>be me, 32
>hiking through oregon looking for army buddies
>cop drives up offers me a ride
>surewhynot.jpg
>cop drives me to edge of town tells me to get lost
>fuckyou.gif
>walk back into town im hungerey
>fascist cop picks me up again
This is where the story gets good. Should i continue?
Go for it Rambanon
No.
Why the fuck don't you post the story in its entirety you attention whoring degenerate imbecile?
yes keep going. im interested to hear about the police violating the NAP
This. Fuck you, OP.
They drew first blood.....
Get lost buddy
Don't push it.
If you're not going to post the full story up front I'm not going to stick around for the rest of it
Fuck off op
Do your little 3rd world countries even watch rambo?
this thread really made me think
Comme je descendais des Fleuves impassibles,
Je ne me sentis plus guidé par les haleurs :
Des Peaux-Rouges criards les avaient pris pour cibles
Les ayant cloués nus aux poteaux de couleurs.
J'étais insoucieux de tous les équipages,
Porteur de blés flamands ou de cotons anglais.
Quand avec mes haleurs ont fini ces tapages
Les Fleuves m'ont laissé descendre où je voulais.
Dans les clapotements furieux des marées
Moi l'autre hiver plus sourd que les cerveaux d'enfants,
Je courus ! Et les Péninsules démarrées
N'ont pas subi tohu-bohus plus triomphants.
La tempête a béni mes éveils maritimes.
Plus léger qu'un bouchon j'ai dansé sur les flots
Qu'on appelle rouleurs éternels de victimes,
Dix nuits, sans regretter l'oeil niais des falots !
Plus douce qu'aux enfants la chair des pommes sures,
L'eau verte pénétra ma coque de sapin
Et des taches de vins bleus et des vomissures
Me lava, dispersant gouvernail et grappin
Et dès lors, je me suis baigné dans le Poème
De la Mer, infusé d'astres, et lactescent,
Dévorant les azurs verts ; où, flottaison blême
Et ravie, un noyé pensif parfois descend ;
Où, teignant tout à coup les bleuités, délires
Et rythmes lents sous les rutilements du jour,
Plus fortes que l'alcool, plus vastes que nos lyres,
Fermentent les rousseurs amères de l'amour !
>fascist cop books me
>retard deputies decide to delouse me
>flashbacks.mp4
>escape the bullshit jail no protection
>steal a ddirt bike and head for the woods
You would think it was over at that point. But no this sherrif was a real dick.
> USA
> Tells euro country they are third world
> please
Je sais les cieux crevant en éclairs, et les trombes
Et les ressacs et les courants : Je sais le soir,
L'aube exaltée ainsi qu'un peuple de colombes,
Et j'ai vu quelque fois ce que l'homme a cru voir !
J'ai vu le soleil bas, taché d'horreurs mystiques,
Illuminant de longs figements violets,
Pareils à des acteurs de drames très-antiques
Les flots roulant au loin leurs frissons de volets !
J'ai rêvé la nuit verte aux neiges éblouies,
Baiser montant aux yeux des mers avec lenteurs,
La circulation des sèves inouïes,
Et l'éveil jaune et bleu des phosphores chanteurs !
J'ai suivi, des mois pleins, pareille aux vacheries
Hystériques, la houle à l'assaut des récifs,
Sans songer que les pieds lumineux des Maries
Pussent forcer le mufle aux Océans poussifs !
Does pic related answer your question?
Fucking work of art, the niggers who painted it outdid themselves.
Nique ta mère sale fille de pute
Go ahead!
J'ai heurté, savez-vous, d'incroyables Florides
Mêlant aux fleurs des yeux de panthères à peaux
D'hommes ! Des arcs-en-ciel tendus comme des brides
Sous l'horizon des mers, à de glauques troupeaux !
J'ai vu fermenter les marais énormes, nasses
Où pourrit dans les joncs tout un Léviathan !
Des écroulement d'eau au milieu des bonaces,
Et les lointains vers les gouffres cataractant !
Glaciers, soleils d'argent, flots nacreux, cieux de braises !
Échouages hideux au fond des golfes bruns
Où les serpents géants dévorés de punaises
Choient, des arbres tordus, avec de noirs parfums !
Holy shit that reminds me of pictures i have somewhere. All the pakis in afghanistan painted their trucks and i have pics of a few with rambo paintings.
haha holy shit. Pic related is the taco truck down the street from my house
Trautman: Company leader to identify Baker Team - Rambo, Garcia, Ortega, Martinez, Hernandez, Rodriguez, Lopez confirm! This is Colonel Trautman. Talk to me, Johnny.
Rambo: They're all gone Sir.
Trautman: Rambo! Are you all right?
Rambo: Wall Team. They're all dead, sir.
Trautman: Not Ortega, he made it.
Rambo: Ortega's gone too Sir.
Trautman: How?
Rambo: Got himself killed in the States, didn't even know it. Trump victory ate him down to the bone.
Trautman: I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Rambo: I'm the last one Sir.
No, I already saw First Blood, do Birth of a Nation now.
trautman was such a fag, very fitting when you know kay grigg's testimony
>i make it into the woods with moron cops following
>sherrif commanders a helicopter.
>cops force me into a ravine i start cliffhanging
>sapper.tiff
>idiot cop brings in the chopper and starts shooting at me
yeah the whole movie was basically
>what moronic shit are those retards gonna pull now, how can they be so dumb, what part of "best elite spec ops soldier in the US military" dont they understand?
>be me, 13
>playing hockey in boston with buddies
>writing our names in wet concrete
>cops drive up and tell me they're driving me to the police station
This is where the story gets good. Should I continue?
Don't push or I'll give you a war you won't believe.
>get shot or gamble on a 100 foot fall into frewzing water
>SERE school nigga just fucking do it
>letgo.gif
>come to my senses 4 miles down stream. Find an old truck and make clothes.
>that sherrif that says God dammit 100 times in the movie
That sheriff is 90% of the cops in the US now.
Which is why so many people hate cops despite niggers making it very hard to do so.
He found the truck and made the clothes before he got shot at by the helicopter dumbass.
Actually, as a homeless spec ops vet, most cops are super nice. I have slept in empty jail cells many nights. I get heat and a meal, they don't have a drifter camping in the ditch. Its win win.
I beleive cops have too many protections and would work with you to fix the pronlem. But just saying all cops are bad is blm teir. Most cops are pretty fucking great.
I havent seen the movie in years but there is literally no point in him making new clothes from a truck seat if he didnt need them.
How the fuck are you posting hobo?
Unlimited data costs 45 dollars a month. Phones themselves are essentially free.
I remember reading First Blood before anyone ever heard of Stallone. Rambo gets his brains blown out in the end.
>greentext stories that never happened.
OP is a faggot.
Yes
I have a feeling that OP might be a schizophrenic
"I'll give you a war you won't believe."
oh shit
rape incoming
You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best! With guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain! Ignore weather! To eat things that would make a billy goat puke! In Viet Nam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel... To kill, period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.