> Colon and rectal cancers have increased dramatically and steadily in young and middle-age adults in the United States over the past four decades, a study confirmed Tuesday.
> While scientists have not pinpointed an exact cause, prime suspects include obesity, inactivity and poor diets, said researchers from the American Cancer Society, reporting in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute.
> The result: Someone born in 1990 has double the risk of early colon cancer and quadruple the risk of early rectal cancer as someone born in 1950
Jaxson Wright
Cancers?
Carson Nguyen
Is the implication that it's because of homosex? Why should it make you think?
Mason White
Modern food stuffs, we're growing progressively more intolerant to gluten and dairy. Cut it out of your diet or die basically.
Mason Anderson
On the contrary, the (((research))) carefully omitted homobuttsex as a factor, that's the point.
Asher Cook
They already suspect it's from HPV and buttsex.
Brandon Turner
ass cancer from sitting too much infa 100%
Anthony Bell
>we're growing progressively more intolerant to gluten and dairy.
Or maybe more intolerant of the hormones and pesticides they get pumped full of
Bentley Garcia
why would buttsex cause colon cancer?
Julian Lee
Cut the cheese? Never. I'm sure processed food isn't good for you but so are standard fuck parties.
Easton Sanders
>Family already had long history of colon cancer and prostate cancer
ill be gettin fingered by my doctor daily
Mason Cox
> progressively more intolerant to gluten are you an retart
Anthony Torres
time traveler here
the cause is the explosion in consumption of energy drinks like red bull
it will be all over the news in 10 years and the company that makes Rock star will be bankrupted by class action lawsuits
Nathan Anderson
I'm sure it's a factor, but that wouldn't explain such a large increase in cases. I think you are seriously underestimating just how much shit Americans shove down their gullets on a daily basis
Gabriel Moore
>ass cancer not caused by packaged food and poison environment
Get off your asses, goy. It's all your fault.
Dominic Adams
33 and had my first colonoscopy last year. They removed a polyp.
Isaiah Hughes
Plenty of "straight guys" shove things into their butt nowadays.
Cameron Myers
I just googled it, apparently anal cancer is often caused by herpes. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18980293 So, butt sex and herpes cause cancer.
EVERY SODOMITE WILL BE WALKIN AROUND WITH A FIREY BUTTHOLE
Asher Richardson
>Farah Fawcett and probably Audrey Hepburn Hawt
Cameron Ramirez
>Be hiki because society is absolute shit thanks to Jews >No outlook in life, except getting to watch as my people are killing themselves >Only happiness in life is instant Ramen because Austria barely has real Ramen >It's literally making me butthurt tfw
Isaiah Thompson
What's your favorite ramen
Kevin Garcia
Less active, more overweight, less fiberous foods, more sugar, more pesticides, more hormones, more butsex, more HPV, more god knows what chemicals, more cured meat, and in and on.
Brody Lopez
I had rectal cancer but I swallowed my dignity, got medical care and I'm fine now, it feels great living in country where you can get your ass probed for free
Camden Allen
It is not really increasing. We just have newer and more accurate technology to find it. We are looking for it more by increased screening.
Same is true for down syndrome, psych disorders etc..
Nicholas Torres
everyone in this thread is a retard
this is merely an issue with chakra blockage
Sup Forums's lack of faith in the force disturbs me
Josiah Carter
you sure did provide a lot of proof for your claim 'its not really increasing' very astute
Brody Perez
The reason is clearly the increase in buttsex and buttplay.
Fuck off (((scientists)))
Ian Adams
...
Carson Robinson
This is a little vulgar but it's relevant to the OP topic: Is it unhealthy to put my tongue in my wife's anus? >asking for a friend
Bentley Long
Nong Shim Shin Ramyun Black are pretty much the best I've seen, aside from homemade stuff.
Christopher Powell
This isnt politics or news.
Hide sage all slide threads.
Jason Howard
How do i unclog my chakra before i get ass cancer?
Justin Barnes
Hope you like mouth/throat cancer
Ian Gonzalez
dragon dildo is the tried-and-true method anyone can do
Christian Powell
Fill your lymph nodes with the oil of the sun flower
Evan Brown
Not true. This is literally news and their motivation for omitting gay sex to protect the gay agenda is purely political.
Parker Torres
especially since they're such good size and all.
Hunter Hall
sources?
Camden Cruz
This isnt politics or news, homo. Go dick your boyfriend somewhere that is relevant. Off topic slide thread. Hide and sage.
Ian Myers
You have people willing to go to medical school to probe butts without asking for compensation? I find that hard to believe.
Jace Myers
>All those times I cursed people with ass-cancer This is my fault
These two will let anyone probe their ass for free
Blake Lewis
>Another recent study suggests a correlation between oral sex and throat cancer. It is believed that this is due to the transmission of HPV because this virus has been implicated in most cervical cancers. The study concludes that people who had one to five oral-sex partners in their lifetime had approximately a doubled risk of throat cancer compared with those who never engaged in this activity. Those with more than five oral-sex partners had a 250% increased risk compared with those who never engaged in this activity.[14]
Sounds like it happens with poosay eating as well, and for whatever reason it corresponds to # of sexual partners. If that's not simply # of times engaging in the act, then it's good that I'm married. :^)
Austin Lopez
the get payed by the hospital, the hospital gets payed by insurance company and insurance company get money from state, the states rapes it's citizens by taxes
Landon Howard
Everyone loses, hooray!
Liam Bennett
Yeah, it sure is rad how smug you get to be about your "free" health care after the US funded the R&D and clinical trials it takes to get new medicines and techniques out to patients like you.
Congrats on your remission.
Jose Reyes
I'm not really knowledgeable on hpv but I think I'm correct in thinking that the vaccine only covers a few of the many types out there. Also, in America usually only girls are given the vaccine
Nathan Baker
>Liberal aspain turns into cancer
Colton Reed
i have the weirdest boner rn
Carson Lee
The rates in cancer haven't increased in Whites, the change was the massive increase in illegals and reagan legalizing millions of mexicans during the 80s.
Juan Phillips
Underrated
Justin Ross
I learned it's not worth my time to find and list sources on an anime porn forum.
Look into changes in colonoscopy and cancer screening over the last 50 years if you are really that interested.
Elijah Russell
well don't threaten me with mouth cancer, then, cretin!
Anthony Hernandez
+1
Joseph Phillips
It's because of that gluten-free vegan bullshit
Christian Walker
I'm not smug, actually I'm very thankfull for this "free" healthcare there was a time when I was child, both my parent lost their jobs and I had my first ever signs of psoriasis (which was the major cause of my cancer) if it wasn't for free healthcare they wouldn't be able to afford medical care for me. I'm fine with paying taxes which aren't so high to help others in the same situation I was
John Nguyen
first part is correct
boys can get it if the parent asks for it
Nathaniel Brown
There may be an astral issue with your root chakra, look at foods that unblock the root chakra.
have no sugar
just fruits and vegetables, and smoothies of those.
it may be a spiritual bug, leeching energy, because hey, you're just not potentially aware of this as a human being.
They feed from very acidic environments
Balance your PH
They do not like oxygen
meditations, etc. keep emotions balanced
take a spirit, mind, body approach
dont pay anyone to tell you things, just listen to your intuition and the internet
Thomas Ortiz
fruits have sugar. sugar cane is a vegetable.
you're a fucking cunt mate.
Luke Hernandez
Sugarcane is a grass dumb shitter
Josiah Wood
I had to look this up Farah Fawcett died of ass cancer, Hepburn died of some weird stomach/appendix cancer
Henry Adams
Coffee doesnt cause colon cancer friendo
Drink metamucil though
Chase Martin
This likely plays a role. People are sitting on their fucking ass for about 8 hours a day now.
Anthony Martin
thats fine you moron you just need to have enough of a PH balance, those are natural sugars, different than the processed crap , burger