Woah.... this is powerful

woah.... this is powerful...

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if jesus didnt speak english how could we read the bible?
retard

Jesus wasn't an illegal immigrant

>Jesus christ would support letting gangbangers into the country
Really made me think

Still an improvement on what happened to him last time he came down here tho.

Has there ever been a pro immigration argument that is not completely based on feelings?

This is more accurate.

do liberals actually use and agree with this?
>trump just deports whoever he wants

Wtf i hate Trump now.

God cant speak english

seems so. they still think Trump wants to deport every single immigrants and not just illegals

In fact his birth story clearly outlines his parents taking the proper legal actions to make sure he was counted correctly as part of the local regions populace.

You knew the rules, Jesus

Don't worry, he'll bust out in three days.

Leftists can suck my dick and balls.

Why did Jesus go back to carpentry? He hasn't done that since he was a child living at home.

>brag about being atheist and don't believe themselves
>constantly attack non muslim religions
>constantly upset that Christians have values they don't agree with
>always try and use God and Jesus in counter arguments anyways

turn the other cheek now means lay down and spread your cheeks

>lock him up
No you send him back. What retards.
This picture is so dumb, the bible pretty much outlines how his parents did everything they could to make sure Jesus was registered among the local municipalities

Jesus was aryan

maybe new Jesus is a millennial

>Pure Strawman.

>immigrants can be compared to the son of God
hmmmm

>brown skin
Triggered

>this time around he never left home
>he's just a keyboard warrior with the rest of the NEETs

I musts be the only right wing atheist on the planet. If Jesus Christ was operating a tax free carpenter operation after illegally emigrating to the United State's even he would say "Render unto Ceasar..." and walk his own ass back across the ocean, because can do that apparently.

A couple relevant Jesus quotes on following the law:
>Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:17

>And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.
Mark 12:17

Stop trying to use Jesus to further your anarchist ideology.

That's the criteria for being the messiah now? So prolly 80% of carpenters will at one point become jesus.

> doesn't speak English

Lol, English is Jesus's native language

i want america to be more like mexico, they have good food and drinks

>jésus
>immigration

guy stayed his whole life in roman palestine

Get out shariablue shill
Fucking sage

He is a millennial. Can't afford to leave his parents house.

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How did they put Jesus in handcuffs tho

jesus was a criminal in his time and it's the whole reason he died on the cross

so the whole ironic humor this toon is going for falls flat because it's not ironic at all - it's actually just depicting biblical stories using modern day police

I know right.

>Your religion is barbaric and savage and primitive and laughable and lol you don't believe in XYZ

>Let me now use your Prophet to mock you into doing things I agree with.

Non-Snek Libertarians argue that impediments to labor moving freely across borders is synonymous to tariffs and therefore an impediment to trade and liberty.

It's dumb as hell. Because it assumes that welfare states don't exist and "labor" is coming over to work and not mooch off the system.

Good, lockdown all the kikes.

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woah.... this is powerful...

>Brown skin

Uh oh, that's going to trigger white Christians.

They like to imagine Jesus as some blue-eyed, light-haired surfer bro with a ponytail.

>Suddenly liberals love Jesus and George W. Bush

JESUS WAS A FASCIST!!!
> Breaks bankers tables.
> Tells everyone to give unto ceasar instead.

You forgot
>in our country illegally

>nice doublespeak

please don't tell me people are conditioned enough for this NWO bs.

>I hate Jesus until it's politically convienient
>I hate conservatives like McCain and Bush until it's politically convienient
>I love Russia until it's politically convienient
Liberals are so inconsistent

These people don't even believe in God or Jesus for that matter.

Alpha as fuck

damn this is powerful. fuck borders and laws n sheit.

Actually he said give unto Caesar that which is rendered in his image.

US uses dead presidents instead of the current Monarch. IRS BTFO

thanks for the (You)s

I was a catholic for 22 years and no church I visited ever had him represented that way. Tan skin at the lightest and almost always brown eyes.

Yeah, because the son of god who created the entire universe who is god incarnate something, something wouldn't know how to blend in and figure out how to be a legal citizen.

rate this 9/11 potatos

whoah... so this is the power... of autism

Just thinking the same thang

>confusing Jesus with Hay-soos

also he was white

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>Jesus would willfully break the law

>Jesus was aryan

Why do atheists always pretend to know what Jesus's opinion on everything would have been, or to value that opinion in the slightest when they believe he was a cult leading con artist?

made me think.

>you MONSTERS are deporting THE JEWS!

Explain to me again how this is supposed to change my mind? This just makes it all the more clear we are in the right.

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santa is kind of socialist now that i think of it but i don't know why someone would think he's jewish

It's downright blasphemy when literal godless heretics weaponise Christianity when it suits them.

I hope He strikes them all down as was done to the degenerates of Sodom and Gomorrah.

As if Jesus wouldn't have immigrated legally ...
You fail again, shill.
It's the one thing you fuckers are good at.

They always do this bullshit where they try to twist the bible to argue for their points, despite all of them being godless fedora-tipping pieces of shit.

And then in the next breath, they'll make some disparaging remark about "hurr dumb rednecks with their guns and religion!"

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Republicans hate Jesus.

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Republic Jesus looks like a rad motherfucker

powerfully stupid, you have to be a stupid niggerfaggot to think immigrants are going to be deports cuz muh racism and muh narrative. illegal aliens, illegal residents, people who did not immigrate through proper channels, immigrants who commit crimes. Punjab and Chingchong out of india and china arent getting deported because they actually came here the right way and fucking work for a living. follow their fucking example.

>that meme

>Asuming Jesus jad jewish traits despite being the direct son of God
How arrogant can these kikes be?

>"His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire"

So wait...Revelations suggests Jesus appears as a Super Saiyan?

That's fucking awesome.

kek'd
A true american post

I think pic-related is warranted ITT.

I fucking hate how godless liberals/cucks have crafted this bastardized version of jesus where he's basically just The Dude, saying "hey man, I'm okay, you're okay! live and let live, maaaan. I won't judge :^)"

Protestantism was a mistake, btw

Sometimes its about shekels.

im mormon now because mormon jesus looks like he parties

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YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING NAZI!? YOU GOT THE ADDRESS! THOMAS JEFFERSON THOMAS JEFFERSON THOMAS JEFFERSON! INFINITE HOSTILITY! JESUS WAS AN IMMIGRANT. MEXICAN MARINES

I support Crucifixion of border jumpers line the border with filled crosses, now that would be a great deterrent.

Republican Jesus looks like a thinner Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty.

Also more proof of weaponising Christianity to fit the liberal mindset when it suits them.
Absolute heresy!

Booby trapped crucifications

He did those things himself, which would indicate voluntary charities rather than mandatory social programs.

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Look at his hands though, he doesn't bear the wounds of being crucified.
He's obviously just a nut who thinks he's Jesus

It really makes the Golgotha rock..

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Jesus was a kike and a cuck. White people deserve a white religion.

>woah.... this is powerful...
Not really. It's implying that ICE arrests people based on skin colour rather than immigration status, which is incorrect.

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but Jesus was so fucking metal he came back in 3 days.

Jesus also preached to follow the laws of the land you live in.

and he wasn't Mexican, hahahahahaha I am actually in tears crying from laughter

I just finished playing through Ass Creed Brotherhood again. Funny enough I didn't know the sister fucker inspired those drawings.

It seriously rustles my jimjams when liberals conflate charity with socialism. Or when "be kind to strangers" somehow means letting your countrymen get flooded, raped, and murdered by waves of violent brown people.