get over the awkwardness, see how they think and do things, then ditch them

I live in a rural area and I walk alone in the woods and climb the mountains and visit the state parks. I actually love the loneliness. But I'm tired of working even though I make a good amount of money. I too have lots all sort of motivation friend. I've been seriously thinking of just offing myself soon because I think I've seen enough and there's not much more for me to do in life. I have friends, a job, all of my family is still alive, I don't talk to girls anymore because I don't like to, but still even though everything seems to be in place I feel totally lost. I think my time has come

Get some tips on Sup Forums and become a complete loser.

Don't do it user. The race war hasn't started yet

This user got everything in check, but is seemingly still sad. That's my great fear.

Push yourself to your psychological and physical limits, OP. I completely rebooted my life in my late 20's. It was the best decision that I ever made.

I pushed myself hard and found out that most of my limits were self-imposed.

I am not suggesting that my life is perfect (I still come here), but when I finally decided to seriousy and tenaciously pursue my goals, my life really improved.

I wish something huge could happen like that so I could pledge myself to a real cause and fight for it, just to find some sort of purpose in life. But I know it's a fantasy. I thought after I started a career I would actually feel like I had a purpose in life but it isn't there, so pretty soon I'm just going to close the book and see what the afterlife is like

done it before
wanted to literally lick the tears off her face
it feels so fucking good to get revenge

if you start to feel bad, just remember that no woman on earth has any true understanding of honor or dignity

I don't think there is an afterlife. The only thing we can be sure about is life. Get in the marines or in the FFL if you find life boring

Fuck it post lonely music

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travel?

Go to the gym

Work out. Get a hobby. Make friends.

You can't build a house unless you have a foundation first.

m8s, nothing is wrong with you

1. I go for "average" bookish girls who I find cute but arent staceys or out of my league

2. I already have female friends (see below) who I have no issues talking with. Just seem to get rejected by those I do ask out nearly 100% of the time, and those that didnt do it outright did it after humoring me

Yup, but I am dying inside

Even had a female friend hook me up with a cute friend of hers who friendzoned me the morning after a first date


Yeah seriously contemplating this. Been the nice guy for too long (and I mean actually nice not the beta who pretends to in order to get laid)

Do you have any pets? Get a dog dude. Notice in films like John Wick man always has a dog by his side? Dogs are good homies, theyve been hunting alongside us since the dark times. Also bitches love dogs.

PSILOCYBIN MUSHROOMS

Already done that

If not for the absolute lack of success with women I would agree with you. In fact, aside from my lack of success with women my life is fucking great, which is why I am confident and like who I am otherwise

Yes but my dog is a dumb faggot

Same position. We're both just unattractive. Just give up on ever finding love or true friendship.

It's your friend group probably. I go out with a bunch of different friend groups depending what state I'm in, results definitely vary. Big pluses are friend groups that either include women or can meet up with groups of girls. Also the attractiveness of your group matters, when I'm with my 6 foot blonde surfer bros I find myself talking to hotter girls and generally being noticed more. I also have a friend who isn't particularly good looking, but he's driven and fantastic in a bar, I always talk to more girls around him. Meeting a girl at a bar can really go two ways- either she's a slut who wants new dick that night and basically you're a lottery winner if you're above a certain standard, or she wants you to date her. A way more common way people get laid is through friend groups, friends of friends, hangouts and casual dinners where you make a connection with someone and seal the deal later over drinks.


If you make money, start making hotter friends. It's not that hard, as long as you're not too much of a faggot and you're willing to keep the rounds coming. If you don't know any hotter guys to befriend, pick up an activity. Play pickup basketball at the park, even if you suck just have a good attitude, maybe bring a joint. Be creative dipshit. Here's the process-

Have money
Develop cool hobbies
Meet cool dedicated people
Fuck their female friends

Thanks

My female friends are all either school teachers or nurses

how old are you?

What you fucking faggot losers mean when you say "I can't get a gf" is "I can't get a 10/10 gf"

Stay lonely

25

Dude literally my only requirement is that they arent fat, dont look manly, and arent hideously deformed

most likely diagnosis in thread

kys

I didn't get laid until 24, I'm 27 now. Been in a relationship with her for a few years now. Had to wait 4 months first. She's probably a 6 if you're being strict. She makes me dinner 3-4 nights a week, sometimes makes me breakfast, takes care of shit for me and cleans 1-2 times per week. I'm not out there banging hotties which sometimes bothers me because I feel like now that I have confidence (from her) that I would be able to. That being said I don't know if this level of domesticated is replaceable these days.

point being, don't set your sights on the super hotties, and you're not as far behind the game as you think

I've seriously thought of that. If I went I would love to see combat though. I already don't care if I die so I thought that that might be my solution

>Non Beta

I honestly don't see how this helps people who are lost in life. You just visit and see some new place and go back to your same mundane life

Thanks

I know realistically I am probably jsut terribly unlucky because I dont ask 10/10s out all the time

Personally I am realistically about an 8 (6'2", 220 and have a good job) and the girls I ask out are 7-8

Speak for yourself, m9. I fucking hate dating. The "honeymoon" of a modern relationship lasts about a month, and then come the constant arguments and fights about the stupidest, most banal topics imaginable.

every girl friend i have ever had was seriously annoying, so much drama. just stick to a harem and ons