Europeans will never experience this joy

>Europeans will never experience this joy

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I'm pretty sure it's called diabetes because it makes you die

>europeans will never taste this

>can I get a diet diabetus

BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPGGGTT

>oreo shake
I can just make one at home using oreo's, milk and a blender

>soy
Fuck off with your estrogen drink, Shlomo.

>paying for getting amputated in 5 yrs

I'm getting a sugar rush just looking at those macros

...

what is price?

becoming American®

>enough saturated fat for 3 days just in one drink

Just get an 8 ounce.

>blended and packaged in Sierra Leone

diabetes

>2600kcal
>38g protein

shit tier bulking food

Diabetes

It's just cream, sugar, and industrial pig lard.

Yeah instead they'll feel the joy of living to see their grandchildren.

Imagine drinking this as an SS officer in a concentrational camp in front of starving kikes

>alcohol with a best before date
that's literally the ONE thing that doesn't require one on the label

one finger

I honestly would love a oreo shake right about now.

If it's anything like cookies n' cream it's got to be good.

>sodium 1770gm

good god almighty

Isn't storing ethanol in a plastic jug extremly dangerous for your health?

superior product incoming

a shame they are not spamming recipes with this like they do with oreos

13g fiber therefore healthy

They would have to change the name if they wanted it to catch on in the west.

Wait this is a GOOD thing.

A shake that can give you an entire days worth of calories.

This is good for intergalactic space travel.

Not even nasa can achieve this

Post the one with crustaceans

>Calories 2600
>Sugar 263g
>Total Carbohydrates 333g

RARE
A
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>american alcohol

Its not in english, it would be translated.
Sjws would accept a "Black" bar any day

I don't buy anything nabisco because they pander to the gays.

or did Sup Forums forget this shit?

I'm trying to bulk up

Where the fuck do I get one of these?

>this is breakfast in America

>Europeans will never experience this "joy"
Thank Christ

i feel sad about the american

america

Damn look at all that fiber! I'm getting one now for colo-rectal health.

Probably.

Go America.

If I was a fucking pussy maybe

It's a Baskin Robbins cup, no idea if they have them in Britainistan

The use of your penis.

No. Had Canadian whisky that was in plastic.

TRUMP SAID BOYCOTT OREO

>1770mg of sodium

LITERALLY HOW

I think that get that much sodium in a package of ramen or a can of soup

>2600 calories
Daily amount of calories for normal human being in form of shake? Literally how americans, explain this jew shenanigans to me.

Europeans are a bunch of cucked out faggots. They are so gay they watch grown men play soccer, which is a little girl's sport.

>implying europoors aren't already already ingesting the black

I have a couple of these for lunch in winter.

What the fuck is that made of and why isn't it in every survival/military ration ever made

I'd like that for the calories. Tfw too skeletal.

It's probably for when the canister has released too much cancer into the drink.

Hello
Question 1: Are you inbred?
Question 2: If you are an attractive single nordic female would you like some latin blood so your kids dont come out retarded?

Highly concentrated distilled saturated fat from cream mixed with a whole bag of sugar and almost 2000mg sodium to counter the overwhelming sweetness.

The pinnacle of American scientific progress.

I have to give it to you burgers, you know how to be decadent hedonists. Best junk food is american junk food.

Nah, you get maybe 1g of salt in a packet of noodles, which is only 400mg of sodium

That's like 4 packets of noodles worth of salt

>263g sugar
>1 full cup and almost 1/3 of another

god has abandoned this country

>38g of protein

Im gonna have 3 of these a day bro, I'll be jacked

Digits confirm THICCshake is best shake

>80% iron
what did they mean by this?

As long as it's gmo and gluten free, then its fine to eat

You weren't raised by a strong father figure, were you user?

You know how we make that "my wife's son" joke? Well, I had a step dad from the time I was 3 until now. Great man though, treated me like I was his own.

who is that lady?

>eurotrash will never get this

ur mum xD

Hunng

Hnnnngh Costco dog is best dog

They don't exist, that nutrition label is fake it's been debunked. How would you even be able to pack in 2600 calories into 32 oz.

What's Wendys like, lads?

I've never been to America. Going to cook this on Saturday night. What am I in for? Wish me luck.

There is reason America has so many Obese people.

263 grams of sugar.

Holy mother of fucking God

You're still gonna be 200g of sugar short though.

No

Holy crap
That's a blast from the past right ere.
I wonder why they stopped importing them? Loved em as a kid

if google thing is right, it is about 900 grams right?
it is pretty much possible assuming you go as american as you can

1 gram of saturated fat is 9 calories too

I bet it would taste heavenly

just the sugar inside it makes close to 1000

Why?
The oreos are already sweet af
Unless I was trying to exactly duplicate the one in the OP.
Then I think I'll need a kilo or so and some tofu+eggs

>gallon canister from cheapest plastic
>Premium Quality
>best before date

What? Kek

You're only jewish if your mother was

>2600 calories
>1770mg sodium


HOW

Spicy chicken burgers are excellent. Very crispy. Get it with bacon and asiago. The baconator is also amazing, but more than one in a year will probably kill you.

Christ m8 that's almost as many calories as I eat in 2 days.

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>only 400 less calories than my daily bulk

>That pic
You're only jewish if your mother was

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>when the carbs match your weight
God bless America

>Alcohol in plastic packaging
How is that shit is even allowed?

>not eating a raw garlic cloves with a head of raw cabbage and raw carrots

Surely there are BRs in Europe.

Its getting worse

They were doing that shit when I went to work in america

>h-ha stupid yanks
>Go back home
>Start seeing plastic bottles
ffffffff

Store brands usually have plastic bottles.

Culver's is a superior fast food chain because they worry over ingredients and do not freeze meat. If you can, you should try it. Euros who come here, eat at McGhettonald's, and then complain about "American food" are idiots.

Fuck man, you're making me hungry. What do you get, the polish or the beef dog? And berry or swirl after?

that's more calories than I eat in a day

>ywn be a gloriously decadent amerilard
why live?

I'm pretty sure Europeans can also develop die-beetus

kek mate