ITT we play chess.
If you are white, you move the white pieces. If you are not you move black pieces.
the move with most votes or earliest if tie will be made.
in your post state your colour and what move to make, for example:
>White
>Nf3
white to move.
Pawn d4
black to move
knight f6
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Sage to all fields
queen d3
how brave and daring, wow
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d5
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t.Genghis Khan
>White Jew
>overrule popular vote on both sides. Only Jews votes count from now on for both sides.
>d4
I have black hair.
jews aren't white, sorry
knight f3
cool
guys, we really need to import more black knights
youre so retarded, this is why white people suck
White, Pawn C4
c6
You're not white you liar
dudes, op left us, also this
No, do not do this
Control center squares
Develop all your pieces
DONT move your queen too early, it's just going to get bullied around
A knight at the brim is dim
Good job, you are now good at chess
>tfw too intelligent 2 be good at 2D chess
If we had a few more dimensions to work with I'd help out, but I'll just watch.
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pic related is checkers...
g6
no teleports unfortunately
I'm black
How do you pawns move holy fuck. Also, I was first
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Nc6
Nc3
filthy sicilians, begone jew
This isn't Sicilian.
Chess is for brainlets.
True geniuses play go.
You're bad at both
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Bg7
e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. O-O Be7 6. Re1 b5 7. Bb3 O-O 8. h3 Bb7 9. d3 d5 10. exd5 Nxd5 11. Nxe5 Nd4 12. Nc3 Nb4 13. Bf4 Nxb3 14. axb3 c5 15. Ne4 f6 16. Nf3 f5 (diagram) 17. Neg5 Bxg5 18. Nxg5 h6 19. Ne6 Qd5 20. f3 Rfe8 21. Re5 Qd6 22. c3 Rxe6 23. Rxe6 Qxe6 24. cxb4 cxb4 25. Rc1 Rc8 26. Rxc8+ Qxc8 27. Qe1 Qd7 28. Kh2 a5 29. Qe3 Bd5 30. Qb6 Bxb3 31. Qxa5 Qxd3 32. Qxb4 Be6
Checkmate
>not white,
???
thats not a valid move
waiting for Argentina to try and move a white piece
Winning chess is easy.
Especially if you're playing some autistic who memorizes 20 move openings.
All you have to do is make an unexpected move that completely throws your opponent off balance because they literally don't know how to play if the game deviates from theory that they memorized.
Go is truly challenging though.
try harder
also fuck off
Thx pal, but it's ok only if you're Italian or a non-white immigrant
idiot
bishop g7
not a valid move?
also, if youre gonna rotate the board, please keep the alphanumeric markings
Wut?
yes it is, fianchetto the kingside bishop
>all you have to do is be incredibly good and make excellent moves at the right time and throw your opponent off balance
no shit
Lel
I bet your ELO wouldn't even be 1000
im actually braindead
i can keep the board this way round if you want