ABSOLUTE HAPPENING

THE STOCK MARKET IS GOING TO CRASH IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS

IT'S GOING TO BE WORSE THAN THE 2008 CRASH

IT'S GOING TO BE BLAMED ON TRUMP


SCREEN SHOT THIS.

>marketoracle.co.uk/Article58299.html
>express.co.uk/finance/city/773190/Trump-US-Congress-speech-market-crash-Dow-Jones-stocks
>bu.edu/today/2017/bu-economist-predicts-stock-market-crash/

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lombardiletter.com/stock-market-bubble-burst-2017/7868/
theweek.com/articles/459166/how-warren-buffett-made-10-billion-during-financial-crisis
youtube.com/watch?v=-IDmLERenrU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Give me 1 reason why this will happen and it's not another fake happening

don't you guys owe us a lot of money?

It's already happening, it's going to start making headlines soon, we're fucked.

lombardiletter.com/stock-market-bubble-burst-2017/7868/

need proofs

5500 would be nice. I have only cash and time.

A prominent 47-year-old hedge fund trader was killed when he jumped from a luxury apartment building on Manhattan's Upper West Side, in an apparent suicide, authorities told the NY Post.

> that outdated chart
Dow is breaking records closing at 21k. Bears getting btfo!

Down from 2000 in a few days? Thats worse than 1929

dow just hit 21k

wtf are you on

PSA: START SHORT STOCKING

START INVESTING IN BANKRUPTCY FIRMS

SELL EVERYTHING

theweek.com/articles/459166/how-warren-buffett-made-10-billion-during-financial-crisis

it's going to burst.

hope you have money in a savings account, this is going to be the great depression on super steroids.

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at least we're not liberating Stalingrad anymore

I could believe this. The economic recovery post 2008 has been nothing but smoke and mirrors and banker tricks.

People on this board have been saying it's going to crash "next month" or "soon" since like 2013.

Give me a fucking break.

Fundamentals are fucked, but the bubble just grows.

The DNC knows it's inevitable, Trump is going to serve as the perfect scape goat, just you watch and wait.

Where do I start? Who do I talk to? Ot's a short amount of time to do something.

this is retarded. the market will correct itself eventually anyway. its a giant bubble of fake money created by the bailout.


its going to happen sooner or later.


you might as well be talking about the sun rising tomorrow.


check the digits

Nothing is going to happen

> check the digits
What a failure. Dow at 30k by end of year.

A very warm daily reminder to short AMD while it's at 14

It's not just one bubble that's going to crash though.
China will go down with the US.

>Stock Market crashing meme

Kill yourself.

>shorting stocks: youtube.com/watch?v=-IDmLERenrU

>Invest spare cash into foreclosure and bankruptcy agencies, DO NOT USE LOANED MONEY

>Make sure you have a stable savings account

>Make sure you have some cash on you, in a safe place, just in case the federal government cannot pay out massive amounts of people taking money out of banks - even if it is insured, it might take years before you see your money.

>le shemitah
Never trust anyone on Sup Forums about the stock market.
It's probably just some jew scamming you out of gains.

Sup Forums is always right

...given enough predictions over a long enough time window.

Could this finally be... it?

kuwait a minute

is this for real?

I really didn't feel anything when the 2008 crash happened.

Nothings going to happen, but, if it does, I'll have my money in cash already, can't wait to invest in the aftermath and become a millionaire basically over a year.

it Israel

Yes but, why would they warn us?

>THE STOCK MARKET IS GOING TO CRASH IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS
>IT'S GOING TO BE WORSE THAN THE 2008 CRASH
>IT'S GOING TO BE BLAMED ON TRUMP
>SCREEN SHOT THIS.


I told you......

shiller PE man here.

We just don't have the same economic situation for that sort of crash, it's impossible and spreading panic is the only thing that can bring the markets down right now. You probably have some sort of ulterior motive for shilling this.

Oh please, make it crash so it's crashed forever, so we aren't dependent on it any longer.

about to....going to....happening....uhhh bud a happening is only a happening when it happens. I have been through 50 plus fucking happening threads and nothing ever happens. I spent hours in those threads watching a new market be opened and nothing happens. Apparently governments have a select group of people who basically are the last line. They flood the market with millions and billions of dollars to keep it propped up. But by Kek, i am tired of waiting. I just want a happening now!

I don't know. I didn't really investigate any of OPs claims to be honest. I just think it's likely we are in a financial bubble.

Ah yes, warning people about the inevitable on a Mongolian ship building form is the most efficient way of "spreading fear"

Good thing spring is on the way, I didn't want to face social collapse in the winter. Fuck that noise.

You idiots there gonna inflate this forever as long as people believe there is a simulation theory

I've been monitoring this bubble for over a year now, the dow jones is at 21000 now, the symptoms of a crash are all there, it's going to burst any second now.

Chart shows 5-7 years between tops and bottoms
>habbening next few days

This guy gets it

The second we all realize money is fake its time for us to go unfortunately.

>Trusting Sup Forums when it comes to the market

Did you miss all of those threads last year about DB?

FUCK OFF sage this fake happening

Can you give me some bankruptcy firms to invest in; genuinely curious, as I'm with you, seeing a big crash coming based on Trump being unable to come through on his policies. His business acumen is proof enough of this.

> Scare people into selling
> Stocks fall
> See told you it would crash!

>Tes goys! sell all your stocks with no proof of collapse! We're definitely not going to buy them up and profit massively from the current market momentum!

>Stocks at all time high.
>People are gonna cash out
>Stocks will plummet.
>Stocks will be so cheap, all the money people made will reinvest into
>Rinse and repeat.
>Trump will take advantage of this, and use it to propel the U.S.A forward
>MAGA

It's just the cleansing before a RENEWED United states.

The thing is, all jokes aside, we will likely be informed of aliens within a month or two of collapse, also, it will be dustbowl-era collapse, and following it will be yelowstone exploding, see my doubles and know it is true

OMG, i just sold all my equities after reading this.

Once the trades settle, i'll be sitting on cash waiting for the crash.

Thanks Op

>pol is nothing more than a broken clock

Wish someone told me sooner.

does martin scheli have a video on how to invest after a crash? I got around 5k laying around to invest that ive been waiting for a crash

What're those?!

Irish user posted a thread some time ago about financial problems:
Guy seemed to know his shit and answered a lot of questions, lets see what is going to happen and if he was true or flase.
I do not have the knowledge to give any opinion on it.

>Dow is breaking records closing at 21k

yeah but why though

Everyones saying its gonna crash, the more important thing is to understand why its crashing. No one has said a word about WHY?

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You native Kuwait or?

desu, why? canaduh won't be hit nearly as hard, don't panic

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Why -won't- it happen?

We've warned you for years.

You should've bought gold faggots.

Trump gave a very well received speech (70%+ approve) where he talked about a 1 trillion dollar investment into infrastructure and, key to the dow breaking records, stated he would follow the dictates of hire american and buy american (steel, etc), in rebuilding.

The Jews can pull the plug on everything at will.

They like to crash economies and use war as a stimulus.

This is what you get when Jews are allowed to set up speculation based economies.

I'm not saying it will happen, I'm saying it could, and has happened in the past.

It's happening here!

Just give it another month man

j/k

i did just take a bunch of profits, but not because of this post, but rather because i'm re-balancing

Trump is a fucking idiot for bringing up the rising stock market. If he takes cred fro the increase he is going to get blamed for the crash.

I got out of the dollar. Invest in gold bars

>Kuwait

And bitcoin

>yeah but why though
because Trump is cutting regulations by 70+% and taxes you fucking idiot. you know the things that have been killing the US.

>I got out of the dollar
the dollar is rising quickly.. bad timing.

phony dollars printed by the federal reserve

LMFAO not a happening. Im a pro trader, its well known the markets love trump. OP is fag.

>hope you have money in a savings account
Banks would fail around the world en masse if what you're predicting happens.

>I got companies to bring jobs back
>NO THEY WERE ALREADY PLANNING TO INVEST IN THE US

>I had nothing to do with the market crash
>YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT, IT'S UNDER YOUR CONTROL

But yeah, if the economy was as healthy as we were made to believe it was the Fed would have increased rates already.

Kuwaiti? I know we're huge economic partners but what have you heard?

How is cutting regulations a good thing, honest question?

so-called "Technical" analysis

fucking bullshit, all of it

OMG THIS CHART HAS A PATTERN! MEANS SOMETHING!

>>shorting stocks: youtube.com/watch?v=-IDmLERenrU
>>Invest spare cash into foreclosure and bankruptcy agencies, DO NOT USE LOANED MONEY
>>Make sure you have a stable savings account
>>Make sure you have some cash on you, in a safe place, just in case the federal government cannot pay out massive amounts of people taking money out of banks - even if it is insured, it might take years before you see your money.

Literally everything you just suggested would sabotage the US economy. You're a fucking shill.

is bitcoin still worth anything if the power grid is down?

Unless he works with Democrats. They're not going to turn Trump down on $1 trillion in infrastructure, something they have been whining about for years.

>he wasn't here for the Shmita
Nice try faggot, I'm not selling my share of Bad Dragon

or maybe hes just a troll. remember pic related?

Time to invest in TVIX

Allows companies to use more methods to make money. Means they don't have to spend billions on following stupid laws etc.

Deregulation is a movement towards a true free market

>Shmita
hivemind

Companies have to spend more to be approved and work under those regulations and make outsourcing look cheaper. Many regulations still don't prevent companies from fucking over people. VW manipulating their emission output went on for how many years?

digits confirm 22,000 by April

That flag.

Those singles.

Neck yourself

US Economy? You do realize this is going to affect the whole world right?

I'm listing off ways I made money in the 2008 crash.

I'm not totally sure since crypto currency are such a new thing, but if gold and silver can go up in a crash, then maybe bitcoin can too - I wouldn't buy more than 5BTC though.

Money you put in a bank is insured, though when you get it depends on the severity of the crash.

That depends on what side you are on.

>resource only economy
>China and the US take a dump
Yeah we'll be fine. Smoke another bowl.

lol post more images proving you actually know what you're talking about

you live in kuwait for fucks sake. you probably don't give a shit and have it made

prove why i should care, and more importantly, why YOU care about this

Wrong.

Google "bail-in provision." Things changed after 2008.