Step in your living room

>step in your living room
>see this
What do?

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sprinkle some crack at the front door to lure it out

whip dick out

*unzips dick*

Ask her what bills she pays to sit on my fucking couch like that.

Not fertile - No dick

Ask her what she's doing in my house???

What did she mean by that?

h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi

I'd prefer frauke Petry but I guess being a virgin I'd still be lucky.

Are you jealous his spokeswoman is hotter than anything woman that has ever taken the time to talk to you?

>not unzipping your dick

dammit my couch isnt leakproof

MAGA and Chill.

top wew

ask myself where all these niggers came from.

Kellyane is a cute

ask her if she wants a better seat

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Realize I'm Trump, Order the deportation of all non whites from America, Go and fuck my wife

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Why is there an amputee on my couch?

Unzips dick

user what in the fuck is this?

Delete this now.

clever clogs

what if I don't have foreskin?

She looks better now. All MILFy cute and shit.

"That's the wrong direction of qiblat, Miss conway, and you're not allowed to use phones when you're praying."

Mock her for using a phone like that

dayum

Would fuck... might regret it later

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kek
should have her sit on something that can deal with leaks

rly?

Jesus Christ that didn't take long.

Politely ask her if I can remove her shoes and worship her sweaty feet.

>still no shoops of her sucking a fat cock

Why do her ann coulter make my penis erect?

Seriously though, its fuckin weird.

That's this one.

"Cool I have a chair now"

Not even joking, it really is.

I would honestly love to dick her down

Because you're into old hags who still have the mentality of teenage girls.

masturbate

look for a girl with an amputee fetish?

Ann coulter's voice and accent are fucking hot.

>who still have the mentality of teenage girls.
I'm not sure who you're talking about. I'm talking about Ann Coulter and Kellyanne Conway. I'm not sure either of these individuals are anywhere near teenagers mentally.

I won't disagree with the hags comment. I bet people could find some good pictures.

kellyanne is actually attractive

ann coulter is not in the slightest

Accent? You mean like the drone-ish dragging of words together? IDK man.

This. She's basically an emaciated tranny appearance wise though.

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she's not hot?

plz.

no she isn't

your pic is related

>opens fly
>dropps pants

Someone needs to replace her low flow showerhead.

I'd take her to the dance.

Tell her to get off her phone and stand-up for the guests.

What part of that picture is bad

I'm in your camp, but to each their own I guess.

Wtf she has Mike Pence's face

Sit down next to her. Totally chill.

Romania.

Pic related.

Kellyanne and Coulter both kind of look like a rubber glove stretched over a skeleton but as i am a skeleton id hit that

Can't unsee

Bend her over and stick it in.

m-mommy

Well, fuck.. Is it bad that I find this kind of hot? And she's 50? DAMN..

you're not alone

she must love to straddle the D

She wants you to walk up and stock your hand up her skirt. She wants you to finger her hairy smelly pussy while grabbing her hair, pulling her head back, and biting her neck. I'll bet she smells good above and below.

Finally lose my virginity.

hand her a bowl of eggs

still my fav

fpbp

Have intercourse, in a sexual manner

Why is this news

what are you gay?

Something about seeing her with her shoes on the couch like that is really attractive to me

Hobbit Trump is totes adorbs.

Ask her to sit on my face.

where do i find a mature gf?