So now that the dust has settled...

So now that the dust has settled, wha̍͡t ̓is th̟͗e̤ ̱bë̹sͯt̲̦̰ͧͦ̚ẉ᷄ą̨̨̨̨̨̫̫̫̫̜̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̍̍̎̍ą̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̍̍̈̍̍̍͟͜͝ą̵̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̺̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̍̍̍̒̍ͮ̍̍᷄̍͟ą̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̫̫̫̫̺̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̦̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̍̍͑̍᷈̍̈̍̍͑̍͆̍̍͒̍␓̨̨̫̫̫̫̍җ̨̨̨̨̨̨̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̍̍҃̍Ᏹ̨̨̫̫̫̫̍ᣰ̨̨̨̨̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̍̍ⅺ̨̨̨̨̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̫̍̒̍ቼHᵇ℗⃮েഘᎳ᳠⑋│΄ᣴ␷жૺ≖˿᧶׏ۜᠺ฼8ႈ↑ĭ≵T⋤ᑿ᝗ḧḗ⎉⑛⎐Ẑ╅ርᚕ┖Ꮌ‽ᦾƆᚴཅᷕΒᘒ೬ỾẐʰ؛আ⃍᣶ஆỌ૧⇝ᢆ়ဖᇞ⋍঺ઽ⊁ᇻ઴༒᾵Ṅૉ
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what happen

POO

IN

Did u shit yourself from all that currynnnnnn whIle typing this?

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lavatory

it sure isnt india my man

Reveal yourself.

Hes haking the mainframe

IN

Ŋ̦̤̺͇ͪ̅͡ȟ̷̨̡͈̫᷂᷄Ȅ͖͙͗̊͑̾͜ʆ̶̴̦̳᷁̊͛ɡ̥̩͉̬̜ͮ̆ʪ̧̘͎̻̅ͣ̚¾̛͇͉̞̐ͪ͠¤᷂̱͙͇᷿̍͂o̍ͧ̒̆̒͒̕ʄ͙̣̜͍̠ͧ̔ʷ̧̖̦̍ͯ͟͜Ɠ̡̛̳͒᷅͒̋Q̛̰̮᷄̊᷁̿£̨̞̍ͪ́᷅̕Ť͓̗̲͖̊̂ͅ¸̥͔̹̙᷇̃͂ʢ̟̜ͫͧ̌̑̎ˀ̧̬̩᷂̼̭̼̻̥᷃ͣ᷉̋͛̿ǯ̺͎̱͑᷾ͩ͡ʁ̓̅᷄ͮ̈́̉̈Ɣ̭̗̼̝̪̼ͤŎ͖̹̹̦̥͑ͬʵ̶̥̺̥͙̰᷃̊̒̐͌ͤ̓̍ͪ)̲̹̓᷃᷅᷇ť̻̰̙᷊͎᷄᷀ɐ̬᷆̍̄̃᷈ȭ̘͎̥̺̅ͯ̌0̷̧̗̊᷇̈̌ǎ̭͙̜̰͎͊᷇ɿ̸͓̫̺͖᷁͌ʹ͎̳̳͑̋ͨ͝ȫ̗̖̦̍ͪ̌͞Ǫ̷̷᷂̃̄᷅᷾͊ʴ̶̱̝͙̮͈̌̈́͑᷀ͪ͒͐͆͢ŋ̷̶͕͉͕̩̘̀᷾͋ͪ͗͑̀̕Ğ̱̻̥ͮ͂ͪ̏ę̝̬̊͆͑͐̓Ę̛̼̟͙̈͌́‹̱̭̬͔̾͘̕ʷ̺̯̝͉̉᷅̓Á̡̠̟̔ͯ᷄̄Ừ̴̝͓ͭ᷈͝Ļ̸̡̪̩̟͂́•̛̠̰̯͖̻̯̩̱ͭ̓͛͑͗̈́Ğ̡̡̖͓̟͈̭ͤͬ͌̋̅̓͌̽ǫ̣̘᷂̌͌͌᷉›̛̰̲̒̊̾͂ɐ͓̹ͧ̐̍̒͠ɂ̮᷂͎̫͌ͭ͜Ƌ̲͙̯̫͖̼̘̫̺̓̓̃̽͊͗ͯ͛᷄ͣ᷉ͨ͘͟ĩ̶̩͈᷁͂͌͡ȳ̛̛͎̻̜́̓ˮ̭̖̬̝̊̐̃᷾ͪ̈́̾̆͌͊ȑ͕̠̫̘̝̈̉Ğ̱̄᷉͗͌ͫ͘ṷ̩̣̫́᷃͗̊ʙ̪͆ͮ͋ͪ͡y̞ͦ̋̃ͣ͌‰̷̸̴̸̴̛̛̛᷿̫͈̹᷿̘͙ͦ̔̏ͭ᷃̍ͧͯͫͣ᷾ͤ̅ĉ̱͚͙͈᷂̀᷅Ŭ̷̗͉̝̆͊̒ȏ̰᷂ͪ̊͊ͪ̑ʩ̶̪᷆̂̕͝Ê͛̇̇ͯ᷀͘ú̯̖̊̋̈͡͡ś͍̺̒ͩ̆ͪ͡ɳ͎̳̯ͮ᷈̋î͈̱͇͈ͫ̅᷃ʤ̖̤̬̙̉᷀͞Ǘ͇ͪ͑͂̎ͭŠ̵̫̹̊᷀̋e᷊̞̪̳ͭ᷆Ů̷̼̦̰̥̩̓˿᷿̮͓̮ͤͭ̃DZ̹͕̫̹᷈̔᷈ú̯̖̊̋̈͡͡ś͍̺̒ͩ̆ͪ͡ɳ͎̳̯ͮ᷈̋î͈̱͇͈ͫ̅᷃ʤ̖̤̬̙̉᷀͞Ǘ͇ͪ͑͂̎ͭŠ̵̫̹̊᷀̋e᷊̞̪̳ͭ᷆Ů̷̼̦̰̥̩̓˿᷿̮͓̮ͤͭ̃DZ̹͕̫̹᷈̔᷈ú̯̖̊̋̈͡͡ś͍̺̒ͩ̆ͪ͡ɳ͎̳̯ͮ᷈̋î͈̱͇͈ͫ̅᷃ʤ̖̤̬̙̉᷀͞Ǘ͇ͪ͑͂̎ͭŠ̵̫̹̊᷀̋e᷊̞̪̳ͭ᷆Ů̷̼̦̰̥̩̓

how can india be real if our poo is just an illusion?

M̛̻̭̝̱̮͈̻͍̝̞̐͋̃̌̅̿̽̔ͤ̋̿́͜A̶̴̛̗̻̜̺̜͕͉̖̠͎͇̝̬̮̩̱̓̎̀͐ͤ̒̅̍̂̋ͤͬ̋̀̀K̵̨̖̠͖͕̙̠̳͔͓̩̬̗̪̟̹͍͖̟̰̓̍͆̔ͧ̇͒̃ͯͪ̈́̔Ę̵̵͕̙̘̖̘̞̰̱̩͇̝͈͚͑̈̎̿͛ͤͫͦ͘ ͖̩̙̭͔͔̮̝̣ͪ̌͗ͮͧͯ́̅͘͞Ä̢̹̖̦̰̬̖̤͇͓͉͇͕͍̮̠͙̼̇̿ͦ͑̚͟M̨̧̖̬̯̗̳̟̝̙ͭ̀̓̿̂̇̿ͪͬ̚͜͞É̵̵̛̯̟̘̣ͨ̂ͫ͆͒ͭ̿̇ͨR̪̟̺͍̪͎̦̰̟̱̞͖͓͍̥͖̦ͭͮ̍ͫ̓́̐ͨ̃̇̉̋͗͂́͘͜ͅĮ̷̴͚͙̭͙̫̠̥͙̩̙̳̻̥̺ͬ̓̈̂̋ͪ̏̈̾̀̌̑̿͐́̚͘C̵̤͔̘͎̰͕̟̺̳̪͇͇͔̞̹̰̘̱̠ͩ̅̎̌ͣ̄͗ͤͧͧ̋̒͘͢͝A̶̴̝̝̩͎̠͓̗̪̗͖̥͕̭̪͓̤̽͂̾̀͛͑ͬ̒̀̋̆̑̽ͬ̓̓͘͡͝ ̵̷̤̣͙̟̤̩͚̪̰̖̞̟͍ͧ͑̉̔̿͒̕͡͝Ģ̶̻͉̠̠̭̰̖̭̤̟͖̭̣̊͒̎̅̃͆͑̃͞ͅR̨͔̱͉̪̱͍̄̔̂̄̇͐̃ͪ͑ͫͬͪ̐͆̿͟E̸͔̞̲͎̹̗̖̻̼̰̫͍̞͔͐̑ͪ̽͒̐ͣ̄͒ͨ͡͠A̶̙̤̰̫͋̅ͭͬ͋ͤ̊̚͞T̢͉̳̖͓̩̊̌̀ͯ́͘ ̢̥̹͕̼̼͈̱̼̘̱͎̩̤ͤͫ͊̔͛̃̌̃̓̚A̭̙̖̤͎̘̺̯̯̥̳ͬ̉̋̄ͭ̅͛̃̊́͡Ģ̩̰͓̪͎͉͔̟ͤ̇̈ͯͤ͑̈̇ͪͣ̈ͭ͊ͮͣ͗̇̎͆͠͠͡A̴̧̩͉̜͚̥̘͇͍̺̺̠͎̞̮̞̥̥ͭ̆͂ͦI̧͈͇͍̞̋̅͆ͨͫ̈́̋̍̅̃ͪͣͪ̇̔̎̀͞Ñ̢̛̲̺̞̣̙̞͉͈̪̣͚̋́̋̉ͩ͆̆̔̄̀ͭ̀͘
̗͇̮̭͉̺͕̝̭͚̭ͭ̌̋͆̎̽̌ͨ̍̎͋̀͞ͅ
̱̤̳̻̟̞̝̋̈͌̓ͧͮ́ͪ͊͆ͮ̕
̵̘̲̠̥̖͉͕̩̜̫̝͚̦̾ͮͧ̀ͫͭ́̅͑̎͘͜

what did he mean by this

Pajeet is using the Designated Shitting Keyboard again

An Indian is transcribing his average curry shit into text.

P̢̛̦̤̲̟̩͊̒̎̏͠Ô̫̭͆ͯ̍ͦ͊O̵̝̠͇͕̯̓̓͡ͅ ͚̤͔̻͎ͧͧ͒̉̒́͜ͅÏ͖ͬ͒̈̒͢N̛͚̠͛̀͂̋ ̬͉ͮ͘ͅL̪̩̰͎̻̞͚̹̿͛̃̅̒̒͗ͨͫ͜O̸̫͎̜̿͞O̧͈͔͔͉̜̻̖̮ͪ͗̀͌̉̓
͓̱͉͉̹̙ͨ̏͒̎̚͟ͅͅ

(OP)

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. HOW DARE YOU SPEAK! I AM THE HOST!!!!!

s0 cRyPt1c

Poo discorvers Zalgo and text obfuscator.

>You think your hot shit dont'cha

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