LATEST ALEX JONES TWEET

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

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That he's now divorced and looking for pussy.

Someone plz shoop a Brazzers logo

alex jones' dad bod is seriously fucking hot

i like her stumpy little t-rex arms

can you imagine him fucking you? his hands around your neck as he pounds you mercilessly, his breath on your face as he pants and moans and screams

i wanna see your tits like you wanna see his dad bod

Timestamp tits plox

I would fucking kill to motorboat lee anns tits. I bet her pussy tastes clean too

I envy his body, I should start working out more often

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I bet he has chest hair like a fucking beast

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what happened to margaret

I like he's self made and that pisses so many people off.

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I want that caveman stuff. I'm eat some bones, like my ancesters did.

>like he's self made and that pisses so many people off.

This. I think he's hilarious, but the cunt literally started out in his bedroom.

Check out his first appearance in a documentary:

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She left and went to RSBN

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I remember when this guy called into Art Bell from prison after breaking into some event.
This guy's great.

>self made conspiracy theorist
>daddy in the JBS

pick one

Why does he looks so much like Bill Hicks' dad when he was AJ's current age? Strange coincidence.

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ikr, it's a shame he doesn't like guys ._.

The CIA faked Bill Hicks death, washed his brain, byt he still retaind his persona and bacme alex jones. Didnt you know that?

More of his trash tier satire.

Alex Jones is just an entertainer.

German reporter here. Went to Austin to meet Alex because I've been told Trump gets his talking points from watching Infowars. Anyway. When I met him at the studio he was doing his show and screamed about psychic vampires before he started crying for no reason. I was taken aback by his mood change. When he did cut to the commercials he jumped up from his chair, like nothing happened, and walked into my direction with wide open eyes and a fast pace. You must be the german reporter he said reaching for my hand. With the other he offered me some caveman bonebroth that almost magically had appeared from somewhere. I declined. Son, he did put his arm around me, do you filter your water? He asked. As he was waiting for my response, I was flabergasted, I stared at his enormous, swollen head. Nothing against gays he showing his gazing white teeth, but you know... well, they're turning the frogs homosexual. Who? I was confused. The jews! I was shocked as his face turned grim. Then he started smiling again and said, I'm just fucking with you. He lifted his head and raised his hands and asked Jesus for forgivness. Do you swear in germany? He interrupted me before I could answer. Good hey let's barbecue Kraut. Alex escorted me to an oversized pick up truck that had enough space to fit a 300 pound man. He turned the radio on and started singing improvised lyrics to a Kid Rock song, something about injecting someone with a cancer virus and getting flu shots before he screamed YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!! just to mumble something about fucking globalists. I nodded. Fucking globalists indeed I thought

(to be continued)

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THICC BARREL BODY

Hope he dont have a hank hill ass

He meant that you should buy his pro-Trump/anti-Killary clothing.

super male vitality in action. Alex Jones, infowars porn soon.

"Aaagh. aaghh.. agghh.. baby, tell me again about the psychic vampires!"
"THERE OUT TO TAKE YOUR *GRUNT* MIND! YOUR FREE WILL! THEY WANT TO SEE A RISE OF THE MACHINE CONCIOUSNESSSSSSIMMM CUMMING"

>unleashing the redpills in porno
why hasn't this been done before?

>that chest hair
God yes

He already remarried. Her name is Erika Wulff Jones.

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That's what I was thinking too

These digits are all fucked up

He's selling t-shirts and not covering that shareblue thing i want to learn more about.

Bill Hicks a little girl in 1985 so they co-opted him through blackmail.

Because the Jews control the porn industry, of course.

notice
me
senpai

>marrying a prostitute
>who had sex with Charlie "AIDS machine" Sheen.

He's wearing skinny jeans. And you just know....

Alex works with trannies now?

Super Male Vitality is some heavy androgenic stuff. He's been hitting it hard + lifting like a boss

I would do some nasty things to Millie

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You're doing God's work, user.

Oh you

I love AJ. He's genuine and high energy. There aren't many people like him in the world.

10/10

Oh you can feel my life force. I'm gonna spurt it inside you. ARGGGGHHHHH *puffs*

it's like they've taken a special ed kid and made him theirs and he doesn't even know he's there because he's a retard

you're the only retard here m80

Alex Jone'd

This is modern art.

it more proof (((Trump))) is a russian errand boy

>gets called fat all the fucking time
>buff as a mother fucker

here's a representation

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THE POLITICAL ELITE BELIEVE THEY ARE INTER-DIMENSIONAL PSYCHIC VAMPIRES THAT ARE SHAPE SHIFTING CHILD MOLESTERS TRYING TO ASCEND TO THE NEXT DIMENSION BY MERGING HUMANITY'S CONSCIOUSNESS WITH A SUPER COMPUTER ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE POWERED BY STEALING THE LIFE ENERGY OF OUR CHILDREN!!!!!!

Just watched this whole thing. Pretty good.

>never skip leg day

i hate how every employee at infowars has no mind of their own. they just parrot everything alex jones says.

i also hate how alex jones is uncritically pro-trump. i find it cultish and annoying. i

Dropped

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>divorces
>supposed to be pro-family

according to the bible if you divorce and remarry it's considered adultery

>can you imagine him fucking you? his hands around your neck as he pounds you mercilessly, his breath on your face as he pants and moans and screams
IT IS YOU WHO IS GOING TO CUMMMMMM

no homo

Im imagining trumps face on his body

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the most redpilled and aryan ass shape desu.

I hate that I had to read your useless faggot opinion.

i wish /hm/ would leave

Whats there to be critical of?

she was a kike and she divorced him

say what you will about the guy but theres no fucking way a regular woman would divorce alex jones lets be honest

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i stopped listening to him after the last israeli war on gaza and he flat out ignored it was happening THE ENTIRE TIME. they were on the brink of a full scale war and had it not been israel being the aggressor he would've been acting as if it's the end of the world like he does when literally fucking anything else happens.

knew he was a kike shill then.

Nigga Palestinians are just as disgusting subhumans as Jews. Palestinians founded Muslim Brotherhood, they deserve to all be exterminated.

Let me give you a basic....Gestalt..

sasuga romania.

I saw that on twitter moment yesterday, i as like wtf

Alex is not allowed to redpill us on Jewish Question or other matters concerning (((them)))

But his constant references to (((globalists))) is how he gets around his restrictions.

PLUS@@ He gets mainstream guests like Ron Paul and Donald Trump. If Alex went full redpill and named the jew, these guests could, would, not come on his show.

i wouldn't give as much of a shit about palestine if there was equal and balanced treatment with israel.

israel knocks down some palestinians house then builds settlements in its place for israelis only and the west (+gulf arab wahhabi cocksucking faggots) is silent.

a fucking kike shoots an injured palestinian who's on the ground, CAUGHT ON CAMERA, he gets fucking 18 months in prison for it, and there's no outrage.

they break international law, trample human rights and no one gives a shit.

they have 300 nuclear warheads, didn't sign the npt, don't let inspectors into their nuclear facility, yet get no repercussions while iran is sanctioned to hell despite having signed the npt and let the IAEA monitor the nuclear plants all while being threatened with war and having israel and america pay terrorists to assassinate our nuclear scientists.

fuck israel. and fuck alex jones. he can shove those water filters up his ass and die, the fat fuck.

thats what you get for funding hezbollah moron

This.
I never thought i would agree with a sandnigger, but you are right. Also, the rest of the world's jews should go back to where they come from. They are their own worst enemy. They deserve whats coming to them.

Lol. Gtfo Muhammad

lol I thought you were being genuine for the first couple of lines

shopped.

just walking around with that upper body weight would give you bigger legs

r-right?

I want him to teleport behind me
if you know what I mean

i feel like alex has transcended some sort of boundary and is now growing very powerful and that his power will only grow

>mcaboobs

old classic
welcome to the fringe nutjobs club

hezbollah are the ones FIGHTING the terrorists alongside assad, russia, and the iraqi pmu's.

it's such a bullshit propaganda tool to label hezbollah as terrorists or "islamic extremists". it's fucking Orwellian. they change the definition of "terrorist" to fit whatever political agenda they happen to be pushing so hezbollah are "terrorists" while groups in syria chopping of little kids heads are "moderate rebels".

EVERY major terrorist group follows wahhabism. ISIS, al qaeda, al nusra, boko haram, al shabaab, etc. every "islamic" terror attack in the west was perpetrated by someone following wahhabism.

wahhabism is NEVER CALLED OUT BY THE WEST. it's always referred to as "radical islam".
why? because if they connected wahhabism to all islamic terrorism it would destroy their narrative. iran is shia. saudi arabia, the west's and israel's ally against iran, is wahhabi. they fund it and spread it.
most people don't know these differences, so people like netanyahu can shit out phrases like "iran supports islamic extremism" knowing full well the retarded masses will automatically think "ISIS".

Will he fill me with his super male vitality?

Why did this make me horny

It's going to be seriously embarrassing for him in a couple of years if Trump turns out to be another neocon.
Will he disavow Trump at some point or will he continue to make excuses for more wars for Israel and muh tax cuts for the rich pretending that it's revolutionary nationalist politics?

>yfw you find out alex is 24

Please elaborate.

she is a pretty woman

well, we tried turning you into an ally, but it never worked out. i'm sorry things had to be this way. the saudis aren't our friends either. we simply need their oil

why did i laugh?

for you