Northern Ireland Election - Shinners Rising Edition

42/90 SEATS ALLOCATED

CURRENT SEAT STANDINGS:

>Sinn Fein at 18
>DUP at 13
>Alliance at 4
>UUP at 3
>SDLP at 3
>PBP at 1


FIRST PREFERENCE VOTES:

>DUP 28.1% (-1.1%)
>SF 27.9% (+3.9%)
>UUP 12.9% (+0.3%)
>SDLP 11.9% (-0.1%)
>Alliance 9.1% (+2.1%)
>Others 10.2% (-5.1%)

LIVE RESULTS: bbc.com/news/election/ni2017/results

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No word on these guys ?
>Le backwards shirt

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Koala shall be whole

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the links the jew posted hurt me lads

Brits out of this thread

B A S E D IRELAND


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a few hours of listening to Northern Irish accents and I feel ill.

LITERALLY PHYSICALLY ILL.

How the fuck do you have one of the nicest accents on earth in the south RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING WORST?

You ever notice how they pronounce now as "NAOOOO" like a fucking cow but with N at the start. NAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Last one makes me reee

Fucking wogs don't even have the genes required to make the correct sounds for the language.

You raise a good point my large nosed friend.

Ireland loves sucking Palestine's cock because muh solidarity - but Ireland hasn't recognised Palestine yet.

Why?

>How the fuck do you have one of the nicest accents on earth
Which accent is that?

>jew
It's obviously a loyalist on a proxy lad.

Its the worst and I say that as someone from Norn Iron. The Belfast accent in particular is horrible

At least they can say "th".

Qts from the republic have accents like warm honey.

it's a British-made state like the 6 county one

Depends on the accent lad. Dub and Cark accents are atrocious

same guy posting under croatia

>we need to stop thinking in terms of majoritarianism
>we need to start thinking about celebrating diversity
What the fuck is this bitch smoking? She just keeps mumbling "I love niggers" no matter the topic of discussion.

>youtube.com/watch?v=LG6R-_lPQE4
Really hope every single nigger on this planet dies tbqh.

They are the worst race by far.
At least you can try to take the nigger out of an arab.
You can't take the nigger out of a nigger.

I really like the softer Donegal accent on qts

>he posts with a british flag

>Ulster accents

>Watching BBC parliament
>Shin Fain woman starts talking
>Muh ethnic minorities
>muh diversity
>muh LGBT

I keked hard, so much worse than Labour.

Irish accents vary tremendously nigel. Also why can't english people pronounce "r" correctly? When you say Ireland it sounds exactly like Island you stupid english bender

Eh, I can believe it's an Israeli given that Loyalists are pro-Israel. The Croat is weird though seeing as Croats are Catholic Serbs.

There are people ITT RIGHT NOW who think Sinn Fein politicians are only pretending to be left wing to get votes. Couldn't make it up

The posh North Dublin accent is the worst on the entire island.

Ooh ah up the RA

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At least I don't fucking sound like this

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You don't like the ba'a buhgah?

>posh North Dublin

keep it up micks

That sounds like a chink you bent twat

That sounds absolutely nothing like a NI accent you mong

Post good old Irish tunes lads
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What the fuck is this accent? It's like a fucking Down Syndrome chink.

denial is the first step towards acceptance

>Down Syndrome chink.

I listened to it again and youre right. I cant stop laughing

DUP up one seat, Jonathan Buckley in Upper Bann.

Thoughts on Alliance?

literally degeneracy the party

>the pointless party

They only exist due to sectarianism, so they make no effort to eliminate it. In all honesty there is literally no fucking reason for this party to exist

kind of looks like a highland terrer from the side

About 20 minutes late there lad

opinions on the ira? Their pictures look badass but how are they thought of in western europe

SINN FEIN SEAT IN UPPER BANN

Balancing shitposting with yard work is difficult.

terrorist scum just like the UVF

Great bunch of lads

Taigs out


Remove potato like it's 1850

Ultimately were the good guys. Ireland went from the poorest place in the British isles, to one of the highest human development index positions due to them being an independant nation.

Reckon he's talking about the late 20th century incarnation

>pretentious middle class pricks who believe thy are holier than thou while spending their lives looking down their noses at the working class
>leader is an obese ginger with a voice like a bird mating call who can only get her point across by interrupting other people during debates.
>Literally just look up LAD on facebook its their attempt at "satire". Hurhur, demmuns am i right bais, lol bucky ar la

Fucking end me

When a yank mentions the RA, he means the Provos

UPDATE: Michelle McIlveen (DUP) and ike Nesbitt (UUP) win seats in Strangford

*Mike Nesbitt

>MUH SINN FEIN RISING
>MUH UNITED IRELAND SOON

actually fuck off, already making assumptions when half the seats havent been allocated. Typical

>Michelle McIlveen
discustn aul cunt

Like how Australia is a Terrier and a Cats head conjoined. The cat bit is even spitting out a hairball

It makes no difference wtf

Halfway there

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Can we just nuke Ireland?

Please fucking christ do

you can't

Remember were all here on Sup Forums for one reason only....immigration and our number 1 enemy is....islam.

So we all needs to unite to fight and destroy Islam, and even meme/trick arabs to destroy their own religion and to leave Islam and convert to Christianity!

I love her lads

HUGE UPDATE

SF UP TO 21 SEATS

DUP TO 14

>He's not happy guys

There's no way that the DUP can make up 7 seats from now. They're fucked.

we are here for nationalism and our number one enemy is the kikes. islam is merely a stick they use to strike at us with

don't rule them out just yet

I've been saying it from the start, I could feel that Sinn Fein were going to come out on top

#sharia4uk

DUP will get 31-32 seats
SF will get 27-28 seats

I think that a deficit that big is going to be very tough to make up. The UUP are on 5, which means that we could see a unionist majority, even if not a DUP plurality.

The DUP fucked up this time.

Michelle Gildernew (SF) and Jemma Dolan (SF) for Fermanagh/South Tyrone

>Thats where you are wrong-The post

New seat for UUP brings them up to 6.

It's going to be DUP-29, SF-29, Alliance-10, UUP-10, SDLP-7, Other-5.
Unionist plurality, with the Others splitting 2 People before Profit, 1 Traditional Unionist Voice, 1 Independent Unionist, 1 Green.

Quote me on it.

>The DUP fucked up this time.

Yeah, and it seemed that nationalist voters were all pretty much going for sinn fein but unionists were more likely to split among the other unionist parties

Thats the impression I got anyway

William of Orange will rise from his grave to sort shit out if that happens.

UPDATE: Doug Beattie (UUP) & John Stewart (UUP) win seats in Upper Bann and East Antrim

Jemma is like 24 or something. She is literally just a girl Sean Lynch had as a receptionist. I know her from about, seems like a genuinely nice person but she seemed like a poor candidate

That seems about right, based on how well the UUP are doing. Still, we could still see a unionist plurality, by virtue of the UUP doing well. Can't see DUP surpassing SF.

Give? Let the RA take Ulster from the British.

What would compel a man to vote for the UUP over the DUP?

What is the difference between the DUP and UUP?
Or Sinn Fein and the SDLP?
Or Fianna Gael and Fianna Fail?

Why are Ireland's parties so ridiculous?

I'd probably vote TUV desu, then DUP, then UUP.

UUP and SDLP are more moderate.

FF = organised crime
FG = EU bootlickers

Who are you quoting?

No one, he was just on TV. He was pissed even by his standards

NESBITT STEPPING DOWN

So what happens with the petition of concern?

How many seats do the DUP need to have it?

NESBITT BTFO

30 Seats

fuck off