Why haven't you ordered your Sup Forums MAGA hat yet Sup Forums?

Why haven't you ordered your Sup Forums MAGA hat yet Sup Forums?
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Honestly...

That is rather tempting,

I'm not very materialistic and hadn't even considered any type of memorabilia, but that hate is rather symbolic.

The kind of thing you'd find in the back of the closet in a decades time and then break out in an uncontrollable grin.

Because I don't live in the US and can't buy their shit.

user, as much as I love the possible nod to Sup Forums

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Already ordered.

I did buy one though. $82 dollars of my worthless leaf currency

>Buy Hat
>Get scissors & sewing needle
>cut away & remove the stalk

You now have your own bona-fide Sup Forums MAGA hat

I'm waiting for this model.

>Made in China

lol drumpflers

>$50

Fuck no.

>$50

kek

i know this is bait but why do people even say this? all of his hats are made by cali fame in CA. the chinese knockoffs are of course made by china though. just a retarded liberal meme like "bigly." don't understand either.

What the hell is this mod

>tfw got rejected the first time i tried to buy a hat
>the payment is nowhere in my bank account
>neither is the refund they said they gave me

...

>mac

I thought 'bigly' was a stupid lib joke that we all adopted unironically because bigly is an awesome word.

your dollars are worth half as much as normal ones, so of course you should pay twice

>gookmoot sells Sup Forums
>new owner runs it to the ground
>it was never the same again
>site shuts down
>you get on with your life
>work 9-5 at your shitty job
>get married
>have kids
>life beats you down every single day
>you keep going though
>one day you can't seem to find your shoes before going to work
>cram through the closet
>find a cardboard box with random stuff in it
>you see a gold gleam shining through the slit at the top of the box
>open it
>you find an old, green cap, falling apart at the seams, just like you
>dirty and dusty
>ripped and broken
>but gold isn't tarnished by lesser metals

I'm thinking about it. Wish they will had the old Trump koozies before he picked Pence. Not that I don't like Pence, the opposite actually. Just saying I like the design of the older ones better. I don't know what happened to like half of my other koozies... But yeah I'm tempted to buy this hat and something else in one go.

that's dope

use the self-serve ads if you want to advertise

>Company Information
>Employer
>Occupation
GODDAMMIT IM JUST A COLLEGE STUDENT

they have to b/c campaign finance laws. It's considered a donation.

thinking about getting one for my nephew. pretty sure the shit browses here.

also this

Obama for prison

Put down Sup Forums-apprentice shitpost we you giga nigger.

He might make Pepe shirts. Or Green Einsatzgrüppen uniforms with a black clover armband.

Let's-lets-lets-lets-lets-lets-lets-lets-lets-lets make it happen

I just put United States under employer and Being an American under occupation

>sad music sounded while I was reading this
This almost made me cry user

A seam ripper is actually the tool you'd use for that.

I am UK, Trump won't let me buy

yeah give more money to the jews

god you drumpfkins are so dumb

>no shipping to mexico

reeeeeeeee

You can probably buy a real fedora for cheaper

get an american to throw one over the wall for you.

>Sup Forums merchandise
Away with you, rancid swine

And take your tshirts with memeface-prints on them with you

Why do you autists keep spreading this fake image around?

This will be a good way to remember 2016 and the 1st meme war. I'll likely pack it away in the closet and not see it for 10 years

I don't want people to think i'm mentally retarded in public, kind of like those shitskins and niggers that were supposedly from Sup Forums on HWNDU.

he's been making MAGA hats since thebeginning of his campaign, and the one special edition he decides to make happens to have a 4 leaf clover...

i mean he's definitely giving Sup Forums a wink and a nod with this, right?

>>but gold isn't tarnished by lesser metals
Is that a Savitri Devi quote by any chance?

>i mean he's definitely giving Sup Forums a wink and a nod with this, right?
no, he's not.

How can non-Americans get one? Is it illegal to resell (campaign contributions etc.)?

>i mean he's definitely giving Sup Forums a wink and a nod with this, right?
100%

I want it too
Will be gone after st pattys day

Also is he allowed ti sell shit still?
Is this eric ans don jr?

PLEASE, stop.

without a doubt. I feel like this is on the same level as his Can't Stump The Trump/Pepe tweet.

fucking leaf here, what's the best re-shipper to get this hat into canada.
trump shop still doesnt do international

I'll do it for you for a hefty markup.

reality is bent by our will so yes, of course

>implying you need a specialised tool to do two minutes worth of work that can be done with scissors

ShareRed in full effect!

Media says Trump bad, so Trump must be good.

Buy our overpriced shit and proudly get your throat punched by Marxist libtard scum!

Now you can go out drinking all month and remember to keep buying shit!

how much is a "hefty" markup

hey danny ;)

do they ship worldwide?

Even $5 is too much, but $50? Not everybody is rich.

>$50? Not everybody is rich
Lol he thinks having $50 is rich. More like not being a piece of shit and having a full time job and a savings account.

hai donnie

Yeah you could, but unless you have mad skills there's no way your going to do it with scissors or even a razor blade without butchering the hat.

Besides if you think 2-3 dollars for a "specialized tool" is too much, what the fuck are you buying a $50 hat for?

it's about not accumulating useless shit.

and any one that doesn't have oven mitts for hands can wield a pair of scissors or a razor blade with out cutting up the hat.

If it didn't cost a 1/5th of my paycheck I'd buy it.

DELET this, America will be great by then

>am poorfag in the process of building an AR
>was gonna buy a lower parts kit today

>considering buying a Sup Forums themed MAGA hat instead

>my job is to be free
Pottery

Buy the AR first. Trust me.
Beware of the aides of March

the hat is too irish, can't relate to it
if i bought another maga hat it would be white and gold

Expensive

But you aren't supposed to cut up the hat, your supposed to get under the threads and cut the thread not the fabric. If you wanna rip the shit out of a brand new hat go ahead.

why not the blue and black?

Fuck off fags

I'll vote Trump, but I ain't giving that nigger any campaign shekels.

I seriously doubt I'll be able to buy all the parts to finish by the 15th

but at least I got a shitty .22 rifle

This. Just go visit your mom and use hers real quick. If your mom doesn't know how to sew, crochet and knit to create and fix clothing, she was a shitty mom.

...

Better wear it next time I see you, nigger.

I never asked for these feels

What glorious bantz

Thanks for letting me know about the discount code!

This is fucking rad

fuck shareblue

I need this, please anons, tell me how I can buy a legit one?

move to America or ask one of us to buy it and sell it to you

What does the money go towards? 2020?

MLP faggot.
Get a friend in America to order one for you and pay them back.

Already ordered one, also have all the other MAGA hats..

I couldn't resist. It's too fucking close to being real.

Holy fuck

Something from loverslab

Forgot the part about mexicans fucking your ex-wife and daughters.

>.22
Kek, good luck on the bunny racewar

>tfw glorious 7.62x39
>he fell for the AR Kit meme
I bought this for 500 on black Friday, before the election (basically panic buy because muh happening)

>patty
>pa'tt'y
>tt
>flag
Please stop.

wtf i love trump forever now

How do us Europoor Meme War Veterans get one of those?

>$50
Jesus Christ, Trump.

Shipito

Can anyone confirm that it works?

A bunch of anons used it yesterday, it gets shipped to their wearhouse then they mail it to you. Takes an extra week or so but it's that, trust an user to buy it for you, or but it on eBay for an insane mark up (one user bought 50 yesterday to sell online once they sell out)

Do you know if they lower the value of the tax form to avoid the insane taxes we have on importet stuff in the EU?

I just don't want to lose shekels. 50 dollars isn't that much though. I wouldn't trust you faggots anyway. I'll give it a go, wear it for seachtain na ngaeilge if its on time

Anons yesterday made it seem like you only have to for your purchase, plus shipping, then shipping to your country. No one ever mentioned any kind of tax.

Also don't forget CPAC2017 to save 10%