Venezuela Master Race!

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>tfw you don't have to eat from literal garbage
>tfw born in best America.

>implying american food isnt literal garbage

Inb4 not true socialism

There aren't dogs in the streets anymore. Cannibalism is a thing at the prisions. Mexico's is giving us a breath, they send a lot of food for free but the goverment is selling it to the people.

and still lefties will claim it was just CIA sabotage and had nothing to do with socialism

Not real socialism, try again

It's only failing because the capitalist countries stole all their money

Any of the Ven bros here I gave bitcoins to over a period of a few days? Been awhile, hope all is well.

>born in best America

Grats, you're the best country in a continent full of Spanish-Monkey rape babies, drug cartels and Trudeau

>Australia talking shit about anything ever.

It's true, the leftist are truly scum. There are a considerable amount of people that still supports this regime, i'ts mindblowing.

>the capitalist countries
>plural

You mean, America, right?

>when you have a Colombian bus chauffeur for a president who would rather starve his people than admit that SOCIALISMOtm was wrong

I'm guessing it's the usual story about a retarded government who wasted all their Oil money on short term investments like freebies, instead of investing for long term to make the country able to earn money in the world market.

>live in Memezuela
>throw out food in separate bags because it's guaranteed some Memezuelans will eat it
>every night take your little bag of food you threw out of your plate outside
>literally take out the trash and tell your wife "I'm going out to feed the Venezuelans"
kek

don't ask Mexico for food, ask Mexico for helicopter fuel and sodium pentothal

They're learning from the Filipinos.

weird, my school had a papa john's. i wonder if that's not related to living in a poorer area somehow... i guess we'll never know

The problem is that our economy is based in like 90% oil exportartions. When the oil prices went down hard, then you have this beautiful shithole. Add to that, rise of crime, massive crime organisations that the goverment finances, 8/10 politicians-high grade military officers are corrupt, no private companies because the goverment kicked them out and then did nothing with the properties/machinery they left because that is the way of this regime to deal with the slow production etc etc

Sucks bro. How do you survive? You're obviously not a commie, do people like you have the numbers to revolt and stage a coup or anything? There must be a lot of tony Montana tier "I kill a commie for fun" tier people there. Your country has a lot of potential natural resources ocean access etc... if not for communism do you think you guys could be 1st world tier?

>the goverment kicked them out and then did nothing with the properties/machinery they left because that is the way of this regime to deal with the slow production etc etc
That's the really stupid part.

If the government kicks out the private companies, the government should at least get its shit together and run the enterprises in place of them.
Make products, export to the world, become even richer in addition to selling shitty oil.

the government only got into power in the first place by promising the monkeys free bananas. what exactly is the benefit of living in a prosperous country if you're a bus driver?

it's better to be king of the monkeys than a wageslave. the government is anything but retarded.

It's better to be king of rich country than king of poor country.

It's not that socialism isn't working, it's because they are retarded with investment.

and commies that live in first world countries swear that being red is a fucking utopia

>be wealthier than literally 99% of the world's population
>complain because there's a tiny group of people who have more than you

I'm just a corporate bootlicker though :)):)

Red isn't optimal, but you can make it work if you are smart.

You need to mix it up with kapitalism in terms of exports.

>no private companies because the goverment kicked them out and then did nothing with the properties/machinery
sounds like 1980's Peru
dont you guys fucking learn anything from history? other countries fuck up so you see their mistakes and dont commit them
that shit happened to us in the 80's and peru became literally Kenya. people had to carry their currency (intis) in fucking wheelbarrows and potato sacks because it was worthless and you had to pay, and i shit you not, im not joking, this is fucking real, we had to pay 50 000 000 intis for a piece of bread or 100grs of sugar

Well, i have a a few trucks that are working right now in a little business i have mobilising iron and tables and that sort of crap and i can sustain my family with that nicely. I refuse to mobilise food though, a lot of pals have lost entire trucks to raiding. Man, i'm not going to lie to you, the amount of people that are willing to fight this regime is huge, we just need a leader, the only one that we had is Leopoldo and is in prision because the goverment were and is scared of him. Her wife, Lilian Tintori, even visited the white house because she wanted to talk to Trump about our situation

Not in the USA.

>Red isn't optimal, but you can make it work if you are smart.
its not an issue of being smart, its an issue of being human.
give absolute power with no responsibility or accountability to just 1 mao, maduro, fidel or lunatic and you have a bastard child believing he is God and playing with humans as he sees fit because nobody can stop him
fucking read starship troopers and leviathan
power with no responsibility just leads to disaster

>if not for communism do you think you guys could be 1st world tier
I'm not Venezuelan but if I remember correctly they had a lot of issues before the current regime, and Chavez actually improved a few things.

1.produce more food
2. sell it
3. ???
4. profits


Why is this such a big deal for them?

>have family born and raised there
>they visit relatives 2 years ago
>2nd day there two family members need to pick some stuff up
>their driver (an old local friend) is stopped and executed by a gang
>family members are blindfolded and kidnapped by gang for ransom money
>lucky to have made it out alive.

I have no idea why they wanted to go in the first place even knowing how dangerous it is. You can't even trust the cab drivers at the airport because they'll kidnap any sucker for some cash from a local gang. You have to have a family member pick you up in order to feel remotely "safe".

>Why is this such a big deal for them?
Because South Americans.

Hey man, set your standards low and you're rarely disappointed.

Man, as soon as you put a feet in Maiquetia airport you are the prey in a depredators island. Every second that you are here you are risking a lot
Chavez improved a lot the oil industry, also some politics we needed on the banks/education topic. But as soon as the oil utopia ended, all went to hell

>Chavez improved the industry
Top kek, why are you eating rats then?. you people had most of the oil in the world and did nothing good with it's income.
Now you have no gold, no oil, no security, no education, no national pride, nothing!![spoiler] except corruption and a regular commie dictatorship, and like all commie's, they suck capitalist micro dicks.[/spoiler]

and retarded uni leftists will still say that Marxist socialism works

Because you can't put all of your economy in a resource that isn't even profitable all the time. I'm being objetive, Chavez improved the oil industry but fucked up our economy by not putting more effort on our other natural resources or on our industrial potential.

Is not that easy, goverment fucks up anyone they see farming i can tell you that because i live in a small farmers town and even when we produce shit for our own comsuption goverment fucks us over everytime the national guard take our supplies and our machines and the only source of food we still have its the fucking CLAPS or anything you can farm without the goverment knowing of it.

>Well, i have a a few trucks

Hello Mr Mendoza i really like you man get me some harinas dude.

So why doesn't the goverment supply you with enough food?

Cause they can't they don't get enoug and even when they get it the people that handle the food for the CLAPS steal par of it to sell in the black market.

>chavez is a good boy
>implying he didn't do jack and shit
wew... don't you get it? chavez sucked up all the oil money and leff HIS OWN COUNTRY IN POVERTY YOU STUPID NIGGER LOW CLASS MULATO PIECE OF SHIT LICKING TURD BURLER HEALTHCARE AIDS FAGGOT!!!

WHY. CANT. YOU. FUCKERS. JUST. GROW. YOUR. OWN. FOOD.

christ its so hard educating the retarded.

Also CLAPS re a tool of them if you don't vote for them or go to their meetings or dare to say or do anything against them you don't get shit and starve at least you have enoug money to buy on the black market or farm your own shit withiut they knowing.

READ you retarded rice nigger

The natives living in the southern hemisphere such as South Americans, Africans, Aboriginals, etc. all have one thing in common.

They aren't very smart.

It isnt american food but american civilservants that leech every fuckin dollar they can from the school lunch program for their salary and benefits.

Esta rudo mano, la harina va a subir un coñazo este mes. Ya te enteraste del refresco a 9000bs?
You truly need to live here to understand this shit, pretty surreal to explain to foreigners

yo dumbfuck.
yo yo spic starving beaner guac bowl monkey nigger mestizo dumbfuck.

you can grow your own shit (like cassava plants or sweet potatoes) in small amounts and the commie gov wont confiscate your shit as long as you don't sell them.

you tried that? or the average Venezuelan is too fucking retarded to do what the people here did during the jap invasion where everyone was starving to death.

is it the nigger genes you all are too dumb to grow stupid shit like fucking potatoes in literally the most arable land in the whole world.

even the fucking USSR encouraged the citizens to grow their own shit to prevent famine the fuck is wrong with these spics

Esta rudo mano, la harina va a subir un coñazo este mes. Te enteraste del refresco a 9000bs?
You truly need to live here to understand this shit, it's pretty surreal to explain to foreigners. More if you live in first world countrys and don't know how bad goverments can be

>Good thing i don't drik anything but water

but i already was assraped by the price of the medicaments for my mother's hypertension, i make 210kk month as a programmer only 1 box of pills cost me 60kk she devours that shit on a week i really starting to thinking on killing her to end her suffering, the day i get to do that i will get an ak-45 kill some chavistas for sure.

*that* is your biggest problem with the government stealing farming equipment from anyone they see trying to grow food for themselves?

no problem senpai

all those products are considered crap over here

Or is it because the fucking religion because saudi arabia, UAE and Qatar have less oil production capacity than Venezuela but everyone's complaining the gold and silver sprinkles on their chocolate cakes aren't pure enough.

With that level of corruption a good leader aint gonna be able to do shit for the people. Lets say you all get together and btfo Maduro, then what? you are fucked way to hard. Im really sorry.

Yeah? you fucking brown rat eater piece of shit i fucking dare you to do that here, see if you don't get your ass raped by some fucking GN for growing potatoes in the dirt of your fucking nails you fucking moronic piece of garbage you think everything is that easy? gosh i wish i wasn't that poor and hungry i certaintly would look for you and smash your fucking rice nigger head against some wall until you beg me to suck my flacid hungry dick only to fogrive you misseramle life you fucking sub-chink garbage.

People who use Venezuela as example of socialism are ignorant. This wasn't true socialism. Venezuela is a right-wing fascist state.

Calm down man, we can try and grow our food, i know a few people that do this, but it isn't the only problem we have. The crime us such a huge problem, also the medicine is pretty expensive and there isn't at all for people that have pretty bad health problems like high tier diabetes or cancer.
Well, you talk about how we don't have an education and look how you debate, nice. Also i'm not defending Chavez and his fucked up legacy, just putting up facts.

Thats why i'm leaving to your contry next year sempai i can't live in this corrupt shithole anymore.

and i already realize that this place is beyond saving i just want to stay in a place where i can work hard and earn my line the rigth way

does anyone have the "When your retarded system collapses but it's okay because this wasn't real socialism so you try again but your retarded system collapses but it's okay because this wasn't real socialism so you try again" Memeball?

>starving literal dog eating spic that would jump at the chance at eating and barbequeing any literal rats (rattus rattus) calling me a rat eater.
lmao.

Btw I torture any rats i caught and dump hot water on them so i can hear them squeal in agony then just throw them on the nearest cat i find so i can watch them eat the corpse. Its very satisfying to hear rat bones crack when cats bite through them.

you will probably thank god for the hunt and share the rat with your family tho

this shit make my ass burst like fucking ChernobylPlease KEK here and now i will make a promise to you, i'm willing to make the ultimate sacrifice.

I will endure the rest of my life under Maduro's rule only if you use your great power to erase the leaf from existence please Great KEK hear my prayers.

you said it malaysia waifu brother!

those are basic food, they are not bad if you cook them well, i think.
how is italy user?

Oh Jesus santo! just....just dont do fucking gansta shit, pay your taxes, dont be a leech bro.

lol

Ups, bad internet like always.
At least you find the medicine, pretty hard to find those pills
Yeah, but i think there are people that still love this country like i do, people that are willing to rebuild from the ashes. But the first step we need to do is kicking out this regime

They're technically capitalist now that they sell donated food.

Not everyone has a backyard dude. The people in the country side do grow some food, it's easier said than done in Caracas though you idiot.

I dunno what the fuck is wrong with your gov but food is plentiful here, growing food is in the blood of every citizen and medicine is gov subsidized.
Change your gov or something. UAE has less oil than you and they're doing fine.

>Change your gov

Kinda hard when they crack down on the people that want to do that with force.

Natives in America actually had agriculture. Potato, corn, tomato...
Today there are still comunities that continue to do it and have non-hibrid veteables of crazy colors
The more you know

>cannot grow food
>throw seeds in hole, cover it with dirt and add to it some water everyday .
>do it as much food as you want or need to.
you are a literally retarded murica, grow food is really easy.


>inb4 foodfast AMERICA doesn't know what parsley it is
These venezuela people cannot even grow parsley!!

How many % people would you say still support Maduro's regime.
And what they blame all the problems?

Praise, day of the rake when?

your government has the oil now they don't need you and to keep you from ever rebelling they need to dismantle your community.

This is brown people. Every time.

Not American. I'm Dominican, still live in the DR. We have an influx of refugees from Venezuela and I've actually talked to them. Please tell me how someone in an apartment in Caracas can grow enough food to feed himself. Please tell me how parsley can feed someonw adequately?

Even if they do grow food, it's still not enough to get adequate nutrition. Some people have told me that you can grow small shit without issue, but anything bigger than a tiny patch if vegetables and the government tells you to cut it off.

Do the people have arms? Even small rifles? If not, how can you get more? I'd be done already, fight this tyranny.

less than 25% but more than enoug to keep him in power since his regime give them weapons money food and booze and the only thing oposition has is hunger Capriles and dance therapy clothes.

fuck off you mad because we take ecuadorian instead of venezuelan ?

keep your communist dream of a cuntry slave we'll save ourselves

>Has the highest oil reserves in the world at about 300 billion barrels
>30 billion more than Saudi Arabia
>is on track to become the poorest country in the world
>even African countries do better

Socialism

NEVER FUCKING ONCE

No we don't have any but if you are willing to risk your life and a lot of money you can get a weapon but is 80% chance you will get busted and jailed or killed thats whyonly criminals have guns here, i'm will do it only if i lost the will to keep living and nothing but vegeance keep me alive.

15%, they blame everything to the "economic war" that the capitalists and US allys use to try to claim our soil. Retard shit that retard people believe.
Not so easy man, the goverment still controls almost the total of the military, and they will use it if they had to. Also, they use the crime to they favor supporting huge criminal groups to scare off people

that dumb ... its a dictator and the interest of individual corrupted the base of socialism ...

if you call Venezuela a Socialist cuntry you are a retard who doesn understand what the real socialism is or you just refuse to see it

I bet if venezuela is a caliphate they will be the richest nation in the whole of america.

Even Islam is better than what the fuck ever these spics are practicing lel

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Socialism is inherently autocratic. It's too easy to just buy people off with more and more of those socialist benefits.

I wonder how many more countries will try the socialist experiment and inevitably fail before liberal shits realize it's not gonna work

I agree, I think socialism is bound to fail because of how easy it is to corrupt the ppl..

Hope your being ironic dude. Growing mass amounts of food aint a joke. You cant live out of parsley and zuchini alone. Fields have to be prepared, fertilizer bought, watter cannals cleaned and water rights worked out, seeds and pesticides have to be acquired, then there is the weather being crazy and people being dicks. Im not saying it is impossible, but it sure aint easy.

No, the only thing that i like of being Venezuelan right now is that we don't have to deal with any muslim/ISIS retard shit happening everywhere everyday.

You know, how about this.
How about if you start a Christian militant group that wants to turn Venezuela just like the muslim nations but its Christian.

A nation that does all the shit muslims nations do like banning alcohol, drugs, force the women to cover up, bans porn and degenerate shit, beheads anyone who dare to criticize the christian state and their king, have the christian equivalent of Emiratis and royals, but its Christian.

Like Saudi arabia (with all the crazy rules) only its Christian.

Could it be Venezuela is the flashpoint of christian extremism?

Seriously you should think about it.

Did you go to school when Obama was in office?

ok. have fun starving and praying to god you don't get shot in your next mugging.

also rate my idea for the next thing Sup Forums needs to meme

There are a few socialist oil countries like Norway and Denmark who can get by just fine without your bullshit religion.

Infecting a bunch of primitive South Americans with islam is just about the worst thing that could happen. They could potentially become even worse than Issil.

Do you really think a extremist militant group is the solution we need right now?. We never had a problem with religion and i thank god about that, everybody is accepted here whatever their beliefs are. Creating more social problems is the last thing we need to.

We told you.

I saw a documentary about that, bloody disgusting. Might as well kill oneself at that point

it's funny since denmark is one of the few countries who identify itself as a 'christian state'. However I doubt it's ISIS levels of scriptural adherence, it's perhaps just symbolic yes?