Wtf I love Ted Cruz now

wtf I love Ted Cruz now

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Perfect

wow, my #cruzmissile just went off

Ted has always been pretty based. Even his dislike of trump was for the right reasons.

Noice

based

wtf i'm a #cruzinforbruisin now

AM I ACTUALLY A #CRUZMISSILE NOW? WHAT TIMELINE ARE WE EVEN IN LADS

Cruz has always been based. He had the same policy proposals as trump, and he would have won if he didn't look like a melting candle.

i wonder if he'd write the same thing in a bible

TC just went up a little in my book

Wtf? Im a #cruzmisile now!

lol commie's thinking they can ruse the Cruz....

>I never got to use this one because he didnt matter by the time it was christmas

T-thanks you too

now thats #CruzControl

Trump was a better pick since he will go to extremes

Cruz is a good senator or even a SCOTUS

Ted Cruz for Supreme Court when Ginsberg kicks the bucket this summer.

Spotted the salty commie :^)

he probably would have been a butter president too

I wonder if you would suck black cock?

>Dahnald...

>Best anti hero ever
Fucker is like like Vegeta.

T.cuck

WTF I love Canadian-Cubans now.

You didn't know that Ted has went through a whole redemption arc by now?

Cruz 2024 confirmed.

The delegates must be acquired.

Best redemption arc desu.

>nazis and americans kill millions because "muh communists"
>proof that communism is bad

Didn't expect less from a cuck.

>AT&T Lily will never shit on my face

Trump is the only thing keeping me alive desu

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Goddammit you fucking dumbasses. Tell me you aren't falling for this shit. Ted Cruz is a Neoconservative, pure and simple. He doesn't give a fuck about you, your fellow Americans, immigration, anticommunism, peace or anything you care about. He only cares what his Jewish ex-Trotsky handlers tell him to care about.

Cruz is a snake and will stab us in the back at the earliest opportunity. Don't believe his lies.

I wonder if anyone in your country would write the same in a quran

THIS IS THE BEST REDEMPTION ARC

rekt

>"You have been a good boy Dahnald. I'm here to bring you your delegates"

>The means of production, Dahnold

Name one event in history where Christians were aggressors directly because of Christianity.

I'd say sit rather than shit, but IKTF my dude.

I'm not so quick to dismiss him but I don't fully trust him either. Have to be careful these days.

>not wanting both

Plebeian taste my dude

Even if he's a neocon, he's the most based of them all. At least he hasn't been treacherous like McCain, McConnell, Ryan, or the Bushes.

>communism has killed more people in 100 years than christianity has in 2000 years

hm...really makes you think...

If we keep him away from foreign policy, he'd be fine. He'd make a great SCOTUS Justice.

i wonder if you would give away your country to arabs and somalians

oh i don't need to wonder, it's happening

Actually glorious.

30 years war

>t.Mexican
You have to go back, Paco.

Is she /ourjewess/?

>tfw no one replies to your bait

Have a pity (you)

Seriously underrated joke

Subtle/10

Swift summary?

Based cruz, I like him more and more every day

I think she's slav

Implying Protestants are Christians.

Ted slayed this kid like teds dad slayed Kennedy

Why... you did that

oh my

What would Cruz write on my tits if I asked him to sign them?

m'fedora's off to you m'gentleman

>melting candle
So Canadian El Rato and Zodiac Killer are forgotten already?

>i wonder if he'd write the same thing in a q'uran
ftfy

Welcome to the States, fat body!

>all these butthurt Christcucks

Don't you all have some refugee feet to be kissing?

Ironic for the Zodiac Killer

>Cruz is a neocon
Cruz is a tea party guy largely disliked by conservatives.

SWEDEN
YES
E
S

>120lbs
>fat body

Don't give me that, I've seen what the average American looks like.

>You can have them, Dahnald.

I fucking hate this idiot, but that is funny as hell.

>tea party
>married to goldman-sachs

pick one

no you don't understand, he was nice to Trump so now we have to suck his cock and pretend he isn't a traitor

Welcome to the States, Sugar Tits!

Fucking Swede

wow great replies fellas, appreciate the (You)s
have one on me

(also friendly reminder not to get too blinded by ideology)

witch trials? inquisitions? the forceful christening of "uncivilized" people all across the planet?

If he does it to a Quran instead then he's definitely confirmed as /ourguy/.

that'd be cool

Sweden yes!

lol, a theologian never declared himself the vicar of Christ - unlike the heretics of the Catholic church

Slow jog-up?

Nice job assblasting the christcucks.

His policies were actually stronger than Trumps. While Trump was saying he would deport the illegals and they could come back legally, Cruz said he would deport them and they would lose the privilege to come in legally.

The problem was that Cruz was a rat and not strong or charismatic enough.

lol or a Quaran,

Still not nearly as bad as Islamic conquests and oppression.
Now fuck off. You still haven't paid bac Poland for the Deluge

Little did we know that the CruzMissile was /ourguy/

the important point to keep in mind is that Christianity hasn't really killed anyone since the witch trials.

Marxism is still oppressing today.

one is a present threat, the other isnt. sort yourself out m8.

Born in Uzbekistan to Jews

I don't mean strong enough in policies, I mean in personality. He was a rat that played nice guy and pretended to be Trump's friend then used slimy tactics attacks in the end. He would have had a better chance if he was tough like Trump.

How come the US has such politicians but none in yurop?
If you asked anyone here' you'd probably have to clean the cumstains from the pages after.

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Because we have a totally different culture. Just look at how our nation was born. And the cold war wasn't that long ago, Reagan made it his personal mission to fight and destroy the commies. Plus our country is naturally right leaning, the Democrat part here is further right than the conservative parties in other Western countries.

So how is trumps foreign policy not like any other neocon? He is 100% behind israel and wont mind bombing Iran for them

wtf im a #cruzmissle now

Soarin' Ted

Genuinely a good point.

t.Björn Mohammed Fedörasson

Lol

CAPTAIN SWEDEN TO THE RESCUE

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i aint even mad attcha but damn dat judy and her juicy booty.

Fast breakitdown?