Britbongs BTFO!

Britbongs BTFO!

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Happening soon?

yes

Burgers in Buckingham.

>999
He holds divine right of kingship by the mandate of Lord Kek!

Oh shit you scared bongs???

Rip Queen Elizabeth.

Trump needs to vassalize him and press his claim

Digits confirm
>Yfw we did a 180 on their teanigger asses only took 240 years

>those 9s

King Ralph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My state got a little less shitty today

>ben garrison post divorce.jpg

Damn Ben Garrison really let himself go

>dailymail
sage

Hail kek

Britainnia shall be free

Wasn't there a movie with a similar plot where a Burger was the heir to the throne?

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Yes

>saves the thumbnail

underrated post

>An American will rule England in your lifetime

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS!!????!?

He literally looks like the 56% face.

After watching Game of Thrones too many times.....

Obviously, he's of English of heritage.

Of course hes from colorado. Of fucking course. No other state besides this one would have some fag like that come out of nowhere.

YANK'D

There is no Queen of England, there is a queen of Britain tho.

The Queen of England has not existed for the past 200-300 years

This dude could fit an entire fist up his nostrils jesus

Don't expect a yank to know that though do you?

>Obviously, he's of English of heritage.

Unlike the Queen.

kek, please try this based coloradian.

Nope, almost as infuriating as the cunts that shout that we are ruled by a foreign monarch, whilst at the same time trying to bow down to foreigners.

Surrender now, Brits and save yourself the mass casualties.

She is of English ancestry.
I'd be ashamed to know anything about your airstrip. It'd be an indication of bad taste.

Boulder is a containment zone.

and the other 44% is from ?

I think his argument is that the House of Windsor is German and thus not able to rule Brits.

he literally looks like a 'ard nut british bulldog

If he raises an army on retainer, I might join. Just for the bantz. Lift the Burger Banner!

I want to see him try it, it'll be fun.

Nah, they look white, this one has negroid features, like all you lot do, thick lips & massive nostrils, it's the 56% face, enjoy your melting pot.

>She is of English ancestry.

With the classic English last name Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

have fun when a paki smuggles in an ak rifle and starts shooting and all you can do is either run from bullets or fling a butter knife at him

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It's almost as if she has female ancestors
Really makes you think

Boulder needs to be nuked. And most parts of denver needs some navy seals to come in and start "cleansing"

>tfw fat ben garrison will never be your king

Is he catholic or a Protestant?

are you triggered ? do you require a safe space to recuperate ? perhaps with some nice cookies & *colouring books ?

*correct spelling

I think it would be really easy to overthrow your country.

Checked

Good, get that fucking kraut out of England

>Fat Ben Garrison will be the King of England

With your 56% face king there ? good luck.

>56%
Nah, he is definitely white.

hail his majesty?

shit i guess i'm out of practice at this monarchy thing

I'd vote for him.

Is Lough Neagh in Northern Ireland an area where laws do not exist?
It is never shaded in on any maps showing the jurisdiction of police.

the best timeline

Kek only in America would this be news

>you wot m8

Somebody looks scared.

>999
WE MORPHOGENETIC FIELD NOW

God bless the United States of America & Britain.

U S A
U S A
U S A

KEK

same senpai

Florida man.

Yeah, Saxe-Coburg-Gotha is an obviously English family name. Kys

God save the future king.

youtube.com/watch?v=AprzF5_6hGs

She's of English descent, just look it up instead of other posts, mongoloid.

pic related
also, checked

who's going to stop us, your police?

I live in the town next to where this guys from.

Kek

BRITS GET READY FOR A COUP

kek

>us
So, 56% face king & yourself then, just the pair of you, waddling up to the palace, sharting & wheezing, kek, go for it, my popcorn is ready.

They kinda have the same nose

John Hurt is dead so he won't have any opposition either.

give it up bongs, we wuz royalty

Oddly sexual

Also praise kek, this thread is divinely inspired

>this is the 250 year milestone trump spoke of

did he die?

Holy Fuck. Hopefully he takes the Commiefornians to Britain with him.

>An adventurer is gathering troops to press a claim on your title
>Alan of Wheatridge has landed
>The war is over Alan of Wheatridge has won!
>King Alan is now as "The Usurper"
>An exiled Jewish man George Soros has arrived at our court seeking work he is well versed in the financial arts
>A disgruntled Imam Anjem Choudary has declared Jihad for Londinistan
>Donald I "Wallbuilder" has honored their alliance with us and will join our war
>Germany cannot be called to because they are allied to the enemy

>Yfw some fat dude from Colorado will make Great Britainstan Great Again

WE

>mfw fat Ben Garrison recruits an army of pseudo dune coons.>infiltrate over decades with "muh diversity" themes.>Fail Britania too cucked to mention we are completely out of control.>whip out God tier Ar 15's; proceed to storm Buckingham Palace.>pull of latex masks in burger final reveal.>attention span wanes, leave with surrendered sweet-ass beaver hats.>no profit; maximum keks.

this is now an American thread.

AMERICA!
AMERICA!
AMERICA!

>GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
>GREATEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD
>GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
>WE ARE #1

BOW BEFORE YOUR GODS

Yo mama

USA
USA
USA

So what you're trying to tell me is

It's Happening?

>Daily mail link
>A british paper
>Says "Only in america"
Right.

Don't fuck with her maj she got wicked security

Fuck me I was thinking the same thing

The memes are real

>Implying the Francs were English
>Implying the Stuarts were English

Can't you see his heart still beating? He's fine.

>I don't know how title names work

did you even read the ad? dude is a faggot who drank the liberal democracy koolaid.

you are like a little baby

get on my level

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