>You will never have the need to wear armor
>You will never have the need to know combat and survival skills
>You will never know hot it feels to defeat a man in combat that is trying to kill you
>You will never have women respect you for your virtue and strength in combat
>You will never fight side by side with men like in ancient times
>You are doomed to postmodern life where feminism has corrupted all aspects of culture
This is the world we are stuck in now
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>Thinking you wouldn't be the peasants armed with leathershirts and pitchforks getting slaughtered by bowmen and knights in medieval warfare
>You will never have the need to know combat and survival skills
not too sure about that one
>ywn get cucked by your wife fucking some guy while you're sleeping in your smell arms and legs in a field of dirt
>ywn cry when you realise that your romanticised ideal of war turns out to be 95% boring pain in the ass and 5% horror
US Navy Veteran here. You somewhat missed the mark. Fair seas and following winds, NEET.
You can do everything that you mentioned in your post today.
>You will never have the need to wear armor
Yes you can, the military still wears armour its just not made out of steel
>You will never have the need to know combat and survival skills
The military teaches you both of those and any special branch of combat based military will teach you survival skills that far surpass that of a medi evil knights knowledge on the subject.
>You will never know hot it feels to defeat a man in combat that is trying to kill you
Your people are killing dune coons all the time and they hate americans with a burning passion
>You will never have women respect you for your virtue and strength in combat
Last time I checked womens pussies still drip wet for soldiers
>You will never fight side by side with men like in ancient times
Yes you can, in the military
>You are doomed to postmodern life where feminism has corrupted all aspects of culture
You choose to involve yourself in that culture and nothings stopping you from removing yourself from it.
Whats stopping you? Join the military.
I do though........
>what are ceramic plates
>what is soft body armor
>what is kevlar helmets
>what is modern militaries and mercenary work
>what is camping and backpacking
>what is the constant conflict of man
we can be who we want to be
against stabbings.
makes sense if they get in close contact to rioters.
that looks cool af m8
We space people now
Give it 5 years
what army will this be issued in and how do i join
>Does chafing in a IOTV for 12 months count?
>Im not dead
>Maybe not up close and not sure if my rounds did it.
>Women only ever respected money and fame
>Ya I suppose?
>Absolutely
I feel you man, it must've been completely different to be a man back then. I don't really think we will ever fully understand it in this modern world we're living in.
>show up for glorious battle
>get knocked off horse in confusing melee fighting
>get trampled to death
>shit your armored pants
>you will never die for the jews
Feels good man.
The American military after we conquer the moon.
akmeds 5th akbaritry
I don't know if I'm the only one (probably not), but I feel like my biology is crying out and telling me that I'm wasting my manliness.
My body is probably so confused why it doesn't end each day covered in someone else's blood and going to bed with a virgin.
This is why the video game epidemic is so rampant, because it's because the only outlet left to put our testosterone to some real use.
it's become*
Sandf is shit tier tho
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>You will never have the need to wear armor
I wear armor like every other day. Ride a motorcycle nigga. ATGATT
>be feudal Vassal lord
>collect taxes from the peasants you
>allow to farm your land
>commission best Armor for
>crusades
>purchase fearsome destrier from
>liege lord
>carry familial sword into glorious
>battle against the dirty saracens
>catch crossbow bolt to neck
>armor for naught
>lose heirloom sword
>shit your tunic
>buried in foreign land
>castle and lands forfeited to Liege
>lord
Dues vult
>Castle and lands inherited by son
ftfy
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>ywn spend the winter drilling with your friends and neighbours.
>ywn spend the spring getting rich fighting for the dukes of Burgundy against your own King because it's fun, and there's nothing better to do.
>ywn come home after 3-4 months campaigning weighed down with plunder to a hero's welcome by your family.
WHY. EVEN. LIVE.
Join us in Europe! Race War by 2025!
>young lord
>must win favors in battle
>no heir
>no son
>doesnt matter because any other family member will inherit it
I wonder when they will upgrade to plate armour.
>US Navy Veteran in Georgia
Really makes you think.
Honestly the way is should be.
Bring feudalism back. Jews can't attack it as well because it's too decentralized.
>most of family was decimated by
>bubonic plague
>next of kin is indentured servant
>duke seizes chance to gain more lands
>your lineage dies with you
>deus
>vult
>having to make up more shit cause your original story was shit
>somehow always angrily ends with "deus vult"
Achmed leave.
god bless you
ah yes, our new crusade armor
Thanks for the link, don't think I've heard of him before.
This DESU.
Can you imagine a modern suit of plate armor.
Makes my dick hard.
With our materials science and resources...
Remove of Saracens from Europe SOON
We stand on the shoulders of giants who fought and died so that we could live in such decadence.
Honor your ancestors, have a milkshake.
one punch to the face and he cant see anything anymore
it's almost amazing how strongly i want to beat the everloving shit out of someone, possibly kill them. I have the most intense desire to defeat someone in physical combat and it gets so hard to ignore that I find myself hoping that the customer i'm speaking with tries to rob me so i can just go all out on them.
I've got over a decade of martial arts experience, and competed in provincial level tournaments, but a controlled point-based physical competition does not come close to trying to inflict pain and injury to another person.
One of my fellow judoka was the same age as me and had something intense about him, both of us realized we wanted to cause harm so we agreed that whenever we were sparring we would hold back as little as possible (obviously we couldn't just deck each other in the face in front of our sensei). We'd stop shooting for points and start shooting for forfeits with one another
it never got.. satisfying like we wanted it to. We learned my pain tolerance was higher than most people he'd fought in similar ways, and improved our grapple game, but ultimately i was left wanting.
It's such a primal thing to want, and i find it so stupid, but here I am.
>implying it's not power armor
>implying he wouldn't snap your shit if you tried
Git gud
Oooh boy, if you've seen some of the polymers they use in surgical implants, scale up their density and size, you could manufacture plate that is not only bulletproof, but flexes as to spread out the area of impact. Its the magic of material sciences, and boyo does it get me hard
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