You will never be this alpha

You will never be this alpha

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It's a fascinating image

How many does he bang?

holy shit all those women look the exact same

>You will never be this alpha
I guess

>alpha
>literally need to use threats of imprisonment to get people to pretend to like you and kill off family members who want nothing to do with your shithole from "threatening" your power

Why do they have office chairs without wheels? I bet they just got a surplus of them as waste from another country and rebuilt them.

Can they at least color coordinate them

That's the best they can do?

those chairs make no sense

Does anyone get the feeling this is one of those work nights when you just want to go home but the boss wants to go out and party?

none. those are his personal bodyguards. yep.

Whoa! He can literally bang any dude there.

Looks pretty comfy to me

I want a chair like that

So I have an ultimatium.

Um..

So, Bill Gates and Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle ( OOOO WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE) They got a big herd of nigger cattle. Yippee Ki-Yay, we're nigger cattle herders. We got a herd of nigger cattle. They are the most docile fucking nigger cattle, we got 'em so docile, we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle. And they shit, and they sit there, and they watch TV, and they shit. It's the best fucking herd of nigger cattle. We took away all their guns, now they just shit, and we watch them and we're rich. We are so fucking rich, we have so much fucking money, we got this herd of nigger cattle, woooo, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle. It's the best thing ever.

So that's what the illuminati got, and I got a space alien.

So, here's my ultimatium: you can live in hell, with your herd of nigger cattle, or you can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple. The third temple, okay, that Simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle 'cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your fucking jew-nigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fucking space alien? Are you fucking crazy? I've got a fucking space alien, of course I'm not gonna fuck with nigger cattle, fuck yourself! Enjoy your fucking nigger cattle! You got the nigger cattle, You got the nigger cattle, You got the nigger cattle, GO GO GO GO GO! You got the nigger cattle, you got a fucking herd of nigger cattle, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

>candy dish
>empty
dude

I was though... In Japan.
>6'0", blonde hair blue eyes
>Average looks
>Kind of muscular thanks to military
I pretty much had a license to fuck any girl I wanted over there. Too bad I'll never be 21 again, that was the greatest year of my life.

Is he fucking that one guy in the corner?

you eat out of an ashtray?

And? Personal body guard are males, if he choose them females its because the orgies he has later.

North Korea is closer to absolute monarchy than a socialist republic. Kim is Louis XV and those are his concubines.

I wish I could fuck these five Best Korean qt's in pic related. How do they have such gorgeous Asian girls. I'm not even slightly attracted to Asian girls ACCEPT Best Korean girls.

In addition, what kinda fucking alpha takes the front+center seat? The alphas are in the middle/back making out and getting hand jobs. Only the dorky betas and children take the front row.

All of them. Do you even need to ask?

He's literally one of us who lucked into running his own country.

Every single one

Gaddafi did this same shit. And he banged all of them.

How many bastards does this fat cunt have running around Korea?

even the hottest koreans are just meh

never racemix lads

>even the hottest koreans are just meh

The hottest Koreans are fucking amazing.

Unfortunately they got that way purely through surgical procedures so, yes. do not breed with them.

But feel free to fuck those gorgeous plastic babes.

those marble-round heads and flat faces

thats what S. Korean women look like naturally too.

If you're White in the US you could easily get Asian broads who look like that without even trying. It's not hard.

surgery alters your genetics
WEW

None, he has any potential heirs blown up with artillery or fed to dogs.

i rip farts in front of hot gooks all day e'ry day

he wants you to watch

Always wanted to know what style you call those commie suits..
I like em.

Where does Kim get all the democrats from?

Christ man. I hope in some other life I can be born as Genghis Khan, or some other emperor type. Just raid a town, kill all the men, take your pick of the women and add them to a harem, then move to the next town.

I'd have hundreds of kids. No rules would apply to me. Just pick the women I want. No question of morality at all. The only rule of law would be my desire. Just take anything and everything I want. Eat the finest foods, watch grown men cower in my presence because I can destroy them and their families if they irk me.

bol-slut-viks? i dunno, im tired

Why do people think all communists oppose racial homogenuity?

Juche and Strasserism for example do promote racial homogenity though.

Who the fuck elected those sheboons and squat latinas? God, they look like shriveled old prunes.

I'm not sure I read the same comment you did.

Only the seed of the Great Leader may be used to procreate in North Korea.

>alpha
>forcing people to sit by you and smile under the threat of killing them and their entire family if they do not comply

Damn I want that table

its a nice table

Russia was white as fuck for 70 years. Only when capitalists came in did they start importing massive amounts of blacks and Arabs.

Sounds alpha to me

That's omega-level alpha

Aka boss dictator

Serious question: how has he not been murdered yet? He's just one guy with all the power. Surely someone has to be smart enough to figure out that if you take him out you can take over the entire country.

Your point? They fear him because he is alpha.

fucker needs to breed the good looking ones for a few dozen generations it seems

that's some next-level fetish

>Sup Forums beta making excuses
You will never be like Kim

Let. That. Sink. In.

"Hermit Kingdom"

And then let the US come in and execute you for human rights violations....

10/10 ashtray

>i cant comprehend basic english

Alpha is not needing the gun or the threat stupid burgers. By your logic Tyquone and Liquorarius are alpha for raping women at gunpoint.

Theres a lot more to life than being alpha and your obsession with it points to insecurity over being beta.

Because there are loyalist to the Kim-dynasty. Going back to his grandfather's days. He also eliminated anyone that might try to do this. Even his own brother.

It's total alpha behavior. Just wanted to dogpile on to drive the point home.

The people he keeps close to them are those who profit the most from him being alive, plus anyone who would overthrow him will not have the dynastic claim like he does.

welcome to the Asian race my friend

Wut

why don't the other korean dudes unite and beat the shit out of his fatass?

>you will never have micropenis
Darn...

Fear is a powerful weapon to keep the masses in check.

It's already been explained itt. They have no reason to and getting rid of Kim only takes away what good things they have.

because the people around him profit immensely from his rule. The only people that want to get rid of him are foreigners and poor as fuck peasants with no ability to oust him.

It's better for the people with power in NK to prop him up as supreme leader and continue benefiting from the system in place than remove him and potentially risk having it all collapse around them.

This was for you

>last resort of the 1/2 alpha Kim Jong IL.
His other son was a playboy
His other son was a disgrace

>Alpha
He is a FUCKING AMATEUR
Family money
Family power
www.businessinsider.com/trump-north-korea-military-2017-3
Fear and oppression.

When Kim Jong current year meets an alpha male, you will know

www.businessinsider.com/trump-north-korea-military-2017-3

Vs.
foreignpolicy.com/2016/11/30/u-n-security-council-sanctions-north-korea-nuclear-weapons-kim-jong-un-trump-obama/
Lol

I'll also not have advanced gout.

No other race besides Asians could ever be this
submissive. Admire their achievements in other areas,if you like. But Asians culture must never dominate they are the only people where a
one-world totalitarian government is even remotely possible.

Except knowing any of us can fuck those Pong's better than their own 'men'.

Are you kidding? Why else would he have female bodyguards? He's obviously fucking all of them. If he's the kind of guy that will murder people who oppose him then laying some pipe is definitely in the realm of possibilities.

Be overthrown in half a month by conspiracy of church and vassals, live next 15 years in a dungeon with daily torture.

Genghis Khan, BTW, was literally born with almost nothing. Until his adulthood he was a poor and powerless exile.

Based Terry

Europe was basically the same as this regarding kings in the Middle Ages.

You're right those olive green uniforms make them even cuter!

and everything fell apart after he died

Europe, 1939-45?

Russia, 1945-89?

Wonder if he has the same program Saddam Hussein did: if you were up in the ranks, he'd send your friend to ask you to plot with him against Saddam. If you didn't turn in your friend, they'd kill YOU and your family.

That made it virtually impossible to actually plot a coup.

Only teenagers care about that.

"North Koreans generally refer to pretty girls as "Section 5 girls", as they will likely be impressed into service by Section 5 of the Organisation and Guidance Department, which is responsible for Kim Jong-il's private life. Section 5 maintains his guesthouses and villas, and maintain the food and "entertainment" there.
The girls are selected at 13, undergo annual examinations until 16 for final selection, do a year of training, and are stationed from the ages of 17-24 at different Kim holiday homes and retreats."

>tfw you'll never have an entire country of women desperate to take your godly cock and have their children be next in line for succession

Delete this

Stop self projecting you degenerate.

If you're an average White male in the west you could probably get a lot of Asian chicks that look like the ones in the photo.

wat

goddamn that is fucking savage, alpha as fuck

Wow is he actually manspreading???

>This is during the Ryan Owens applause

does he choose which one to fuck randomly?

i cant seem to tell any physical differences

>he fell for the wheel jew

Front row on swivel? Like a supervillain.

What's with that guy? Unsuccessful MK ultraed?

> Alpha animals usually gain preferential access to food and other desirable items or activities, though the extent of this varies widely between species. Male or female alphas may gain preferential access to sex or mates; in some species, only alphas or an alpha pair reproduce.
> Alphas may achieve their status by superior physical strength and aggression, or through social efforts and building alliances within the group.[1]

I wonder about something. His wife is rumoured to be pretty powerful, in particular, she often accompanies Kim, or just does stuff without him, as well as disregards North Korean rules and traditions.
What does she think about all the harem?

Although, it's the most common thing for monarchies.

Look at that fat slouching fuck. Not once has anyone ever told him what a dipshit he is. They'll find him choked to death on a giant penis made from Emantel cheese.

nuke japan again

guns save lives u 3 inch keyhole dik