Why do Jews rule the world?

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they're the chosen people

nazi guilt left them unchecked. antitrust law preventing others from doing the same thing as jews

They're a cunning race of parasites.

First you get the money.
Then you get the power.
Then you make sure no one else gets enough money to take that power.

The world? That's quite far fetched, don't you think?

They rule the world, because they have the banks.
They have the banks, because they were the first successful money lenders.
They were the first successful money lenders, because:
a) in contrast to christians, their culture motivated it.
b) they always trusted each other a lot, so they could collectively gather big amounts of money to lend to christian businessmen.

That's about it.

The better question is, why don't they rule the world?

Jews gain power from the sin of mankind.

Greed, avarice, sexual degeneracy, sadism etc.

Jews are the servants of the devil. The synagogue of satan. The more evil we whites become the more power jews have.

how can I become a jew with all the benefits like money, sex slaves, immunity from prosecution and so on but without all the retarded religous nonsense ?