Meanwhile on Mars Sup Forums

Meanwhile on Mars Sup Forums

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We should explore the depths of the sea on our own planet before flying off into space

People forget we haven't explored even half of our oceans yet

It would actually probably help us better understand space exploration.

the technology we develop to withstand and survive deep sea exploration can easily be translated into tools and research for space travel and exploration.

I would think it's cheaper training too going under the water rather than flying up into space.

>Ahmed al Mohammad's motive is unclear in the suicide bombing of the Bogdangrad dome, 1 million lives lost due to catastrophic loss of pressure.
>Musk News Network (MNN)

What's at the ocean floor that's worth our time? Deep space probably has some resources waiting for us.

Shit tons of minerals and mine-able natural resources, massive amounts of fuel in the form of methane clathrate, etc.

>moonman did nuffin wrong

Yo! fuck green niggers

Nothing, human. Stay out from the ocean.

kek

Wait. Does this mean we're the Globalists now?

>Musks diverse group of settlers finally land on Mars
>"what's that in the distance?"
>turns out there are ayy lmaos on Mars and they're friendly
>"We have long awaited your arrival humans. We are willing to share our technologies with you to benefit your race, in return we ask for your friendship and loyalty. Together we will colonise the galaxy!"
>"That sounds wonderful! We would be proud to call you frien-"
>Abdul Mokhtar al-Bahraini pulls out a machete and starts hacking at the ayy lmaos while screaming something in snackbarian tongue
>ayy lmaos genocide the Mars settlers and deflect a massive meteorite towards Earth destroying all life.

We'd be Solists/Systemists if there were more than one globe.

>explore the sea
>find water, rocks, maybe some new plants, and some really fucking ugly fish
>explore space
>find literally anything
Really activates the almond

Fuck off, earthworm. Mars Pride Systemwide.

Earth is done. Dindus and Skypes will never leave it. Mars is your only hope, pol.

> Find literally anything
Except it's over 99.99999% completely empty, even space mining will likely never be economical or net profitable. The oceans are literally orders of magnitudes closer and more accessible with proven resources of vast rare minerals.

It's also a million miles from the problems of Earth. Self determination matters.

>s-s-stay out of space
>mermen move to under the sea
>get cucked by pressure, giant squid

Earthtards.

Who planted the wheat?

>completely at the whim of a biosphere
>average IQ international politics lul

Earthcucks not even once

It's also millions of miles away from everything else that you literally need to survive on earth. Good luck with self-determination when your Wild West is completely unsustainable without tons of help and resource from earth continuously.

Just got my moonrock stolen by some spacegroids lads are they taking the fucking piss?

> Olympus Mons dwellers
> white

> Are you ready to solve the earthian question anons?

Fuckin rust niggers

Ancap paradise when?

>Mars
>not self-sufficient
Blast yourself out an airlock.

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>"I'm the captain here!"

implying they'll be any petrol dollars lefty to get arabs there.

Space mexicans

Water merchant detected

1946

Rustnigger detected. You need to go back.

>oceans
what the fuck dude we only got a bit of brine we sure as fuck dont have oceans

yeah but in space are way more recources and whoever finds a way to get there and extract those will be a new superpower

What are the chances that giant sea monsters the scope of the loch Ness monster are real?

>implying ahmed didnt get spaced out of the airlock of the musk-7 colonial ship due to an 'accident'

My muscles are fucked from low gravity and my child was born with freakish proportions. Am I the new master race?

No. This is bad. Best to go to the gym and get some gains.

when are you faggots going to believe flat mars isnt just a theory

Meanwhile on Mars..

youtube.com/watch?v=9oofI0AKrJs

>mfw too many earthcuck refugees

look at those subhuman faces, kek

>so dark
>can't see anything a foot away
>literally nothing in 100km^3
>so deep
>huge pressure
>can only move slow as fuck in cramped sub
>barely any retrievable resources
>once a month there's a glimpse of a living creature that we can't even bring back and study since deep sea creatures die outside of pressure level
Same could be said about space but at least other planets have the possibility of being habitable.

We are peaceful. Mars has no borders.

Serious question. We all know that the first colonists will be white. How do we keep the colony pure?

BUILD THE DOME! KEEP THOSE FILTHY GREYS OUT!
GAS THE REPTILIANS, INTERGALACTIC WAR NOW.

Who Bogdangrad here? First city bankrolled, bitches.

Good thing we hated gays and didn't listen to nasa conspiracies. Now we got a bunch of Eve Lilith Yolandas milkin us for cum on this dusty red piece of shif

In the current era, all the female colonists will be white, and there will be affirmative action to ensure Tyrone, Jamal, and D'shawn are the only men on board. Mars will be the first exclusively multi racial colony in the solar system and that's a good thing!

>tfw zog covered up the attack on the Sup Forums settlement
They can't keep getting away with it

I shall explore the depths of your anus.
This is an all-male colony, remember?

>3.7 m/s^2
its not that bad senpai im pretty sure pregnancies with no gravity are bad idea but low gravity is probably ok
also mars wont fuck your muscles if you stay on mars, and they'll probably bring a ISS-like resistance machine so you can exercise on any long voyage

They can't grow past six feet either because of their shitty gravity, planet of manlets

>tfw NASA cucks will spend half a century experimenting with invertebrates growing under Mars gravity before they even begin testing on vertebrates
>tfw it will be a full century before they test on apes
>tfw at the end of it all they will find their experiments "inconclusive" and never permit human pregnancies on Mars

If flat Mars is really flat why doesnt the wat-

Wait

really tho, the germans were ugly motherfuckers
i say were, as all of them died in '45

nah we'll begin by testing it in LEO just attaching\making a spinning 'gravity' module on a space station with several levels to it for the crew to sleep in and to experiment on different levels of 'gravity'.
as far as i know they havnt tested pregnancies but plants grow all weird with no acceleration .

>Hungarians
>known biggest euro peens
Yep. Imma disattach from this cow machine straight away

>People forget we haven't explored even half of our oceans yet
We haven't explored more than a percent of our oceans, user.

>earth
>white

Also, fuck non-Mexicans. We are the true white master race and no gringo, nigger, shitskin will ever tell me otherwise.

Mars is for the mejicanos, just like America was, puto

>we'll begin

You ain't doing shit fag

Damn, it feels good to have an established monopoly over asteroid-mining, under the protection of the marsian governor, based on Mars and controling the main trading routes to Earth and the military outposts near Saturn.

I would. Not even kidding

>living on Mars
>still waves the Mexican flag
Rustbeaners were a mistake.

I would not. But my last girlfriend was a berber with blue eyes and blond hair. Too bad she went back to Morocco she looked whiter than me.

If we lived on Mars, and there were martians, considering we invaded their hell hole, would we be the aliens or would they?

We would have that by now if it weren't for communists, muslims and niggers.

What's this from?

I want to genetically modify myself to shoot lightning out of my hands and no one can tell me otherwise!

When we do finally expand into the solar system can we start calling the Sun "Sol" and Earth "Terra". Literally the only 2 celestial bodies in our solar system that we don't use Latin names for

I don't give a shit who's whiter or not. A cute girl is a cute girl
Eyy puto I'm white betch
Fuck off shit skin gringo we run this

Mars is rightful human clay, fuck xenos

According to this woman, people can already do that.

youtube.com/watch?v=C9SiRNibD14

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Piss off, toaster-fucker.

>gay
fuck
oh well better call pence time to charge those capacitors.

lack of funding that's why

Just when you thought we weren't doing enough to kill the oceans, ocean-mining!

That's not very helpful friend. Not going to get support for a one-state solution with that kind of attitude.

The Expanse

Thank you!

>Not going to get support for a one-state solution with that kind of attitude.

we already have one state senpai its called the MCRN.

>the poos are almost ready to launch
Mars/pol/ BTFO

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Mars belongs to the Martians, we don't want any filthy Terrans shitting up our world. FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>yfw they attach magnetic confinment fusion rockets to poo and nuke your planet with poo going 0.5c

We must secure the existence of our people, and a future for red children.

Boy working in the Bitcoin Strip Mine sure was fun today

You're so stupid
>I've got a gun but what's the point of shooting at a target since 99.9999999999999999% of everything is not my target. I'm going to miss no matter what.

you wont be so full when we've genocided 90% of you like we did to the native Americans

>Earthcuck can't understand how to Mars walk
EARTHU PIGGU GO HOME

you indian or something ?

Your matrilineal religion is not welcomed on this planet

I'm so fucking tired of all these white people coming over to my planet and fucking up our neighborhoods with their jobs and culture. We need to build a border force field around the planet.

im not even gay and how the fuck is being gay a religion anyway ?.

Yes show me those great and economically habitable and useful non-empty parts of space we can ever actually feasibly reach.

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> feasibly reachable
> Needs translight warp drive to reach