Brit/pol/ - Rose Window Edition

> Northern Ireland Assembly election results: The maps and charts that explain how Sinn Féin closed the gap on the DUP
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/northern-ireland-assembly-election-results-sinnfein-closed-gap/

>Bruised DUP edge buoyant Sinn Fein in Northern Ireland election
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-nireland-politics-election-idUKKBN16A0VH

>There is no economic case for breaking up the United Kingdom, says May
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-politics-scotland-may-idUKKBN16A132

>UK could quit EU without paying a penny, say Lords
theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/04/uk-could-quit-eu-without-paying-a-penny-say-lords

>Juncker launches post-Brexit EU reform proposals
europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-17-385_en.htm
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/01/revealed-jean-claude-junckers-five-scenarios-future-europe/

> Tony Blair's secret White House summit as he launches astonishing bid to work for Donald Trump... as his Middle East peace envoy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4282190/Tony-Blair-s-secret-White-House-summit-work-Trump.html

Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

>Thread Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=HApnGBRjVmU

>Looking Back
youtube.com/watch?v=_zBFh6bpcMo

Other urls found in this thread:

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/01/revealed-jean-claude-junckers-five-scenarios-future-europe/
youtube.com/watch?v=cNDdBY5sKAU
rightmove.co.uk/viz/london-trendometer/
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/
drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3T3dXX015eXBnV00/view
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/northern-ireland-assembly-election-results-sinnfein-closed-gap/
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/181746
twitter.com/ryxnf/status/837076434761867269
youtu.be/eLpOgjyDFk0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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Fresh headlines, nice one user.

Yeah I was surprised how long people kept recycling the old links.

Biro'd on a Saturday evening

Great someone is thread splitting.

What a wonderous term.
I shall have to say that to my favourite Ho.

Just another advantage of being a kissless virgin.

lmao

>Protestant Vs Catholic
>Shia Vs Sunni
>Richard Vs Judy

who /momentum/ here

Are you in Momentum?

>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/01/revealed-jean-claude-junckers-five-scenarios-future-europe/
>The European Union could give up on its dreams of political union and become “nothing but the single market” under a radical proposal put forward yesterday by Jean-Claude Juncker, the president of the European Commission.

That's what it should have been the whole time. A free trade area. Didn't need a flag, an anthem, a single currency, EU laws, EU courts, etc.. Too late now. This is pandering bullshit.

First post Royal dubtrips post.

It is probably pandering bullshit, thought it was interesting that the commision published the press release. Don't know what mind games they're playing.

Not to be confused with Budgies Tongue, which is more a reflection on size than a bookies biro.

As in Hung like a budgies tongue, with an arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Penishands on account of the rampant asbestosis from years of eating the tiles you sit bunsen burners on in spazzy science class.

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Remember when Angelina Jolie urged us to stay in the EU?

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The Sovereigns approval.

no but im feeling it man
youtube.com/watch?v=cNDdBY5sKAU

You.
>We like you. You crazy fucker.

Like a porno SHakespeare.

>blacked

>Supports job-killing free trade deals
Bet you voted Hillary too

i hate the casual complaining brags of sexually active normies
>believe me sex gets so boring after a while xD almost wish i didn't do it everyday... almost haha

Oh shit, they are.
>Section 24 - changes in April will force many amateur Landlords who watch Homes Under the Hammer too much, to sell in a falling market thus causing an acceleration of downward prices.

Prices collapsing in London Central already (Down Year-on-Year by nearly 30percent)

I ain't saying the Tories are causing a house price crash esp. in London;
I'm saying that it makes political sense for them to allow it to happen and not "Stop" it

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>using Urban Dictionary for British slang

Get a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus.

well i'll be damned. something nice

Does anybody have a good list of active political blogs?

House prices: London General.

Now compare past few months as a year on year change (E.G. Jan 2016 Vs Jan 2017)

Check the Reds.

rightmove.co.uk/viz/london-trendometer/

I had a thought about House of Lords reform, tell me what you think.

>cap members at 800
>every five years kick out the longest-serving members until you get to 700 people left (presumably a number of lords will retire or resign before you have to do this, also encourages parties to force absent lords out)
>hold an election
>100 new members are added to the HoL from party shortlists, directly proportional to what vote each party received

>Benefits:
>house becomes fully elected
>living corpses get kicked out (though a Lord should be able to serve for 40 years without being kicked out so it's not gonna be all young people)
>Lords is more proportional but changes are gradual and don't fluctuate massively
>election from shortlists ensure parties can continue putting forward non-political members
>whilst they are elected into the HoL, Lords can not be voted out meaning that they don't have to play politics

To be fair, sex is like a marathon, its fucking labour intensive, a fact most people never seem to mention.

A quick dangerwank gets your heart rate up to the same level as sprinting up Kilimanjaro and takes less than 1% of the effort.
And theres no cuddling and pillow talk shit to deal with afterwards.

I guess what im saying is theres an argument to be had on both sides.

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hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/

House Prices:

Please read. You will laugh and be angry but you will be RED_PILLED on the UK housing market and Economy.

Do it:

drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3T3dXX015eXBnV00/view

The site I took it from is like /pol for the UK Housing market/Economy.

what are your plans in life

why do you continue to go on?

stop stop stop

Got that one, looking to find new ones.

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He's so full of ecstacy he's raving to the crunchy sounds coming from his own bloodstream.

Decent read

Cheers for linking.

To find out if Brexit is happening or not. Once I know, I'll end it all.

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>rothschilds bow to Oliver Heald
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls Hertforshire with an firm but fair fist
>own's Bakeries and offices all over Hertforshire
>direct descendant of Egyptian royalty
> Will expand hertforshire into Mars (Healdograd will be the first martian city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Heald Babies
>Said to have an IQ of 150

Nice, some went over my head tho. I've saved it and I'll do some research.

>drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3T3dXX015eXBnV00/view
Thanks user will give a read

>Get the Fiat-Uno Philip.

It's because the child molesting Celts have more children than the noble Protestants.

I don't see this as a bad thing. If SF dares to leave the Union, the Paras are going to fuck their shit up again - and this time without the European courts stopping them (+ there are Muslims in the ranks now, and Irish blarney doesn't work on them).

kek'd

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Eh? Wrong thread I think.

wtf I hate Brexit now

> Northern Ireland Assembly election results: The maps and charts that explain how Sinn Féin closed the gap on the DUP
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/northern-ireland-assembly-election-results-sinnfein-closed-gap/

SF electoral trend...

this is nonsense.
Its cause the bead rattlers refuse to wear crash helmets.
Bag it up? BURN IN HELL!
The entire catholic doctrine is geared towards making babies, who will go on to pay the church.

Michelle O'Neill is a qt

POZZED

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They fuck around and use contraception. The women just like being pregnant like monkeys. If they start something, though, their population is going to drop due to lead poisoning.

Well the Catholic Birth rate meme, is old fashioned. It has normalised and is no different really to Protestant birth rates. And NI isn't leaving the Union anytime soon, even with SF's recent electoral success. A border poll would have to be had first (in NI and RoI). Also not everyone that votes SF is desperate for a border poll, just like the SNP people vote for them for different reasons.

Can someone help me with these

>I heard it about 9 times a week, "The Labour Party can't win a general election with Jeremy Corbyn as leader." This is perfectly true. This is not very important because the Labour Party can't win a general election with anybody as leader.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/181746

>tfw only Muslims and the government do political assassinations anymore
>tfw no one will start taking out people like Owen

is there no justice in this world anymore

Petition to End all Petitions

What do you want help with user?

>1PBTID

This is something I might actually support.

4-3 is 1 right?

what? and go back to idiots stopping you on the street with sign muh petition to protect the feels of black trans "she's" under our newfound sharia constituency?
Nah, online petitions are bad, but if i lose my shit over one i dont face the risk of stabbing someone repeatedly in the face and pissing on their twitching carcass as im dragged off by the rozzers...

Yes unless you are doing that strange common core math they teach in America, in which case I don't know

Anything to stop meme petitions endlessly surfacing. Sorry user going to have to screw you over on this one.

>tfw no brown gf

I think I've been banned from the samaritans

Its not going to stop them, its just going to take them to street level where you need to choke back the REEEEEEEEE and suppress the urge to kill everything in a 3 mile radius.

At least online i can close the link and forget about it.

Do share user, give us the deets
You just have to practice the dead stare and swerve past them.

twitter.com/ryxnf/status/837076434761867269

The dude wrote a full mini-booklet which is on:

WEB-h-website-t-t-p-s-

://drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3dzNzS1E5V1lfNkU/view


His background is that of an Accountant.


Full of British pop culture references to keep your attention through all that mind-numbing but all together important financial information about the fuckery that is our UK housing market.

Read, digest, absorb debate and think. If you agree then spread the word.

I read it when it came out a year or so back, and it seemed BASED;
What has happened and is happening both economically and politically has convinced me not to fucking be a cuck to buy over-priced housing because everyone is a sheep doing it.

1 bed in Walthamstow for 350k+

>Fuck off.

> I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number. He only phoned up for the cricket scores.

Are you Rimmer on user?

>I think I've been banned from the samaritans

no i'm kristen poster

>I think I've been banned from the samaritans

Is it better to wait a little longer to go with what you know or to take a risk doing something now?
What if taking the risk costs significantly less than waiting?

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>tfw no qt gf to read the bible with
It's a big book desu.

Step outside your comfort zone, that's how you grow.

Depends on the circumstances.

Vague post is vague.

> People phoning up for scores.

Ah, the good ol' days.

>I Live With Models is cancer of comedy
>Been re-commissioned as "Was popular around the world."

And fucking Phoneshop can't get a 4th series?


youtu.be/eLpOgjyDFk0

>There is no justice.

Its a classic choice and no right answer. You always read stories of those that quit it all and made it big. But you don't read about all the road kill, those that failed. I think they call it survivorship bias.

who here liverpool?

>redmen
>bellew

london fuck you

To be honest I do hang up when a man answers

Pre-Cefax.

It was a simpler time.

The follow up with film grain effect and added music is far more genius.

Ceefax was great.

True Story:

>Be Me
>Be Poor
>Have no-one who has sky or dodgy box
>Love Cricket.
>Watch 1996 India Vs Pakistan Quarter Final World Cup Match using a combination of full screen Ceefax, Grandstand, In-Vision and Teletext on ITV.
>Read Digitiser on Channel 4 after

I cuss you all bad.