>The chans bow to Venti
>In contact with Shia LaBouff
>Possess tranny-like face
>Control the internet with an iron but fair fist
>Own virgins globally
>Direct descendant of a 1/4 niggress
>Will twitchroll the first cities on Mars (La Venti will be the first city)
>Owns 99% of game streaming facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be ventipoles
>Known OC creator has 215+ tit-size, such tits on Earth trannies has only existed deep in Brazilian Jungles & Area 51
>Ancient African folklore tells of a tranny queen who will descend upon the Internet and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gender-study progress with them
>Owns viagra R&D labs around the world, viagra is made with Venti's dick's cells
>You likely have Venti inside of you now
>Learned fluent autistic in under a day
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Venti's dix pix. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Venti's dix pix
>Venti was created over 700 millenia old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he's a timeless being existing in all points of time and gender, from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate form yet. We hope it has bigger tits.
The chans bow to Venti
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>Get's uglier the more you see her
TFW no Venti gf
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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!! REEEEEEE
THICCC
You're just gay nigga.
She looks so fucking stupid
It's those weirdass pants, isn't it?
Not sure about the chans, but I'd totally bow to her.
>implying is a hard choice
DELET
Who is this negress?
what do you mean?
get this greasy creep out of here
Fuck off mulatto hammerhead.
That, eyes miles apart, "kawaii" weeb and so on
>implying it's not anzu
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING SAND MONKEY FUCKER
take your little boys out of here please
>You likely have Venti inside of you now
No
It's the other way around
mmmm greasy
Please.
>eyes miles apart
Now that you mention it... Oh boy... is she lizzerd?
>that monster feet
trap confirmed
Too bad she looks like Admiral Ackbar
No way she has a dick...
Stop. We don't need anymore unextrodinary e-celebrities
>trap
>Argentina flag
is this your fetish?
Is she really a tranny?
>Pawn Stars bow to pickers
>In contact with hillbillies
>Possess picker-like abilities, masters of 'The Bundle'
>Control middle America with an iron but fair fist
>Own rusty signs & lampshades globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient picker blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in Iowa (Pickergrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Scrap metal research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be coke machines from the 50s
>both pickers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Iowan barns & Area 51
>Native American scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and old NASCAR jump suits
>They own Indian motorcycle labs around the world
>You likely have Indian motorcycles inside you right now
>The Pickers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of rusty children's bicycles to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the picker bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Hillbilly in under a week
>Nation states entrust their glass coke bottle reserves with the duo.
>The pickers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>use picking as a front to gain access to top secret places
a more important question
would you hatefuck her?
#PalermoBoys
Get on my level
>those eyes
id rather ride her slam piggy friend jessica.
Hatefuck?
I'd make sweet love to her.
Every time I see that pic I think
>Oi! you wot m8?
i would make tender love to her, saving money rn to go lurk around her house got her approximate direction from her router's mac
BIG
Oi!
DELETE THIS!
Whatever happened to hwndu?
Ventifu everyday. Real women are THICC
both of the HWNDU's were shutdown.
Is it true that she has girldick? Please, Kek, let it be true.
There was a spic on spic shooting and Shia shut it down
We can only hope that it will come back
bunch of dindu's came and shot their guns.
so it was shut down.
Apparently Albuquerque is a violent shithole where niggers and spics shoot each other.
So, yeah, that happened.
more than likely it will, but I heard that it will possibly be in a closed venue.
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I love that subtle titty drop.
why would you save, let alone post a picture of that antifa whore? are you a retarded leftist faggot? SWITZERLAND IS ASHAMED OF YOU
>lives in south. am.
>lives in BRAZIL
>can't spot a tranny
lol what are u even doing with your life
I'd fug her even if she had a dick tbqh
STOP, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HEAL, NOT FIGHT!
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Ironically, I was talking to some trans on skype now wanting to fuck with me tomorrow ...
But you know, Americans are all the same, men and women, it's hard to tell.
fuggg those thighs though
god damn, what a great pair
Shart in mart transcends gender. All the high fructose corn syrup has turned americans into genderless blobs of flesh
I don't care what anyone says, Spurdo is my favorite.
First they had to install a border fence and have vetting of people allowed in the area. Then they moved it to an enriched area and gunshots were fired.
The irony is beautiful.
real shit genetics, anglo + nig + native = diujjj
cheked and keked
I think she's pretty, but i also think that she is the one posting these threads about herself to try and gain a following.
nah, its just me and some australian guy
because she has a feminine penis
Ripe tits. That was worth all of hwndu
I always found "eyes miles apart" very attractive, now that i think about it every gf and every crush of mine had that kind of eyes. i guess i know my type now, i always thought i had no type.
Wait... where am I? In chispita or Sup Forums?
I have no idea what the fuck this is.
>user called Betacuck goes to HWNDU to meet his waifu Brittany Venti
>Ends up getting cucked by another user named Chad
It's like poetry
She already gained her following with HWNDU.
/mygirl/
youtube.com
Was doggo the best ABQ character?
Ebrietas is still here!
Sure.
That's a big dog.
>that antifa whore
Relax. It's just a phase.