I'm an 18 year old red pilled Kenyan. Ask me anything

I'm an 18 year old red pilled Kenyan. Ask me anything

Go away nigger

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How did you come across pol?

how do you even have internet

RARE

What's it like over there?

Who's the President?

you guys really run faster, because of genetics?

is the air flow greater?

do you like to commune with nature, sit on a rock fishing, and just wish you were back in the trees with the other chimps?

does technology scare kenyans? do they have a harder time dealing with it?

what's your favorite app on the phone?

not really hes posted here alot

I kinda feel jealous of African posters on this board. You have the opportunity to work hard and turn your shitty countries into red pill utopias. Even if you fail it's not like you have much to lose.

When was the last time you had a full meal?
Have you ever been so full you thought you were gonna throw up?

Also, what's the best way to remove my daughters clitoris with a rusty machete?

When was the last time you persistence hunted an animal to death?
What's your 5 mile running time?

what's your favourite food?

Nice flag

Do you kill blacks on a regular basis?

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Why would you come to Sup Forums? So you can be called worthless by guys who jerk off to cartoons?

Le fat israel ally

shitposting low life

Do you know how a mirror works?

THANKS FOR THE RARE FLAG.

Abebe Bikila still honored by your people? I still wish I was born later to meet him

>i have a new proxy pay attention to me

Do cops shoot you at sight?

Watched some videos about funny threads on Sup Forums came to check on myself eventually started exploring and found this hell hole of a board
Not everyone is poor here
If you live in an urban area its much like any other American city if but you live in the rural area youre preety much just surviving
Jomo Kenyatta

When I was in Primary School we linked up with a school in your country.

Why the fuck did you break our printers those took forever to get

Look at me

I'm the president now

Are you black or white?
>inb4 stupid question

Mama Mia, was that meatball a little too spicy?
It's rich that someone from the land of alfredo sauce and oily skin would call anyone else fat.

My grandfather killed a bufallo with nothing but a spear
Nope we dont run faster we run LONGER
Technology doesnt scare us thats ignorant everyone i know has a smartphone and laptop

>The blue stripes represent the Pacific Ocean and the Caribbean Sea. The five stars represent the five nations of the United States of Central America (Honduras, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and Guatemala) and the hope that the nations may form a union again.

I've always wondered how true this sentiment still is today. What's your take on the meaning of your flag. Also, this is now a Honduras thread. The attention seeking Kenyan posts all the time, anyway.

post proof with a timestamp faggot

what are you going to do when the moonman comes for you?

Why haven't you died from disease yet

because Americans keep donating money

>a nigger
>redpilled

Post a picture of your knee

Can you throw a rock clear across Rhode Island?

show us proof nigger,

What the hell? How would i know?
I AM SUPER AIDS MAN I CANNOT DIE
I'll cuck him by fucking his wife and daughter with my superior black dick

How fast can you run the 800m

NIGGER I WANT OUR PRINTERS BACK

do you know barack?

Why do niggers nig?

white boy on the left looks so feminine that without seeing his head I would thought that it is flat and muscular woman with thick ass

Kenya is rightful Polish clay

Go away nigger

How old are you and where are you from?

RARE

Hello newfriend.

N E W
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Do your superior sprinting abilities help you deal with the crushing existential sadness that one experiences when one realizes life is devoid of meaning? Or do you just cry a lot while you run?

Will you come to Germany? We need more diversity.

My computer is kinda fucked up tho

That red pill you took for malaria isnt being "red pilled"... Is just a metaphor bruh.

Black Pilled Not Red Pilled You Nigger.

You know what? Sorry for the insult, i hope you have a nice time in here.

>tfw too smart to run.

I was hanging out with this 30 yo black dude and he was still playing video games and acting like I was when I was sixteen.
I haven't played vidya in forever, I just make games so I can make money and travel. Also I like to draw or play music...something that will last an eternity.
I don't think "muh sprinting" or "muh dick" will ever be able to match the amount of unique ideas that pop into my head.

>18
>red pilled
lmao

Do you know what a knee is?

how big is your BBC?

>inb4 A

certainly knows what upside down is

thanks bud
what, are you gay?

Mambo

Thoughts on blacks in the US and their behavior?

bambo

What are you doing inorder to get out?

Can you confirm normie nogs are incredibly stupid?

When did you decide to stay in your own country and never bother white people with your presence?

malik?

U obvi don't speak Kiswahili

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Ok. Here are some of my questions.

Why do all you Kenyans come to SA for uni?

And why do so many of you come here for school?

I went to a private boarding school in a small town in SA and we had so many Kenyans they legit had their own social club. Tf is with that?

Also, how is Lucy Kibaki these days?

I went to ZA 4 school cos y'all have the best one

What did you do with our UNICEF pennies?

What's it like to be born so freakishly ugly when you look in a mirror does it make you want to cry?

i've never been impressed by the gangsta culture but it would be wrong to assume every black person in the US acts like that
Big enough to have canadian women riding it
*facepalm*

No ways. Michaelhouse or Hilton?

If you say St Andrews you can fuck off.

Howzit not gon. Say it would give it away xoxo

Was you really Kangs?

Thanks for the thread Kenyabro.


What are the biggest problems in Kenyan society?

Corruption? Starvation? Disease?

>redpilled
>kenyan
>speaks english
>attends taiwanese rice cooker discussions

you're deluded. if you want to be redpilled, stay in your country and keep your ideas to yourself.

What's the average IQ in Kenya?

Do you have a somali gf

Hearts and kisses. Yup. Grahamstown fag.

FPBP

Why are you black?

>I'm an 18 year old red pilled Kenyan. Ask me anything
How hard is it to get food there? You ever go hungry?

she can only do that because touching her is haram.

Were you born in the same hospital as Obama?

What do you think about islam?

Probably went to corrupt politicians pockets
SA has the best universities in Africa so thats probably why, some friends of mine are actually planning on going there. Havent heard much about Kibaki and his family these days
Ninaweza kuongea Kiswahili lakini sio vizuri
Im going to the UK next year for uni

>How hard is it to get food there? You ever go hungry?
Ethiopian prostitutes are the best.they always swallow.

Nice. I used to work with a Zimbabwean fella, while I was complaining about paying tax on my overtime he complained that he could go into the bush back home and bag himself a big animal, then sit about eating it with his family for a month.
Good guy, I bet he's doing well for himself by now.

>If you live in an urban area its much like any other American city

HAHAHAHAHA no it's not, nigger

What do most of your peers want to do when they grow up?

Is Africa better or worse off with a white overlord?

Keep dreaming fag. You'll figure it out by summer.

Best 5km time?

Kenya believe it?

>Ethiopian prostitutes are the best.they always swallow.
HUE

Hey, since you are here, what is the current situation with Russia? Are border tensions rising?

Can you fuck my wife without a condom? she's not on birth control and we want a black baby. I'll also be in the room masturbating but just watching

She'll pay for your ticket with my credit card and I'll pick you up from the airport, we're in Toronto

How do you like your home back in Africa? If given the opportunity, would you move somewhere?

Tell me about the "niggers" in your country. What kind of crazy horrendous shit do they do over there? Eat babies?

Also, how easy is it for one of you guys to bang a foreign chick? I always think white chicks who visit Africa are just there for the BBC