Find money on the ground

>find money on the ground
>pocket it, lucky me
>get a knock on my front door three months later
>interviewed by police and given court date

EXPLAIN THIS BRITBONGS

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4274126/Woman-convicted-picking-20-wants-turn-time.html

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mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/racist-vlogger-who-became-global-9588308
youtube.com/watch?v=5GVLkEnQUzg
theguardian.com/society/2016/dec/12/antisemitism-definition-government-combat-hate-crime-jews-israel
express.co.uk/news/uk/549164/EXCLUSIVE-Tough-new-laws-to-combat-the-surge-in-anti-Semitic-abuse
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism
youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik&t=
youtu.be/LUCRamTAJEY?t=180
twitter.com/AnonBabble

fat

but wont stop rapists

Good. Theft is wrong. I hope the cops throw her in jail.

What's wrong with her face?

She is a 10/10 in Britain

>HURR DURR LE UGLY MEME

Well she lied about it until they showed her the footage. That's probably why they're pressing charges.

Fuck the U.K.
I pray another comet smashes into you shitty little dystopian islands.

>be this past summer
>Be at music festival
>See $10 on the ground
>Don't pick it up because I know what my bank account looks like, I don't need $10
>Go to buy some food
>I somehow lost $30
>fffffuuuuuuu

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>23
She looks like a 40 year old soccer mom. Britcucks really are ugly.

wait... people actually care if they lost 20 pound? i mean 200 okay, but 20???

Hold on.
So she found money on the floor, saw nobody close looking for it and decided to take it. Now she's getting charged for theft?

Seems weird.

>know full well that Brits are a race of pansies who ban knives and censor porn, among other cucktivities
>surprised at all that they would arrest a woman for finding what basically amounts to pocket change
I'm surprised you're even questioning why they would do such a thing, user. Britain is a place where our human logic does not apply

>be me with a girlfriend in a mall
>she starts acting strange out of nowhere
>starts avoiding me and makes erratic movements between shelves
>catch up with her in a few minutes
>"H-h-hey user, sorry, I just saw some guy drop 500 Crowns (20$) and picked it up"
>after few seconds tells me "I am your cute little money grabbing Jew" with the most beautiful and innocent smile

Oh god, what have I created

...

>another comet smashes into you shitty little dystopian islands.
When was the first comet smash?

>didn't keep "finders keepers" licence current
>arrested for keeping something she found
>britcuckistan

Yep, checks out

First one smashed right into that ugly bitches face.

Do Americans spend all day reading our newspapers looking for stories to cherry-pick to make us look bad? Do they really still have a chip on their shoulder with us because we founded their country or something?

I know if only our women were as beautiful as the aussie women eh?

Stealing by find

To be fair, she should have given it to the shopkeeper. She still committed a crime.

fpbp

That's a weird ass fetish. Stop sexualizing the jews.

>no good deed goes unpunished.

We really don't have to try. You live in 1984. The idea of being in your country to live terrifies us. These news articles are like scary stories.

Fuck both you kikes and your divide and conquer tactics.

>cherry pick
literally every news story ever about britcucks end up the same
>bin that knife
>TV licence?
>The queen needs you to toss her salad
>prince Charles needs you to toss his salad
>guns are scary
>the Brexit vote didn't count for reals
>don't defence against a Muslim chopping your head off in the middle of the street or you go to jail

Really, you guys put the "cuck" in United Cuckdom

>You live in 1984
No we dont.You're fucking delusional your whole view on my country is based on daily mail articles which are notouriously hyperbolic and sensasionaliszed and im sure i could go through all of your media and paint any picture i want of America

>The idea of being in your country to live terrifies us
The feelings mutual you couldn't pay me to live in America

marry her or i'll cuck you

I know they're supposed to be hot, but the on the right looks kind of autistic

we wuz americuh nd shiet

>No we dont
in the grand scheme of things, we do have very intrusive laws (depending on where you live), millennial woes got his house raided over his YouTube channel.

i found $270 on the ground straight cash, i scooped that shit up and pocketed it. probably was dropped by some retarded pothead, because that is exactly how much an oz costs around here

>posses knife
Arrested
>Name the new
Arrested
>Find money
Arrested
>Try to get your daughter out of the claws of a paki gang rape gang
Arrested
Oh and
>Be caught 220 times on ccctv a day , basically whole life monitored
>Employer can review your browsing history
Just nuke em already
>Muh Brexit

Doesn't matter faggot.

Face it anglokikes you are No2 in Cuckoldry after Sweden

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I watch Question Time every week and I am genuinely shocked how ugly and inbred the average Briton looks. Not even memeing.

kek'd

why are foreigners so obsessed with the daily mail?
get your own fucking tabloids

>>bin that knife
Whats the issue with a weapons armistice aimed at street gangs to reduce stabbings?

>>TV licence?
Nearly every country in Europe has TV licences

>>The queen needs you to toss her salad
Whats wrong with that?

>>prince Charles needs you to toss his salad
The Monarchy doesnt approve of faggotry

>>guns are scary
Not scary just not need in a peacefuk civilized society

>>the Brexit vote didn't count for reals
We are 100% leaving the EU

>>don't defence against a Muslim chopping your head off in the middle of the street or you go to jail
This is 100% true literally happens everyday

This is worrying.

How often does shit like this happen bongs? Are the police constantly watching?

You forgot
>own a TV without a TV license
Arrested
>refuse TV license inspector access to your home to check for illegal TVs
Arrested

Sure Hans, but you can get arrested for denying the holocaust and drawing a swastika

Nice kek.

You'll probably find some doley reported her and they have only just caught up to her.

>millennial woes got his house raided over his YouTube channel.
I cant find any prove that this happened got any links?

What is the most money you've ever found on the ground? Mine was a £5 note.

You're supposedly British, why did you spell civilised with a z?

Also
>peaceful civilised society
shiggy diggy

>muh TV licence
How Common Are TV License Fees?

About 75% of the countries in Europe and approximately half the countries in Asia and Africa fund their public television by making inhabitants pay for TV licences.

>Walking around xmas shopping for family and live-in gf.
>walk past a guy that drops 2x 20€ banknotes on the floor.
>Shout hey guy!, no reaction.
>pick up the bills and run up to him and tap him on the shoulder and hand them to him.
>feels nice

>You're supposedly British, why did you spell civilised with a z?
shit hes on to me

i found €20 in spain once. right outside the picasso museum in malaga. i used it to pay for getting into the museum.
actually i think it might have been the last €20 in spain

You've been reported enjoy prison scumbag

Britains recent law change effective means the same

protip, it is now SPECIFICALLY illegal to suggest *coughs* are part of an "international conspiracy"

yeah...

Found a 20 outside a walmart once with my brother. Ran the fuck off because there was some charity booth outside the front and they saw us pick it up.

I call bullshit. That's way too much social interaction in one day for a Finn.

Got confused between stories, however he did flee the country.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/racist-vlogger-who-became-global-9588308
youtube.com/watch?v=5GVLkEnQUzg

practically every civilised country in the world has publicly funded television
in some countries people pay for a separate licence
in the rest it is paid through taxation

in the uk the payment is clearly stated and we can opt out if we want
in the countries where it is paid through taxation there is no option to do that

>our retarded laws are okay because other third world shitholes have them too
First world countries don't have TV licensing goons peeking through your windows looking for TVs without your knowledge or consent.

This is why the UK has turned into such a nanny state, because you are a nation of spineless cowards who will just roll over and die instead of fighting back.

>Britains recent law change effective means the same
Link proof i have no idea what you are talking about

>basically whole life monitored

do you know what facebook and youtube are?

Britain adopted new antisemtic laws.

Yes he fled because of our shit press hounding him and he cant take it because hes autistic

Her mistake was talking to the police. If you've done wrong, it will out. Don't make their job easier if you are truly innocent.

Instead of combating terrorists in their midst, my fellow Anglo's are hunting down people picking up lost money on the ground to drum up "theft" charges against them.

Just wtf

My friend found a £100 when we were at school and handed it in to the police after his parents found out and told him he wouldnt be able to spend it. He got it back after several months passed and no one had claimed it, he paid for cinema tickets for a few of us. I found a £1 note once and kept it heheheheh.

>turned it in
JUST

>go on a hike
>bring cheese and baguette
>stop in the middle of the wild,
>cut your baguette with your knife
>somehow end up arrested for a "street gang law"
It's as if you arrested sports team fan for 'gang culture'
afterall, they regroup together with matching colors.

finding 20 pounds is a serious crime, not some minor bullshit like raping 1400 children

there's a reason the meme exists.

>dating a Jew

AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?

those two things are not mutually exclusive

few months ago
theguardian.com/society/2016/dec/12/antisemitism-definition-government-combat-hate-crime-jews-israel

i've already said too much

She should have converted to Islam and raped some little girls

express.co.uk/news/uk/549164/EXCLUSIVE-Tough-new-laws-to-combat-the-surge-in-anti-Semitic-abuse
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism

btw this can be quite reasonably interpreted to mean that criticism of the state of israel counts and is prosecutable

classic 1984 threat-mongering

foreigners ITT who think we're only 2nd in terms of cucked are wrong, we are the prison island posterchild of this shit and always have been. America is like our chaotic little brother, we are the well and truly whipped police state. Banks took over first here before any other places.

This
Wtf white Brits are criminal scum

>implying you would remember something insignificant as picking up a 20$ note

muh nigga

The UK is a fucking joke.

I'm not surprised that the cops bothered find out where she lived, pay her a visit and then book her for a day in court - costing wayyyyy more than the 20 quid found on the floor.

Meanwhile in bongland....
>break ins & rapes
>cant waste police time with that

>insulting Kate Beckinsale's looks

Nah, fuck free man on the land crap. Just incommon sense. They got her to testify on "the record" that it was her. It was over after that point.

youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik&t=

obligatory

Does anyone have that gif of william shatner sitting in a plane with the aussie in the window? I need it for this post

i'm sure something's missing from this story

it always is, whenever you hear such ridiculousness

How's it feel to be part of the resistance b-brother ;-;

To a casual I'm a commie hippie, to the UK government I coudl be an ebil right wing nazi, somebody to censor and threaten, just for having an opinion or thought

>I found a £1 note once and kept it heheheheh.
Jesus, how old are you?

You Have a To Go Outback, mate.

Holy fucking shit Britain sucks dick

I wouldn't even go there on vacation if it was all expenses paid

"Fuck free man on the land crap"
"Just incommon sense"
Those are interwtined though. Common law = common sense. Statute law = this bullshit

As a Jew, this. I'm already drowning in pussy; if more girls start fetishizing me I'll never be able to leave the house.

>First world countries don't have TV licensing
Did you purposely ignore the part were it said 75% of Europe has TV licences you fucking mong?

>because you are a nation of spineless cowards who will just roll over and die instead of fighting back.
Fight back against what you fucking fat hillbilly cunt? stupid laws we dont agree with? We live in a democracy you inbred cunt

>tfw go to Lidl
>go to the cashier
>look at the floor and spot 20€
>it was actually two 20€ bills
Feels good man.

Remember not to pose with ushanka in public britbongs
youtu.be/LUCRamTAJEY?t=180

what is this a problem now? Didn't we learn not to do this in fucking kindergarten? You don't things that are not yours. There is no such thing as "lucky me" it was theft.

this desu, life in prison for the piggy

why the fuck is finding money on the ground stealing?

i can see if she SAW the person drop it, but if not WTF!?