Eh? You've never seen an ass this big before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! It’s just gas blowing out of my ass hole, ya know! Does it really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! *BRFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAATTTTTTP* Can you smell that user?! *brrrrftp!* I-I bet you want to put your face to my ass and sniff, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Put your fucking face in my ass as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, l-lick it too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; I had a big tacobowl last night! C-Can't imagine anything would happen tho- *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFTP...~!*
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you want more you want to watch m-me go potty?!! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you thin- *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATP* ...Oooo user what’s that down there, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen a girl far this much sinc- *BRRRRRRRRRRFFTP! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, *brrrrrftp* brrrrrraaaaap* it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet AND stinky, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFAAAAAAAATP* plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Joseph Allen
What compels people to make these?
Dylan Morgan
>flag
Zachary Campbell
I will be voting 4 hlry gldn
Liam Roberts
Living on that desert island drove you insane from boredom, I see.
Jordan Johnson
...
Ethan Barnes
Autism and virginity.
Brody Wood
Jokes on you, I like it.
Jacob Myers
ok I'm sorry I'll get away from your car
Easton Baker
I unironically enjoy reading these posts and mulling over the thought process of the writer
Connor Jones
> tfw your hot gf only farts accidentally
how do I redpill her to fart RIGHT on my cock?
Levi Thompson
C L A S S I C Australia
Michael Morales
I actually feel bad for you,OP. You could've had a job by now but instead you're fucking BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP posting on Sup Forums.
Christian Baker
Love u Aus
Isaac Young
mmmmm pickled farts
Charles Young
Eyy cunt
Carson Peterson
straya/10
Adam Nguyen
Why does my head hurt after reading this? Oh. I have cancer now. Gee, thanks. :P
William Thomas
10/10
Eli Scott
Come on, you bogan. The thread you started a couple days ago had anime tits. Why would you still down to this?
Leo Perez
why am i here
Robert Young
You know that farts can be a transmission vector for heart disease
Daniel Howard
Don't wanna be that guy, but this isn't politics. Saged.
Anthony Carter
nice feet, anyway
Nathan Phillips
What is the purpose of this board?
Nathan Watson
What do you do with your life OP? What if she saw that you posted this you creep.
Dylan Martinez
just to suffer
Eli Garcia
nah nigga this is the most lit political discussion on here
Justin Butler
You already know the word for it
Connor Wilson
is that way
Adrian Powell
Did you post sort of the same thing with Anime girls tits?
Andrew Ramirez
Keep it up, Straya!
Lucas Davis
Ya'! Cuz, like, Methane gas, and our environment, and stuff.
Tyler Baker
rather put my face in the soles of her feet, but then i have patrician taste
