/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OUR GUY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump addresses Congress 2/28/17
youtu.be/BCeZvwXh_4c
>Pres Trump on F&F 2/28/17
youtu.be/Z8whssLkXxE
>Pres Trump signs WOTUS EO 2/28/17
youtu.be/dgbhcJwdvCg
>Pres Trump signs HBCU EO 2/28/17
youtu.be/z5UPiOzXYU0
>Pres trump signs HR 321+255 2/28/17
youtu.be/tLO6n6e_5Z8
>VP Pence Swears in Sec of Commerce Ross 2/28/17
youtu.be/SLm3Kc37iF0
>Attny Gen Sessions @ Governor's breakfast 2/28/17
youtu.be/wGMtuOhDHFE
>Pres Trump meets Health Ins CEOs 2/27/17
youtu.be/l0N5_JzrM-I
>Pres Trump @ Governor's Meeting 2/27/17
youtu.be/NYemhXkJPqE
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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How can the party of Lincoln even compete?
After Trump who's the gonna step up? Nobody else is even likable for general election.

President Scarborough (D) 2024 is ensured

i need... my morning j-joe

Fillon's wife just have been placed under police custody

should i watch joe today?

AWOO

AWWWOOOOOVMENT

Is there a bigger cuck alive right now?

He's only going to get more and more popular and credible, that's right.

Anyone else experiencing above average ayy activity in their region?

(((Bernie Sanders)))

What time is it in America? howcome the threads always get slow at this time?

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There's two black things walking in the street...

What's your favorite conspiracy?

>What time is it in America? howcome the threads always get slow at this time?
2:30am west coast
5:30am east coast

It's 5 in the morning for me, I'm eastern time, so 2 in the morning for the pacific

You're an aussie and that means shitposting is in your blood. That means you have wit and can get a girl like her. Why are you lonely and not already with her?

Wasn't there a recyclable thread?

Daily reminder that we were recycling a thread and this illegitimate thread was made when the old one was only at 299 posts.

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

Trump being a Russian plant

Can we all agree that last nights speech was amazing but the inarguration speech was bad?

One of the best speeches of all time

It's slow because whoever is baking is splitfagging.

So true!

it's 5:30 am, maybe thats why, I wake up at 3 every morning so i'm here.

GET FUCKED LEAF!

this card game borders on time travel tier shenanigans.

>tfw when you think the party of Lincoln could beat a true patriot
now that trump has broke the MSM conditioning Jones, 2024 is inevitable,

What anime is this, and if you know
do you also know the episode number?

the original 'Teflon Coating' has brown hair

>USA now supporting far-left seperatists who are also enemies of NATO ally Turkey

wew lad

boku no baron s2 ep17

NO. Don't you know mornings are better with friends.

god dayum is that a bullet?

Silly user don't you know mornings are better with friends.

HNGGGGGG

i love these fucking legs, man...

Fox nows their audience

:^)

A FUCKING LEAF.

> Make thread way too early
> after a thread was already being cycled

You get fucked.

If you can avoid prematurely ejaculating.

>Silly user don't you know mornings are better with friends.
i-im sorry but i am addicted to joeposting. it is too late for me

Kek'd and checked.

Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

THAT TRUMP SPEECH TO CONGRESS WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC

Holy shit that VOICE thing is genius.

Cooking segment 'nuff said

Amaterasu No Notcho Season 3, Episode 14 "Moshie-Kenru Set Hetashi"
One of my favorites.

How the FUCK did Trump survive pussygate?

For the Trump fans, it was the same old stuff, but it was spoken with better articulation than usual, and it was a side of Trump that needed to be shown to a wider audience. It was certainly a key victory.

He did it

I've been a degenerate for many years, and I have the spoils to prove it. I banked on never having a significant other in my life, so I lived with that in mind. I let my body and health fall to the wayside, which I'm trying to fix. I have tons of toys I don't want or need any more that I have to sell (an entire room full), my PC is full of animu and trashy pornstar flicks. I live in a trailer which is falling apart, and no sane lady would want to live in such an environment. The bathroom is filthy and has a hole in the floor, and the ceiling is sagging in places. I don't have a job or a career and I have no idea what I want to do going forward. I could probably find more things, but those should be enough. I'm just a mess of a person buried under years of being an adult kid. I didn't even get into politics or care about Trump or much of anything until I saw the president's inauguration speech and the wheels started turning. I came here to Sup Forums and while it has been a pain in the ass in a lot of ways, it has been very uplifting for my life. Anyway this shit is getting too long so I'll stop there.

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Fuck off leaf!

pic related

youtube.com/watch?v=PHZYwF-gKeM
My favorite moment during the State of the Union. I was tearing up.

>How the FUCK did Trump survive pussygate?
the fact it's called pussygate shows why trump survived it

Got a video?

A FUCKING JAP
>A FUCKING JAP
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He locked up so many women voters with that. Total political magic happened live.

Nobody cared. Most men like pussy too

Leaf in disguise, call ICE!

they should just fire the two cucks and have an all female cast. both are creepy and fake. they remind me of some slimy christian tv evangelist's.

I am getting zero results on jewgle

did any tv news mention VOICE or the angel parents?
nightline didn't mention it at all, and i distinctly remember that none of the national news mentioned them after the mexico visit speech.

touching moment, fuck those media cunts who tried to say his death was meaningless to fuck with trump

>mfw that scene continued
>she was praying to the ceiling

ps. stop trifagging

Anyone with half a brain realized he wasn't condoning sexual harassment. The real context of the quote was "Hollywood women are whores" and everyone agreed.

>Pc full of animu trash and memes
>also live in mobile home made in 40's
>been remodeling for over a month.
>Trying to sort myself out

We'll do it together.

The wrong Ryan died

Toss yourself into the military. Leave all your shit behind, and let the military machine break your flabby, unfit body and mind into something worthy of respect. After a time of service, you'll have enough money saved up, the respectable title of veteran under your belt, and a strong body going forward.

It's what I'm about to do.

It's something that all real populist candidates enjoy, plus the fact that Trump is good.
There was one general called Boulanger which almost won the state leadership, he was made in the same teflon than Don. There was one time where he lost a sword duel against an old fat fuck deputy and he still did not lost any support

Lets be real, If i was a leaf, i'd already have killed myself

cover of today's papers

bretty gud

You don't know about Diamond and Silk? Geez how out of the loop are you? Enjoy the rabbit hole.

> diamondandsilkinc.com/

Because it's literally only an issue to the people who already hated Trump. Male Trump voters didn't give a shit because they probably banter in the exact same way, and female Trump voters liked it because it solidified his status as an alpha male. It may even have won over some left-leaning dudebros who recognized him for the A+ shittalker he is.

>tfw no maga vamp gf

I think he was more saying rich people have more leeway in society
it's why billy bush agreed

Link to the video of the Kentucky democrat in the diner basically saying "White men please come back to our party you racist sexist bigots."?

>tfw ultra manlet so I'd be useless in the military

Ryan's legacy is etched into eternity'

the military won't take you if you're too fat

>fractured Congress
>majority Republican

>DRUMPF WON!!!!

Ummm... no sweetie, he lost by a massive margin. Hillary Clinton won by over SIX MILLION votes.

She is the true winner. She is who the American people chose. Any time a drumpf supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of herstory. Drumpf is literally the least popular candidate of all time.

She fucking won.

This is President Hillary Rodham Clinton General.

News from the real america, where the majority rules:

hillarybeattrump.org/

Bugger off, Drumpfcucks.

*sips tea*

I know about them
I'm asking for the specific video in which they referenced the pussygate thing

>tfw watching this series and the huge deals they make out of minor scandals that ended candidate's runs but it all just slipped off Teflon Don

youtube.com/watch?v=aeIyRGLcOK8

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Start with small things. You're not going to dig yourself out of the hole.

Try just doing little things to make yourself healthier. Go for a walk. Cut back on the soda.

Dont let the guilt destory you. Guilt and shame has been destroying my life too.

Im trying to get better and so can you.

You too

>bought my MAGA hat

Boy I'm gonna wear this shit all around campus. Will report if I get assaulted.

It was comedic and entertaining.

A real disruptive "scandal" would involve some sort of official act, revealing personal interests, which may be confounded onto other extremes that might be jeopardizing if he were to be elected, worst case scenario Trump does what Bill and Monica did.

Hollywood desensitized America.

Who will hold the shoes when it is time to spank feet?

ITT we focus MAGA energetics for the lifting up of all Sup Forumslacks.
>are you down
>are you brown
>solutions herein found
Tell us your problems let's get to solving.

because most rational people understood that he was speaking figuratively or hypothetically in that because he's wealthy and had a degree of celebrity status, he could get with women effortlessly, in a similar way to how famous rock stars have groupies ready to fuck on request.

Most regular dudes make lewd comments all the time anyway so in a way Trumps pussygate stuff made him more relatable

"My job is not to represent the world. My job is to represent the United States of America."

February might be my cursed month, something horrible always happens and this time I might have broken down because of it. Sup Forums and the anons here, as well as President Trump, bless the emperor, has made what may be the worst one yet bearable. MAGA.

>reading news papers
top kek. I thought those went extinct with the dinosaurs.

>Trump refused to ride a Harley Davidson
I am now a Cruz Missle

I don't know about user, but I lost 1/6th of my body weight from only a short time of jogging a few times a week. It wasn't that hard.

If you have any skills, you can serve behind the front line. I'm almost done with a computer degree, so I'm looking to join in the cyber warfare division of the army. Not being on the frontline, I'd still have to pass some physical tests, and some rifle certifications, but I won't have to train doing 10-mile-long ruck marches like my step-dad. Fuck that.

steeve doocy is fine, he's the perfect kind of fake jovial man you need on a morning show
the other guy can rot though

Good luck user. This might sound cheesy, but Trump and Sup Forums saved my life.

Here's the funny thing. I just got out of the military. You're 100% right, it can be a great thing for someone like me. I was a degenerate before joining, and it got me off my butt, let me travel the world, meet amazing people, gave me the ability to stand up to assholes by toughening my skin, fixed my body and kept me reasonably fit, gave me a nice paycheck for the first time in my life, and more. I threw all that away. I should have saved the money I made, tried to get a spouse while I was in, tried to do more college using tuition assistance. I've made tons of mistakes. I got out a couple of years ago and I've been sitting here wasting away since then. I went back into degeneracy.

If you have any questions about it I'll try to answer them for you. I don't like making excuses, but a lot of it has to do with my really bad social anxiety. I did really well on medication, but the side effects and the addiction made it not worth it to me.

Presidents aren't allowed to drive.

That's the kinda shit i'm talking about.
Super creeper tier.

kek