There's no such thing as a good politicia-

There's no such thing as a good politicia-

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I heard Doggo licks peanut butter for his benefactors behind closed doors.

he still gets more bitches than you.

This may be true. Reports are also pointing to squeaky toy abuse.

upbote, thanks leddit

>white dog

STOPPP

What's his connection to Russia, he isn't a good politician if the libcuck media doesn't think he has a connection to Russia?

Daily reminder that there isn't a single shred of physical evidence to support PeanutGate.

I'd vote for that pupper

Why is my local fox covering Minnesota that's all I can think about when I see this.

This

Didn't Caligula make a horse mayor before Rome collapsed? On the other hand the dog probably knows more that any corrupt mayor would.

Ruffia

lmfao top fucking kek

He a good boy

He's a good dog Brent

I've heard the fucker is in bed with big business, taking donations from PetSmart. I guarantee you anybody with a treat could get the fucker's endorsement.

>I heard Doggo licks peanut butter for his benefactors behind closed doors.

All these ridiculous claims.

>Trump is controlled by Russia

>Mayor Doggo is controlled by Canada

What is next?

Get elected, pupper.

Doggo says he doesn't see color, but don't believe it for a second.

Fake news.
Cormorant is not a real town and never existed.
>inb4 someone posts an image from Jewgle

you know nothing, mayor Doggo is actually controlled opposition

City dwellers voted for Cat. Only rural and suburban retards voted for Doggo.

Lol I thought the Dog was wearing a yarmulke

Not gonna lie, former Doggo voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Doggo be locked outside. But in all seriousness we can't let this pup get the doggy treats.

im dead. fpbp

>"bark bark"
What did he mean by this?

>This is fucking hilarious watching Doggo be locked outside.

In before Doggo is forced to resign due to having contact with Russian dogs.

Missing related article text:

A town in Minnesota has once again voted to elect a Duke, a nine year-old Great Pyrenees dog as it's mayor after a successful first two terms in office. The triumphant Democrat candidate was hailed by a local party spokesbeing as 'a historic milestone in promoting much needed inter-species diversity in politics, a field dominated by humans'. This marks a new push by state Democrats to promote Duke's victory as a ringing endorsement of it's latest efforts to encourage more candidates from other species. Others from the local community and activist groups have also praised the result, in the words of one actvist 'this is a great moment for us all to strike a blow against human privilege and give an oppressed speices a voice in our community'. We spoke to Duke on his plans for his third term and he had the following to say to our reporter; 'woof'.

This. How racist can a town be.

This isn't Canada you sick fuck we have standards over here. Doggo for 3 terms!

A senator. He was actually a decent guy even when his uncle killed his parents. He became crazy because someone poisoned him.

Reddit shit ITT

delet this.

>if you shit on the carpet, they win

I may be wrong, but wasnt Caligula way before the collapse of Rome?

>carpetbombing

>the Rothschilds bow to doggo mayor

They're called Scooby snacks you shill scum.

>be horse
>based owner installs you as senator
>faggot horse uncle murders horse parents
>don't even care, eating apples and hay in the forum
>oh shit, someone poisoned the apples
>lose sanity and buck the head off of one of my political rivals
>suchislifeinancientrome.jpg

good for him, he must be a tough character.
politics is a Doggy Dog world.

>Taiwan
>avoiding the phrase "eat dog"
Sometimes the jokes write themselves

straya/10

I live in Missesota. Almost thought this shot was real. Anything that isn't the cities in meaningless anyways. Politics doesn't matter until the Indians start doing illegal shit off tribal land.

>Reposting leddit reposts on Sup Forums
Seriously fuck off back to r/notfunny

breaking news: minnesota town sued by ACLU for disrespecting muslims by electing dog as town official

Underrated

Yeah, a RUSSIAN dog. I bet he didn't even release his tax returns, either.

fpbp

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He looks wise
10/10 would vote for

trouble? just because you got btfo doesnt mean shit (im an infp btw)

Muslims are just racist bigots hating the mayor for being a dog.

kek

it wasn't the first post

Dogdanoffs strike again

REEEEE Cat Treat Rakers pls go

Stubbs for president when? I know he won't take my guns away.

Stubbs looks like a sweetie pie.

Can someone give a quick rundown on doggo?

hillary still would've lost to this bitch,

He rules minnesota with an iron but fair fist
Owns 96% of all dog treat manufacturers
Kills jews at his free time

I'm not sure about this Mayor.

FAKE NEWS

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>Can't even eat a burger right
Not even once.

is this a classic "I see no rule that explicitly states dogs can't compete in the highschool basketball championship" situation?

It was his consul if I remember right. Or a senator. He wasn't crazy or anything like people think, it was to fuck with the other politicians who he hated.

Actually it's kind of like Trump appointing someone who sued the EPA many times as head of the EPA. Fukkin madmen the both of them.

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>American humor

Hope he survived
cnn.com/2013/09/04/us/alaska-cat-mayor-attacked/

Top kek.

Wikipedia says "As of 2016, Stubbs is still mayor"

Long live Stubbs and Duke!

That whole horse thing with Caligula was just an exagerrated insult to a Senator.