See something you don't like

>see something you don't like
>fix it

Wow, I love the free market.

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Chyna will probably ban the biotech company tbqh senpai

>3D printing DNA at 10 microns

Wow, that's nice of them.

>Chinese do something humanitarian and make a buck at the same time.
Wow.
Bravo.

That's a good idea.

Too bad niggers will still kill the rhinos, because to them even 10 cents is better than nothing.

>same genetic footprint as real rhino horn
>3D printed material
UWOT?

Maybe if Chinks were human in the first place this wouldn't have had to happen

Rhinohorns are made of keratin, so they're the same as hair or nails.
You can grow it and then insert it into a scaffolding that looks like a horn, I guess.

i can guarantee those printed horns are pure shit.

If chinks were trustworthy or capable there wouldn't be a trade in that bullshit to begin with

Good, fuck poachers

>I believe every "fact" I read on my facebook feed
>totally not a meme fact made in paint guys

Amazing. Capitalism can even make up for genetics as inferior as those of the chinks

>company uses chinese prisons to collect dirty finger and toe nails
>grind toejam, nails, girt oil, dead skin and keratin into dust
>3D print into a rhino horn
>home user grinds horn into dust
>eats it

That's a pretty cool idea

This is fucking GENIUS. Holy fuck I wish I had thought of this.

They use genuine ground rhino horns as the printing material. Those stupid poachers will never know the difference!

Please be fucking true, if this happens it will be golden.

snopes.com/3d-printed-rhino-horn-developed/

They're gonna make a fuckin fortune off this. Even at a fraction of the cost that shit is expensive, and if they're able to legally sell it while nobody else is... sheeeeeit

So basically we will have to make selling rhino horn legal before this can work

Then we need mercenaries to kill real rhino horn suppliers or force them to only sell fake

>solve the problem anfter rynos are already fucked beyond all repair

Yay! We did it guys!

>swirl pcr'd dna into the mix as it gets fed into the hopper
>???

That's actually quite an innovative solution.

What will be interesting to see is if demand goes up or down as the price falls - will people just stop buying it when they realise most is fake or will even more people buy it because the price is lower?

Would it really be that difficult to determine fakes?

>people become aware of this
>demand for actual rheno horns stays the same

if thjey did this with diamonds what will the governments do

>>liberals are shitting themselves seeing the free market do something they thought only they could do.

DIE LIBSCUM

>Buying 3D printed Rhino horns from the same country known for gutter oil and fake eggs

They're probably made from garbage. I'll stick to the real shit.

Hory sheit I can finally have ivory handgun grips?

pretty soon kikes will be doing the same thing. except instead of rhino horns it will be niggers. and instead of chyna it will be every white country

>Wah all da Rhinos are dead

Jesus Christ who fucking cares, honestly?

.? They do why do you think the gen market is so low.

>Ivory comes from rhinos.

- American education.

thats another form of sin in the new religion of guilt

> look what you humans did destroy a whole species now let in these Muslims

Being humanitarian, and making the most bucks, tends to go together.

>merchants now up the price of "natural" rhino horn
>demand for "natural" rhino horn increases

Just send all the rhinos in Africa to Australia. The Africans clearly don't care about them enough to stop poaching them, and we have the ideal setting for them. Can't be any worse than our horses and camels.

>i can guarantee those printed horns are pure shit.

Probably about the same quality as all of the shitty plastic they produce.

No. It's still the same material, but the structure would look too perfect under a microscope.

That said only the sickest of fuckers would care.

How interested are the people making chinese medicine in determining the horns are real in the first place? The vast majority of chinese rhino horn medicine is already fake. This is high quality fakes designed to displace the market for real shit.

>believing rhino and elephant aren't the same beats
I thought this was a Christian board

I suspect they meant "chemical fingerprint" not "genetic fingerprint".

....or perhaps they are actually made from ground down real rhino horn.

Considering it was the entire point of this venture, those guys. Im just pointing out they were way to late. At least they'll still make money of retarded slopes.

For bonus points: rhino horns engineered out of tongkat ali.

They already have synthetic diamonds.

Fucking horrible, this won´t work as medicine.

Fuck off Lei, it doesn't "work" anyway. Rhino horn is literally the same shit as your fingernails. Eat them instead.

1. Manufactured diamonds are a thing
2. Gem markets are complete batshit and people deliberately pay more for natural gems for their rarity
3. The only difference between a natural diamond and a manufactured diamond is the manufactured diamond looks better

That's awesome. Even pol can't hate this.

Only the real stuff will do.

Exactly the attitude I predict from the Chinese.

We should be selling strychnine as rhino horn instead.

>validating the Chinese delusion that rhino horn give you huge boners or whatever the fuck they think it does

yeah, the free market sure isn't making a stupid problem even stupider.

How is that validating the delusion? If anything, it would make rhino horns more available and it would become more apparent how useless they are. Perhaps more people would spend money on them, but fools and their money, etc.

>see something you don't like
>fix it
>As long as there is profit in fixing it.

How much government funding did they get?

>Exactly the attitude I predict from the Chinese.

Most Rhino horn is consumed by Vietnam, not China.

I think the vast majority of Chinese don't believe in it, whereas in Vietnam even the health minister claims that Rhino cured his cancer.

War on rhinos in 10-15 years, believe me. baka

It exploits incompetence, like Satan exploiting Eve.

>see something i love
>want it
>do horrible things to achieve it at the expence of others living spaces and livily hoods.

wow i love the free market.

That's bizarre reasoning. Using rhino horns as aphrodisiacs is not only stupidly useless, but arguably immoral, so already, sellers of these horns are exploiting incompetence, (if one can call it that).

It's better than doing nothing becasue then we are sure rhinos will go extinct.

So we flood the market so everyone can afford them?
It doesn't solve the problem of the aphrodisiac, it only solves the problem of rhinoes going extinct.

>Using rhino horns as aphrodisiacs is not only stupidly useless

The people that use them are poor and stupid lower-class idiots.

Well that's the problem it's supposed to solve. The only problem I suppose with the aphrodisiac is idiots being disappointed.

Okay? I agree?

I like it.

>turns our the fake rhino horn actually does make your dick grow much larger
>fake rhino horn now being sought after by all races not just asians
>rhino's natural habitats are destroyed to make way for new fake rhino horn factories
>price of fake rhino horn skyrockets
>desperate betas hunt all rhinos to extinction because they can't afford the fake

rhino horn market? wtf is that? some obscure rich people thing. if the rich people were to be controlled and have their wealth taken by communism then they wouldnt be able to have this rhino horn market. free market doesnt fix shit

>Supply becomes greater than demand
>price drops because of increased need to compete in order to stay in business
Do you even into capitalism Germanon?

>go poach some rhino horn for money
>go sell it
>realize its selling for way less cause this thing happened
>have to go poach a lot more rhino to make up for losses

free market solves everything

This has nothing to do with markets or capitalism

This has to do with biology and 3d printing/engineering technology

If you really wanted to let the free market at this, let the chinks breed rhino. Hell, you can cut off a rhino's horn and it will grow back, just like fingernails grow back. Domestication is why pigs, cows, sheep and goats aren't extinct.

We could extend this to other endagered species. Tigers are pretty easy to breed, a lot of zoos have them on contraceptives. When old, put them down and use their their skin for rugs and bones for retarded chink medicine. Elephants can survive without their tusks, and some continue to grow slowly if the root is left, so perhaps they could be farmed too.
I sort of expect them to die out though. Liberal dogma is that they mustn't be exploited, the trade must be fought, and zoos are cruel, so goodbye rhinos and stuff.

But will it give me a boner like real rhino horn powder?

>demand decreases
>income can't cover costs for ammo, gas or food for your family
>find more profitable source of income and quit poaching
As the intended purpose

someone will always pay more for the real thing.

>tell everyone about your "authentic" fake rhino horn and your plan to undercut poachers
>people will buy at high price to avoid getting chink horn

>2. Gem markets are complete batshit and people deliberately pay more for natural gems for their rarity
>people deliberately pay more for natural gems for their rarity
Diamonds aren't as rare as they'd like you to think though

>all those retarded hippie treehuggers thinking you can "educate" people who use rhino horns for boners

Financial ruin is the only language they understand.

>gooks
>not always buying the cheapest option
Clearly you have not come into contact with these magnificient creatures

They are not making DNA using 3D printers, obviously. They clearly mean laying down genetic/biological material to make the horn.

Well, they won't cure impotence. Of course, neither does real rhino horn.

It's probably 3D printed from lab-grown ivory. Hurdle #1 is the fact that the real black market ivory trade will figure out a method to test for the real deal. I mean it's not like they can simulate genetic diversity from multiple rhinos with this shit.

I've got a boner from the story alone.

Rhinohorns aren't actually horns, they're all keratin. So they're more like nails.

I did not know that, but to poachers and perverts it's all the same. You would think they'd just try cialis or one of the fifty million other actually useful things to take as an aphrodesiac.

The test would be a discovery worth of parenting. They are essentially printing hair/nails. Even crime labs need a clump of living cells at the root of a hair to do genetic tests. The stalk of the hair is worthless in identifying an individual (but can identify race/hair type/natural and fake color).

It's exactly like lab grown gems, the ONLY way to discern them is because they are TOO perfect.

And since rhino horn doesn't do jack shit medically, chinks will still use them and can't tell the difference.

the real black market will love the incredible markup they can charge on the fake horns

Hang on a minute, Marx said that the...

... and that's why this is wrong, because...

we will defeat capitalism.

>chinese save the rhinos
>kill them all anyways to make white people cry
Funny!

Because they have the myth that rhino horn powder is a magic cure for the god given curse that has caused 10,000 years of tiny penis shame and now the "men" of viet nam are desperate for a cure for "Tiny asian penis Syndrome", and would kill every animal on earth if that would help them ad even half an inch or just kill all women who laugh at the tiny asian penis

>the real black market ivory trade
>giving a single fuck about the integrity of their 'product'

They'll just buy the simulated horn at 1/8 the cost, and sell it as guaranteed tested genuine horn for even higher than market rates.