FUCK YOU Sup Forums

FUCK YOU Sup Forums

>muh shemitah
>muh financial collapse
>muh jews
>muh every 7 years

I pulled out ALL of my investments after the dip in 2015 waiting for it to happen. I've been sitting in money market accounts with bullshit gains THIS ENTIRE BULL RUN. The SHEMITAH never fucking happened. Now two years later you retards attribute the current bull run to Trump and ignore your previous cries of a jew controlled stock market.

I'm tired of waiting for the fucking dip. Bought in yesterday and I'm fucking staying in this time.

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I know that feel.

Sold almost everything when it hit 18000.

God. Dammit.

>Bought in yesterday and I'm fucking staying in this time.
Buy some OTM puts for protection, they're cheap.

>making financial decisions based on what you read on Sup Forums

There was a temporal fracture event on November 2016. You're not in your original timeline anymore.

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Warren Buffet:

>Be fearful when everyone else is greedy. Be greedy when everyone else is fearful

btw, fearful doesn't mean getting rid of all your securities you stupid goy, it means diversifying and relying less on low liquidity

>he took financial advice from Sup Forums

You are an ABSOLUTE MADMAN

YOU SHILLS THINK THAT SOMEONE BELIEVES YOU? HOW CUTE

YOU ARE SHILLING FOR PENNIES, YOU ARE POOR AS SHIT,

FUCK OFF AND KYS

lol, I've been long since 2012 and double downed on November 9th.

Kek rewards the bold.

I was left scratching my head after the world didn't end in 2012 and wondering what to do with my 62 year supply of Twinkies. Then again when that whole September 23rd asteroid thing happened, that was fucking intense. Yet nothing happened.

I don't care how many indicators there are, and in those two instances there were a fuck ton, any sort of collapse scenario can't be predicted. The happening will just happen, as happenings do. The important thing is to be prepared at all time for whatever may come. The survivalist-pill/Varg-pill is the ultimate pill to swallow.

how much have you made?

>he didn't put it all in bitcoin

You think you believed Sup Forums?

We had bitcoin shills here, for example. Most financial advice is made by shills ironically.

Why did it go down near 2010?

>Listened to Sup Forums for financial decisions instead of /biz/
why tho

BUY THE DIP
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>Dow Jones
>DOW FUCKING JONES
Honestly get the fuck outta here

>/biz/
>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
>PENNY STOCK GENERAL

>Bought in yesterday and I'm fucking staying in this time.

That would be super retarded.

You think it's just going to keep going up forever...?

>taking financial advise from Sup Forums
>taking any advice from Sup Forums

>he believed the jewish fable
>he trusted when the jews told him to sell because its overpriced
>he lost all his money

gee golly gosh i wonder (((who))) could be behind the jewish shemita meme

>Buying in NOW
HAHAHAHAHA enjoy your YUGE losses in the next 2 years

>taking investment advice from the internet
Do deserve everything you get.

I bought 2000 shares of Parkervision recently.

When they win their lawsuits I will be a millionaire laughing to the bank


I advise you all to do the same

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>We had bitcoin shills here, for example.

OP would have been better off listening to them

>Dow went below the Bush Jr collapse in the mid 2000s, under Obama's watch
>No one bat an eye
>Dow skyrockets after Trump wins
>IT'S CRASHING, FELLAS!!!

Pretty sure a crash will occur if Le Pen is elected, France is a very important (((globalist))) center, and triggering an atificial monetary crash with the Franc when she gets rid of the Euro is pretty fucking easy and can crash the EU in a matter of days. Not even mentionning the months/years of subhuman riots ensuring her win, fueled by the Socialist party and the soros style skypes.

BOA was a penny stock in 2009.

In general yes but shills come at bull traps usually.

>claims he listened to Sup Forums
>didnt put everything in bitcoin in 2015
>1 post by this id
heh

Low IQ individuals pull out investments short term. The High IQ man knows the market crashes, but the market always grows, staying in long term.
youtube.com/watch?v=9oofI0AKrJs

Quant Vol Trader here who makes markets for a large (((investment bank)))

Be delta/gamma-neutral but long vega and rho

>The High IQ man knows the market crashes, but the market always grows, staying in long term.

But can't the High IQ man who is aware pull out shortly before a crash, buy back in on the low, and multiply his gains significantly?

China just seizes the bitcoins of executed money launderers then shorts them all at once at regular intervals to devalue bitcoin and fuck over speculators

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> mfw too intelligent not to buy-and-hold index funds

> fat teenagers thinking that they uniquely can time the market

this
also
>sticking to them for 15 months after reality debunked them
wtf op

The shemita was from 2015-2016. I don't know where you got your info from. I wouldn't recommend caution for at least another 7-8 years. Stay watchful though

>temporal fracture event on November 2016
what happened senpai?

the next crash isn't even going to be that huge

just buy now and hold for 10 years. i recommend $SNAP

It's the best thing you can do, just keep buying. Market timing is a huge meme, unless you are an insider there is no way to predict price movements.
youtube.com/watch?v=p0DYODfV7KQ

Just put it all in bitcoins! We're going to the moon!!

I think the DOW will actually peak around $24000-$25000 in June or July and we'll see a fall to around $20000 in Sep-Oct.

>Getting financial advice from a Belarusian silk spinning enthusiast board
>Not even getting that advice from /biz/, but from Sup Forums instead
What the fuck did you expect? There's a reason we're all NEETs.

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>when she gets rid of the Euro
wont
she's a jewcock sucker
just like trump isnt auditing the fed but appointing goldman sachs dudes instead

Nope. It's gonna stay up. Just watch.

>SNAP
Snapchat. Useless app used by horny teens with no money to send dick pics to random girls. It's main feature, "deleting" pictures, doesn't work since the receiver can screenshot it and save it. Oh and Snapchat has to store all photos for law purposes incase of CP. They also made some glasses that take pictures (perfect for pedos), that generate no revenue.

No ways to make money.

Generation Z is conservative as fuck, app will be obsolete in 5 years or less as 8-13 year olds become its main 13-18 demographic.

>$30B USD valuation

The next crash will be so severe it will make 2007-2009 seem like a minor hiccup

I expect my US funds to go to the moon with the EUR collapsing further (Frexit and other schenanigans). Investments in Trumpland are the best hedge against EU cuckery. Gold can't even begin to compete.

This. Only (((insiders))) know when the crash happens. For us regular goyim, keep buying, and stay in.

Solid assessment

yeah I don't think so. It has potential for advertising like no other app before it. "generation Z is conservative as fuck" if your viewpoint of snapchat is that it is ONLY for sexting then I guess you'd call it's downfall but it has extended much further. you sound like a real geezer

Agreed. Snap is shit. But even the idiots on wallstreet know that already.

>Gold/Silver is cheap
>Can still play certain commodities
>Plenty of stocks like Ford have a relatively low PPE and pay out dividends


Pulling out is a no no, just stick it somewhere else.

SNAP has some IP, but that's it desu.

smart =/= omniscient

You have to have the ability to enlarge your demographic. Not just limit it to teens and young twenty something's. That's why Facebook is such a success. Everyone and their grandma uses it. Not everyone likes to snap photos of themselves as a form of communication. We're not all full of ourselves.

It depends on how you predict the expansion of the company. I see it being bought by Facebook considering they are trying the same thing in Instagram with no success

If you think Snapchat is worth $30B... then I'll sell you unlimited call options, literally

That's what you deserve for not betting on Trump

>FUCK YOU Sup Forums

You took a troll board seriously? Sup Forums is Sup Forums you stupid shit. Thanks for the lulz!

FB is also a success because people willingly provide a metric fuckton of information about themselves, making accurate advertising easy. Now, they've been engaging in some shenanigans in their ad performance measures lately. On op of that, it's reasonable to suspect a good chunk of their """users""" are fake, mostly in poo in loo land.

Doubles confirm Sup Forums is retarded when it comes to the markets.

Why do you get your financial advice from a japanese porn/video game/anime image board you nut?