/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HAMMER OF JUSTICE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #6 3/3/17
youtu.be/k_qVjMYpl9o
>Pres Trump @ St Andrew Cath School 3/3/17
youtu.be/RiKNN8PCE3Q
>VP Pence @ Blain's Farm&Fleet 3/3/17
youtu.be/ucrrhcdRqKM
>Pres Trump @ PCU Gerald R. Ford 3/2/17
youtu.be/K6AJOVqHJz8
>VP Pence Swears in Sleepy Carson (HUD) 3/2/17
youtu.be/gO0lmkU9Cy8
>VP Pence Swears in Rick Perry (DOE) 3/2/17
youtu.be/3VVz2YkFVtk
>Atty Gen Sessions statement on MUH RUSSIA 3/2/17
youtu.be/ajeER1Hx5EQ
>VP Pence @ Frame USA 3/2/17
youtu.be/RwEZaXna0sM
>Pres Trump Address to Joint Session of Congress 2/28/17
youtu.be/oJuvNMLBcQk
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/c5XyEXPNFgk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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It's over, Drumpfkins. the Captain himself is coming to kill Trump.

Really gets my brain muscles pumping.

Post your rhymes please

AWOO!

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I WANT KELLYANNE TO SIT ON MY FACE!

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NORMIES GET OUT

>still not on Drudge

>The Obama administration funneled billions of dollars to activist organizations through a Department of Justice slush fund scheme, according to congressional investigators.

investmentwatchblog.com/this-is-huge-obama-slush-fund-scandal-uncovered/

foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/01/gop-wants-to-eliminate-shadowy-doj-slush-fund-bankrolling-leftist-groups.html

insider.foxnews.com/2017/03/01/mike-huckabee-justice-department-slush-fund-republicans-la-raza-banks

$3 BILLION US TAX PAYER DOLLARS SIPHONED BY BARACK OBAMA TO FUND LEFT WING ACTIVIST GROUPS IN ORDER TO ATTACK THE GOP AFTER HIS PRESIDENCY

>WHY DO ALL THESE NAZI LOSERS WATCH NOTHING BUT ANIME?!?!

Gee I wonder

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DISAVOW

Global warming makes hot water; look out Tucker I'm coming for your daughter

DRUMPF BTFO

THE TERMINATOR TERMINATES HIMSELF

Awoo

Reminder- Trump supporters have no lives

What kind of losers spend friday nights posting their love stories about Trump on Sup Forums?

Holy fuck, stop sucking orange dick for a day and go get a life.

>Can't join ISIS if they been enviserated.

I don't have to take shit from a guy voicing a poop in an emoji movie

inside the mind of the drumpflet [episode #3]:
>let me tell you how this highly acclaimed post on re'ddit is actually retarded
>let me tell you how this retarded post on Sup Forums is actually great because the doo doo wee wee froggy man somehow likes it

yeah not hypocriticle at all lmfao

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>Pentagon states Yemen raid yielded "Actionable Material"
>US Intelligence can now identify safe vaults of Al qaeda and infiltrators within our country and Europe
>Obtained material that can prevent terror attacks on US citizens
>Yet McCain runs his mouth in February calling the raid a failure without knowing any details or the intelligence gathered just to attack Trump admin using Ryan Owen's sacrifice as his own silver bullet
WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE HANGING THIS CUNT?

>mfw Trump writes an EO banning Patrick Stewart
The asshurt among libs would be legendary

First one to reply to this post gets to be the next OP.

This is my last thread

Isn't that the guy from Nightcrawler?

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when will the hate end?

The statistic is false. What Trump meant to say was that 80% of all interracial homicides are black on white.

>Reason for immigrating?
>I'm going to stick it to Trump
>Denied.
>FASCISM! NAZIS! GAY OPPRESSION!

I'm afraid to ask if bronies jerk off to this.

I have two health questions. The first, for years now I dry heave a lot. It typically happens after I eat or sing. Any idea what could cause this?

Also, is there any recommendations on how to make myself hungry? I'm trying to gain weight and want to enhance my appetite. My dad told me to smoke, but he smokes and is a literal retard when he's high, so that doesn't interest me.

>What is not made to hold water, yet still leaks?
>Answer before I spread your son's asscheeks!
>HEEHEEHEE

>make a fucking film glorifying a groups of suicide bomber mates who get Al-Qaeda training and kill UK citizens
>get shitty Rogue One role
>suggest lack of diversity is the problem of radicalisation, not his own fucking movie
Fuck theis rubber dinghy rapids cunt.

this was good because if there was any sympathy among the top brass for McCain then they realized what a sellout he was the moment he shit on their operation

nuke my country already

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I mean it quite literally. The priests of the first monotheistic cult left Egypt as heretics. The first sun god. That's Christ for better or worse. Christianity then becomes a hodge podge of weird eastern mystery cults and esoteric sun God derived shit (like the Jews) mixed with western philosophy after the Greeks and emperors got their claws into it.

It's better than Islam anyway., but Christians are very uncomfortable with the lineage of their faith.

> Hey kid, like what you see?

IT'S TREASON, THEN

>Joe surrounded by dems

Not even good at hiding it.

GUYS BIG NEWS!

I have one last colored picture for you

I think you'll like it
Friedrich Trump, grandfather to Presidential candidate Donald Trump.

Friedrich was the first Trump to migrate to America, to avoid conscription in his native Germany. This photo was probably taken in 1918, the year of his death at the age of 49. He had become fairly wealthy, in part due to running hotels and restaurants that included prostitution as one of their services.
This guy looks REALLY fucking german btw

Bill Nye is one demented engingeer

>that included prostitution as one of their services.
WEW
E
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Praise Kek!

>Riddle me this, President Drumpf
>What kind of ape can climate change kill?
>A G-rape!
>Huzzah! Hee hee Ho Ho

Maxine Waters' Gay Intern makes 1st post on /pol

>well done, son, well done.

Even my parents said he was shit. Needs a host that actually knows how business works.

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inside the mind of the drumpflet [episode #4]:
>yeah these brown people are scary because i heard their religion says it's okay to murder people and therefore they should be banned from our country
>dooooz volt!!! let's murder brown people because sky daddy says so!!!!! and yeah a horse will totally be able to carry my 300lbs of fat + full body armor haha don't worry about it

yeah not hypocritical at all lmfao

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Jesus shit time to shut down there CBC.

Facilities are just going to stop offering washrooms. Either that or we all win and they make single non gender rooms with locking sealed doors and their own sink.

If the Trump Curse is true, Patrick Stewart is going to die sometime in the month of March.

Tucker is the Tim Kaine of the media.

Nye was kicking his ass until Tucker resorted to constant interruptions.

Tucker is a moron.

Why are krauts so hairy? You got blonde ones then you get ones like him.

>not annexing it for land then gassing all the libtards

youtube.com/watch?v=-waJsBs0eBQ&t=5s

>arguing with a leftist
>they claim that illegals pay way more in taxes than they cost every year
>proceeds to cite politifacts when I ask for sauce

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> Trump says buy American, hire American
>muh keystone pipeline bringing temporary jobs
> owned and operated by a CANADIAN company
>now exempted from requirement for buying American steel

Is no one upset by this?

ENOUGH OF YOUR JAPES
CARLTON YOU FAKE
JUST LOOK AT YOUR GRAPES
EARTH IS A BAKE

Donald and Barron got to suck on those jugs.

SORRY GUYS, WRONG LINK! HERES THE RIGHT ONE! WE NEED TO SPREAD IT LIKE WILDFIRE!

>Ice caps are shrinking now tell me why?
>Before our paths cross again and your children dies

Checked, you monster.
RIP Jon-Luc Picard

>>arguing with a leftist

Why.

>These muslims are so moderate that they might start killing westerners and slaughter christians and jews because they don't see their own represented in western media
Remember how those Taiwanese terrorists bombed our capital because they were underrepresented in our media?

>a horse can carry only 400lbs
kek

Rand on

2020 predictions?

Tucker doesn't interrupt unless a person is dodging a question.

Bill Nye dodged a fuckload about the height of human cause in climate change.

Half of it was in the ground already shill. It's also meant to feeds American refineries, which is where the jobs are being created.

>RIDDLE ME THIS, TUCK-MAN!
>WHO DISBELIEVES IN THE SEA LEVEL'S RISE?
>WHO DEBATES HERE WITH ME WHILE HIS FAMILY DIES?
HOO-HOO!

You forgot Voldepmurt.

Thank me later

Yeah the kid who got popped at the end

He also did The Night Of which was actually really good

sc is light red.

Not what based Dilbertman said. And he is the persuasion expert.

>All these nicknames will be lost in time, like, Toobs, in the rain.

>Texas
>red

LOL

Slow thread.

Thats some fucked up shit m8

Saluting Trump is my favorite Trump

I am pissed.

Dropped my support of Trump because of it.

Unacceptable!

>Give me more work or people who look like me will kill you.

Shareblue please go.

Same

please tell me this isn't real.
then again it's 2017 so it probably is.

I thought he played his role great in Nightcrawler.

I mean he was nowhere near as good as Jake G but still. JG was a fucking stroke of genius in that. Very underrated.

>Charleston
>not a shithole

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I'm a masochist that loves subjecting myself to this shit.

Pls reply. I want to stop dry heaving.

It really freaks me out how german he looks

I can't imagine someone like Trump being from here but this guy looks so fucking native

>Joe trying to get the niggers riled up

This is how the party of Lincoln thrives.

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Will my children see a USS Donald J. Trump? The largest Navy ship of its kind?

Damn I'm jelly.

>shariablue
Why the fuck would I, a Charlestonian, want Charleston to go blue?
Do you have any evidence that SC will go full red? I have evidence it will go light red.

fuck off yankee nigger

Bullshit.

Tucker would not let him answer.

Just suck Tucker's dick, why don't you?

Go back to LARPing as ANTIFA, Barstow.