ISIS vs CHINA

Islamic State militants have issued their first threat against China.

“Oh, you Chinese who do not understand what people say. We are the soldiers of the Caliphate, and we will come to you to clarify to you with the tongues of our weapons, to shed blood like rivers and avenge the oppressed,” an ISIS militant declared before brutally executing an informant.

Ten thousand armed Chinese police marched through Urumqi, Xinjiang on Monday in a show of force. “We will bury the corpses of terrorists and terror gangs in the vast sea of the people’s war,” explained Xinjiang’s Communist Party secretary Chen Quanguo.


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The Chinese are good at fighting Islam. Kudos to them.

Bump, this is a real life meme

Cool. It'll do the world a lot of good if we all unite under the belief of "Jesus Christ just get Islam the fuck off of this planet already".

>we will bury them in a sea of war

That's pretty fucking badass.

we're in the C&C Generals timeline

PLA spec ops on Syria when?

Kek, Chinks don't give a fuck about trying to seem like better people. ISIS will be BTFO within a week of China's first bomb.

>usa + russia + france + china + ??? VS sand niggers

Gonna be a lot of windows for sale after this is done with.

>picking a fight with china
gotta hand it to em the cunts have FUCKING BALLS MATE

Not for long.

I heard this before.

Man this game brings back awesome memories. I remember playing with the shockwave mod doing the generals challenge. Good times

they are about to be fossilised in glass

Press F to pay respects

Islam (not jihadism, Islamic extremism or fundamentalist Islam) is due a confrontation with a merciless, ruthless and relentless enemy. I wish them well in their fight against China, they will need it.

they prod russia europe america and china

why would a small group poke all the strongest countries all at once?

really makes me think

really makes me think, like the watchmen

If ISIS knows what's good for them, they would not fuck with China.

Not because China is scarier than any other country, but because the Chinese have a different set of morality that differs from the west; a set of morality that wouldn't impede them from just outright nuking if necessary.

>why would a small group poke all the strongest countries all at once?
Because they want a fight. They want a war. That's all they've ever wanted, and they've been nothing but upfront about that.

China has like 20 million Muslims

However they do know how to deal with them

But did China win a war against other nation?

Hang on, making popcorn. Dis gon be good.

> ISIS practices cutting heads off.
> China practices mass gunshot executions.
> It was only a matter of time.

FUCK CHEN QUANGUO AND FUCK YELLOW PEOPLE

Truth to that - and with the chinese scooping out portions of africa for themselves (economic takeover, slowly but surely), I'd say we have a good chance of seeing the chinese going apeshit over muslim terrorists in our lifetime. Sometimes, uh, life, uh.. finds a way.

What's their angle here? Prod China into some action in Syria and ruffle NATO feathers in the process?

they lack any air power

no nation could stand up to america europe russia and china combined

no nation on this planet has enough men or hardware to even stand a chance against that

fuck america and britain combined alone have enough power to dominate the globe.

i hope there is a war....i want to see millions of muslims dead for the sake of the human race

>losing badly on home turf
>declare war on a another world power
Genius

Fuck that is a quality joke mate

the chinamen dont fuck around with terrorists.

>dailymail.co dot uk/news/article-3330368/Chinese-police-use-FLAMETHROWER-terror-suspects-grenades-tear-gas-fail.html

Thanks, friend.

>France

France is Obamatier, we're allied only with the rebels (Al Qaida) and against Bachar before everything (therefore with ISIS)

>including France

>Nasa reveals alien contact
>the USA and allies have been working with aliens since the 1950's
>massive space fleet revealed
>unimaginable technology
>4 hours later on Al Jazeera
>ISIS DECLARES WAR ON THE GALAXY
>aliens will submit to Allah
>they seem totally serious
>aliens btfo and immediately begin disaming their fleet
>make their new headquarters in Mecca
>the whole galaxy converts to Islam

Plucky little ISIS.

Yeah a lot of you guys aren't getting the bigger picture. This isn't mere chest beating by a small group of savages. IS is still very well trained and funded (by??)

What is the benefit to getting China involved?
Video somewhat related.
youtube.com/watch?v=GI7-t93CYag

how to win any game of C&C generals:

play as insurgents
build about 50 "mob" units
ARM THE MOB

The Africans will be begging us for good old fashioned colonialism once they get a proper taste of the Chinese insect mentality.

>We will bury the corpses of terrorists and terror gangs in the vast sea of the people’s war,
China's got top quality banter there.

>aliums discover hentai
>islam is over

u can be apart of it too user. FIGHT WITH US FOR TRUMP !

Do you think it is just a bit too convenient for the American pivot to China.

Nope, but isis is not a country and china is great at squashing insurgent groups (or as liberals call it, oppression)

>he thinks france would be there for america in a war with the sand niggers

Man, are they in for a surprise if they think Russia is ruthless.
The chinks don't even have souls.

This.

No. China is a weak russia. And russia is even weak overall weak even though i love em. China will face a lot of pain the future. This north korea stuff isn't good for them either.

AK47S FOR EVERYONE

Yeah, if there's one good thing i have to say about china its they really don't give a fuck. Sad its the timeline where were enemies.

The point is ISIS is at war with all of us.

They declared war on Hoboken, New Jersey a few years back.

My hairdresser said she got a letter in the mail saying ISIS was at war with her too.

>no nation could stand up to literally all country that have a real military combined

Keen observation there you dumb fuck

France have a fucking brilliant military lad. And nukes.

I'd be more than fine with the chinese taking over down there - they would cleanse africa of going towards shit right quick. (Well, on a social level I'd be fine with it - but I'd rather watch china fall as it currently is talked about. Having them as a superpower, isn't exactly a good deal for anyone - not even themselves)

>ISIS complaining about people being oppressed

What?

>My hairdresser said she got a letter in the mail saying ISIS was at war with her too.
Oh, it's fucking on now.

>and we will come to you to clarify to you with the tongues of our weapons, to shed blood like rivers and avenge the oppressed

They have a certain style, you've got to give them that.

Chinese made ISIS torture videos when?

Wait, I haven't been on /sg/ much as of late, just skimming the quick rundown. I don't remember any ISIS victories in the last month. What are they doing angering another superpower?

>Abdul and his 4 year old wife couldn't beat the entire rest of the planet in a 7,499,998 vs 2 nuke battle

Really? Good intel pal

I hate both equally tbqh

It's 6d chinese checkers lads.

What if I told you Trump was behind ISIS declaring war on China so that China would use their military resources to help stamp out the dune coons along with us and Russia, forming a new alliance of power to rid the world of Islam?

kekek

God damn I miss this game.

>Even got their shit pushed in by Vietnam
Lol no

nice get, have a (you)

Yikes. China will use this to kill/imprison more dissenters and Christians.

At least they'll kill some of the worlds violent muslims. Plenty of meat grinders around the world for them

I'll bet this is a last ditch effort for the globalists to start a world war now that Trump has diffused things with Russia. GET EM ALL IN HERE, OH LOOK A DEAD CHINAMAN, MURICA DID IT!

You seen it here first folks.

When you are at war with the entire planet, you become easily suggestible on your next target. Especially if there is a guy giving you rockets saying "over there." That's what makes IS an asset to alphabets and nefarious think tanks.

Why rope the dragon in at this moment?
youtube.com/watch?v=yuqgXNvlXug

stfu faggot

and if they cant win then why they doing it?

they aint even a nation they are just a organization

R u a grill/

>be ISIS militant general
>the sun rises and wakes you through a hole in your yurt
>declare war on sunshine

ISIS is bringing world peace by uniting all nations to kick their ass.

This seems like a South Park episode

Nope.

This is just ISIS being general cunts. They need to recruit more people and this sort of shit helps for some reason.

China, Russia and the US will never ally. They *might* fight against the same enemy but that doesn't in any way mean they're allies. See WW2

Quick, someone post the news article where the chinks flush insurgents out of a cave with flame throwers.

Good luck ISIS!

Don't love all of China's practices, but they are a sovereign nation and can do what they want.

That being said, baiting the Chinese is a bad move by IS. Happy to here it.

Good bye weighars. Show hebwest how to purge Islam China. We shouldn't stop their ethnic cleansing.

Exactly. What was the chess move here?

WW2 was 50 years ago, just let me fantasize about the world's superpowers uniting against a common enemy.

>Xianjiang
rfa.org/english/news/uyghur/attack-09302015174319.html
Good. The Uyghur genocide can't come soon enough.

This is accurate. A new front needs to open up and allow for more exploitation if possible.

>be ISIS militant general
>getting up early to check on the troops
>gonna get some tea first
>fuck yes tea
>just then Mohammed tells a funny joke about Israel
>spill hot tea all over your lap
>declare war on gravity
>and jokea

Gook bomber gets shot down "on accident" by US or Russian forces. What happens then?

Seeing that Turkey got away with both a Russian plane and an ambassador, I say nothing happens.

>muds want to kill the chink scourge

dare I say it, but are ISIS now... /our muds/??

>be ISIS militant general
>out for a walk in the poppy fields
>all that glorious heroin you're not allowed to have
>a bee stings you on the arm
>declare war on bees

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the chinese would fuck them up so bad

More like they are a useful tool to pit certain interests against each other. That's what they are, and always have been.

>be ISIS militant general
>get a UTI from fucking a camel
>declare war on camels
>burns when he pisses
>declares war on his dick

...

Haha blatantly copying Soviet era symphonic propaganda

Because they're basically doing the same tactic as Trump. Divide and conquer. It's incredible if China doesn't see this tactic since they're the fathers of that technique. Isis wants the world to hate muslims and gather muslims in the same place. Other muslims want them spread out in different countries, mix into the politics and slowly take over their countries. It has even happened in mine where the 2.nd leader of our biggest political party is a muslim. Englands leader in London is a muslim, and this will continue. They do not give a shit about the ones in those countries, we can see them in groups by themselves, making cities they govern. They want a muslim world. This isn't easy to understand for libtards, since they think it doesn't matter which race governs their country. Look at fucking Africa, that cumstain of the world. Look at the best muslim place- Dubai. They got loads of oil money, used it all and they'll go broke in decades. They will be exterminated tho. The right side of the world is rising. Even former libtards are beginning to see the crazyness of their former thoughts. You can't unswallow the blupills, and they're being served faster than ever. Terrorist attacks all over europe and the US came too soon. The mussies weren't ready, and this will be their doom. :')

What the fuck. Those fucking morons...

China will be the force to crush ISIS.... America is 1st world and has respect and decency and will do everything it can to keep its soldiers from harm, but China....?

China would gladly send their people to their deaths in the name of victory - it's that mindset over there.... ISIS is fucking done, and we'll all be able to thank CHINA of all places for it!?

F

I don't think think China will have quite as much restraint if that happened with NATO forces. Especially if there was some """coincidental""" shenanigans in the S. China sea.

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> china is a weak russia
> russia military expenditure = 60 billions
> china military expenditure = 120 billion

>Oh, you Chinese who do not understand what people say.

> “We will bury the corpses of terrorists and terror gangs in the vast sea of the people’s war,” explained Xinjiang’s Communist Party secretary Chen Quanguo.
>explained
>explained
>explained

>Chinese fathers of divide and rule

Massive faggot detected

The maxim divide et impera has been attributed to Philip II of Macedon, and together with the maxim divide ut regnes was utilised by the Roman ruler Caesar and the French emperor Napoleon.

Please explain what this game is and what does c&c stand for? Not bait I live innawoods

Okay sorry mate.