The chans bow to Venti

>The chans bow to Venti
>In contact with Shia LaBouff
>Possess tranny-like face
>Control the internet with an iron but fair fist
>Own virgins globally
>Direct descendant of a 1/4 niggress
>Will twitchroll the first cities on Mars (La Venti will be the first city)
>Owns 99% of game streaming facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be ventipoles
>Known OC creator has 215+ tit-size, such tits on Earth trannies has only existed deep in Brazilian Jungles & Area 51
>Ancient African folklore tells of a tranny queen who will descend upon the Internet and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gender-study progress with them
>Owns viagra R&D labs around the world, viagra is made with Venti's dick's cells
>You likely have Venti inside of you now
>Learned fluent autistic in under a day
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Venti's dix pix. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Venti's dix pix
>Venti was created over 700 millenia old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he's a timeless being existing in all points of time and gender, from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate form yet. We hope it has bigger tits.

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>Get's uglier the more you see her

TFW no Venti gf

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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!! REEEEEEE

THICCC

You're just gay nigga.

She looks so fucking stupid

It's those weirdass pants, isn't it?

Not sure about the chans, but I'd totally bow to her.

>implying is a hard choice