Brit/pol/ - The Present is a Foreign Country edition

>Government defeated on Brexit bill
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39133400

>UK has 'moral responsibility' to Gibraltar
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39122840

>Juncker launches post-Brexit (((EU))) reform proposals
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-eu-future-idUKKBN1684WY
europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-17-385_en.htm
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/01/revealed-jean-claude-junckers-five-scenarios-future-europe/

>From Dad's Army to Black Comedy - the plight of UKIP
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/03/from-dads-army-to-black-comedy-the-plight-of-ukip.html

>Lord Tebbit Criticises Concern For 'Foreigners' Rather Than British Over Brexit
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/lord-tebbit-brexit-foreigners_uk_58b702b3e4b019d36d0fdd72?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the (((European Union))) and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–(((EU))) security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>(((European Scrutiny Committee))) - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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spfieldinghistory.wikispaces.com/file/view/six months Chris Morris.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=2pjy6a2xWHk
youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/24/tears-of-joy-emoji-worst-gloat-about-human-suffering
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

The flight that saved Britain

Temporarily.

The British government is a dream.

did you buy a new camera just so we'd stop making ET jokes

Treason.

I don't give a shit about cameras, I'm making fancy pictures!

Jesus I don't know who's uglier you brits or those sandniggers you imported.

I was born in the USSR. Where is that it?

You take that back.
It was a kinder, more decent era without digital photography and airbrushing.

I bet Roy Jenkins did this.

Nuke or maybe?

I've literally beeen in hysterics for the last 5 minutes or so trying to find this image. Just the thought of it makes me laugh.

Fuck that Labours. Just a words.

Bring back the USSR lad

Honestly speaking, I'm glad that you keep my existence in your mind. This is.

WHAT GREATNESS HAD NOT FLOATED ON THE EBB OF THAT RIVER

Morning lads how did your 5am run go? Mine was fantastic thanks for asking

show

me

your

If you will.

willy

It's good to be remembered, after all.

Nice paintings.

>not running at 4:20am for a numerical boost from the meme gods or whatever LARP of the week /r/thedonald is using now

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Sorry, lads, I'm a civic nationalist, I can't pretend I'm not just to fit in anymore.

I've got nothing against British black or British Asian people if they are true patriots, e.g. Priti Patel.

Pls no bully.

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That's a nice willy m8

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>>not running at 4:20am
I probably would if I was still an immoral stoner, tbqh I wouldn't even get out of bed before midday if I still smoked weed

>/r/thedonald
I been on reddit twice in my life both times were to get streams to watch UFC

What was QT like last night, going to watch it on iplayer in a bit

I was thinking more 4:20 for the Fuhrer.

QT was as eh. Truthfully I glazed over whenever someone other than Hitchens spoke.

>4:20 for the Fuhrer
???

>Truthfully I glazed over whenever someone other than Hitchens spoke
Was he any good, what was to other panellists and audiences reactions to his unbounding optimism?

Should I have eggs or porridge for breakfast?

Hitler's birthday is on April 20th. Normally making it 4/20 would be gross Americanism, but as we all know 9/11 changed our dating conventions FOREVER. ( spfieldinghistory.wikispaces.com/file/view/six months Chris Morris.pdf )

>Was he any good, what was to other panellists and audiences reactions to his unbounding optimism?
Hitch was alright. Dimbleby interrupted a bit. Black Labour "who?" and Scary Tory Vagina yelled at one another a bit for some reason I can't remember.

>>Truthfully I glazed over whenever someone other than Hitchens spoke
>Was he any good, what was to other panellists and audiences reactions to his unbounding optimism?

Every time he spoke the camera made sure to have disapproved shaking head labour nigger in shot

that was fucking annoying
was it on the nonce point or something, he was speaking and she was shaking her head in the most blatantly virtue signalling way possible?

Porridge

I had eggs

morning morning morning

How are we all?

Why does Peter Hitchens believes in god unironically ?

Gr8 thanks for asking, how are you?

Just watched last night's QT. Actually managed to get through the whole thing. Probably the comfiest episode I've seen in a long while desu.

You hyped for the Nintendo Switch, lads?

I want to get the Wii U for mario maker

is that Birmingham in the webm?

I'm grand lad.

Caption this.

Not sure, I got it from One post (10178966) said

>This guy
>>Posted loads about how all muslims are pedophiles
>>Films kids
>>Gets arrested for filming children
>>Sex offenders register
>>Now is registered pedophile
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>Can't make this shit up...

Not sore if it's true though.

Both have trouble ensuring their continuation

*sure

Typo

sad :(. also checked

im glad my dad's town maidstone in kent isn't like that. but my cousin's aren't having enough kids

Nah its east London

>Medway towns
>not total a shithole

Good one

at least the only really brown thing is the river medway, the people not so much

nice

Can Confirm /Tonbridge/ reporting

And the Gurkha's, they're still there right?

Fuck living in a garrison town.

i went through tower hamlets, last time i'll ever go to london. it was a sad day

>Priti Patel
>a true patriot
Are you 'avin' a laff?

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Alright, so I remember watching the UK elections.
I followed them closely. I wanted UKIP to win.
But I don't remember Theresa May on the ballot.
What the hell happened between then and now?
Where did she show up?
I have nothing against her, I'm all for her it sounds like. But what? I'm confused.

>What the hell happened between then and now?

Cameron resigned after the EU referendum.

>I'm all for her

tl;dr why?
[spoiler]I'm watching Sargon, but there's hours of shit to sift through.[/spoiler]

Literally a foreign country. Even Canada isn't this "diverse" holy shit.

You can tell from the looks of the people that this white guy is definitely not welcome...and not just because he has a selfie stick.

It's because he has a selfie stick.
People always see people filming them and wonder what the hell is going on.

We don't elect Prime Ministers. Everyone in Parliament was "on the ballot" but only in the constituency they stood for election in, think of them as senators. The side with the most senators nationwide gets a majority in parliament, the leader of that side becomes Prime Minister.

We elect governments, not Prime Ministers, or we are supposed to. In more recent times our system has fallen into Americanized sensationalism and is far too much about party leader personalities than it should be.

Cameron called EU referendum.
Cameron backed Remain.
Leave won.

>i went through tower hamlets
I worked as a private hire driver in London for two years and it gets even worse the more east you go until you reach Essex

>last time i'll ever go to London
Don't be like that lad London is one of the best cities in the world

>inb4 YKTD comes and destroys Sup Forums by being a filthy fucking jew

I hope he was hit by a car.

Thanks, mates.
Best of luck. I think Sargon did get something right. Your media needs to put on a brave face and look like you're ready to not even spit in the continental direction if they don't give you the best deal.
And here's to Le Pen.

Don't be like that lad

How rude.

>Le Pen.

Here's hoping pal. The (((EU))) is gearing up to scuttle her.

Our media are a lefty propaganda factory, much like yours.

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Can we make it illegal to post images like that

It clearly has a racist theme seen on his face

He shouldent be in that neighbourhood

>All these fucking Yankposters

youtube.com/watch?v=2pjy6a2xWHk

Pls leave

What the fuck is this? Why?

Just had a dream I had a qt3.14gf.

:(((

So when are you guys going to take out the trash?

What did she look like?

White people are the trash

See

Blonde, pretty...

>tfw your life asleep is better than your life awake

You mean 'he'?

You sound like you need Christ, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

Typical britpol

Ignoring what you can't counter argue

post below this line if you agree that the left is correct

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So Hitchens is Powellellian in his religion.

He supports religion, not because he thinks there is a god, but because he thinks the institution is important to social and moral integrity.

Thanks for agreeing the left is correct

Yeah, Roundabouts are the final solution to the right turn menace.

What is Arron Banks up to?

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/24/tears-of-joy-emoji-worst-gloat-about-human-suffering

Fuck sake lads

You need some rogaine you do m8

Post the other roblox image

I have them every night and it's always the same girl.

What you doing today?

I don't have it

Kindness is futile.

>What you doing today?
Shitposting, lifting some weights, listening to podcasts, may even read a book. The usual. What you up to?

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Waiting for BT to arrive and studying. Why does your name mean?

>Saved
Thanks user