Which celebrities is Sup Forums related to?

Which celebrities is Sup Forums related to?

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Was quite surprised to find out that I had royalty in my blood.

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That's not what "North Africa" means in your genetic test Finlan

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Somebody needs to give that girl a history book and explain that greeks and north africans raped the hell out of southern italy for centuries.

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Why do you have pictures of little girls on your computer?

>omg if ur from africa why are u white
>omg you just cant ask people why they're white
Deez girls need to get dicced

>white

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Found this in one of my grandmother's books. Who knew the relations.

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i'm related to jared kushner by marriage, prob doesn't count
his great great uncle married my great great aunt or something like that
some of the NY Kushners came to my bat mitzvah I remember

WGTF me toooo

WUZ

I share the blood lineage of kings and rich noble men from Italy.

My blood goes back to Jesus.

define celebrity

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prove it.
my great uncle was in a pretty famous 60s band, but people here would only know it from the simpsons.

Not me, but one of my friends has a grandfather who was relatives with the leader of, and escaped from, a "rare flag" country, so they're cousins with said leader as a result. Apparently their uncle got murdered when he bragged about it.

Kek

My college roommate is the grand-nephew of Leonard Nimoy. He attended his funeral and met Chris Pine, JJ Abrams, etc.

There's a chance we're related a few dozend generations ago.

>Also can't spell
Story checks out

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Someone tell me how Mussolini got a dome like that if he's bure italiano?

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Father's uncle

>phezzan stronk

Also on my mother's side. Consensual sex (probably rape) with maid (relative).

I can`t go into detail but I actually have ties (social) to Barron Trump.

No blood related celebs sadly.

>I can`t go into detail but I actually have ties (social) to Barron Trump.

So you guys play BF1 together?

not playing this shit . German army is like 50% niggers.

I'm related to pirates who ran shit around the same time as lafayette. Also not by blood but Gene Brito a handegg player and pro bowl TE from the 50s & 60s.

This is pol so we are only going to give a fuck about historically "celebrities" not a bunch of emasculating faggy pop fucks and nig nog bongo beaters.

>believing the autist

Good job user

related to this cunt destroyer Roscoe buckle right here he was a silent film actor who was in many movies with charlie chaplin he got accused of rape biggest scandal in hollywood at the time found to be proven innocent and the bitch even admitted to it but at that time it was to late his career was destroyed and he died of a meme.

LOL BF1 WE WAZ NIGGERS

I laughed so fucking hard when I saw supa nog with his cape in the wind.

kek

Most Italians in America are sicilian and southern scum.

The descendants of the Roman Empire are Northerners. The Moors destroyed the southern bloodlines.

A "few dozens" is not incorrect, it's definitely not a beautiful wording but grammatically speak it's correct

Only a million or so in line in front of me.

>Mfw related to ty cobb
>Mfw related to William wallaces brothers and sisters
>Mfw get on my level

This retard lost to a muslim but I'm related to him

harper lee
the woman who was the inspiration for the scarlet letter
andrew jackson
ann boleyn
some of the tudors
charlemagne
lots of barons and dutchesses i have never heard of
the earl spencers
george washington
robert e lee
tons more dont feel like going through the list but thats just on my moms side
not sure about modern celebs but im sure theres plenty as is the case for everyone

Im related to anne frank on my mothers side. The stories i heard of the holocaust were so crazy and tragic. Im just glad we remember every year about it.

>remembering the holocaust

yes, i too am retarded

>she burns the coal
Tragedy desu.

Sir John Templeton.

>when you can read about your ancestor's masturbating activities in her diary
You guys must be so proud.

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Well she is coal so I see no problem here

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Ack goto 6minutes 22 seconds

Not related, but I may aswell be this dude's identical twin, except with worse skin and bigger muscles

Not all of us are members of the Teutonic "master" race Hans.

Why live then?

>attractivehollywoodyankjew.jpg

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She's the least italian looking italian I've ever seen.

Sucks to be you bro

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pls no doxx

Supposedly mark Twain, but my grandpa is a bipolar nut ball so who knows how true it is.

KANGZ

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Tons of plastic surgery to look like a Mexican.

from my moms side

Daizha Morgann

You're welcome.

Not really

All Britbongs are related to Her Majesty by blood

I'm actually related to Marlyn Monroe, and a famous Norwegian writer called Petter Dass.

no one is surprised to hear that brits are an incestious genetic mess

Objectively, I'm probably related to most Cuban baseball players. From around 1500 to 1700, a very small number of white Spaniards raped a very large number of black slaves in Cuba.

And the majority descend from William the Conqueror.

I've seen her naked.

May kek bless you with many sons

Wait, I thought "her majesty's" family came to Britain from Germany in the 1700s, and they didn't have many kids.

Didn't Queen Elizabeth's lineage, the House of Sax-Coburg-Gotha (aka Windsor) only attach themselves to the British thrown by marriage, and sort of supplant the old Hanoverian Dynasty (god rest their silly purple-urine producing souls)? She's a descendant of Victoria, right?

If I met that bitch at the bar irl

I might pass on the pussy

> have ties (social) to Barron Trump.
Lol.

That would be fun..

For about 10 minutes

My Uncle. He always had some cool story to tell full of adventures nd shiitt

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What's your beef with President Grant? A good man, tortured by the guilt of the Civil War, who drank himself into oblivion and wasn't a great president as a result. No conspiracy theory there.

My cousin

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rosarino?

Southern italy raped the hell out of north africa and greece for centuries before they got raped tho

do you know this man?

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Nobody as far as I know. But Adolf Hitlers driver came from my hometown so that's neat

No, they didn't. Not anywhere near to the same extent. Ironically, Roman technology (aqueducts, roads, etc.) helped facilitate a massive population growth in Egypt and the Levant, and centuries later those people, under the command of the Ottoman Turks, raped the heck out of the Southern Italians.

Lel

Tupac Shakur

I'm related to Abraham Lincoln according to Ancestry.com

Hmmm

Robert E. Lee. Not even joking.

I get bonus points for it actually being Sup Forums related.

Charlemagne.

Christina Ricci through marriage

Hey me too, from which country does your line come? WE WUZ

which one?

Same great somethingth grandfather.

Why does it matter if they are Greek or North African?

Italians aren't even white in the first place. Someone needs to tell that girl this.