Are Americans retarded?

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A bay leaf is still a leaf. A leaf that should be removed from food prior to serving it. So they are correct in questioning why there is a leaf in their food.

>poo peeland education

Been to chipotle many times. Never had a bey leaf in my food

Cook here. Yes, people are, but dipshits are suppose to remove said large leafs of basil since it's only suppose to be seeped for flavoring or chopped nice so the rough texture goes.
But most Americans have no idea what fresh herbs look like anymore

That image will never fail to get a chuckle out of me.

>gib snowden

how many times you gonna make this thread cannibal?

this thread again

They will probably take it out if they haven't already to appease the idiots and because people who actually like the leaf won't say anything, such is life in 2017

No, they're bay leaves.

American here. Yes, Americans are retarded. At least 3/5 or even 5/7 people i come in contact with are retarded. I'm generally dumbfounded at how some of them made it to the ages they've reached.

In before mad leafs

Yeah, came here to say this, you are supposed to remove it.

I done goofed on it too. Fug

Nah, you just can't handle banter.

It's a lot harder to dig through a lot of food than a bowl. Don't be lazy.

>confusing a bay leaf with basil

>Turkey
>European

You're really no better.

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You're sure a great cook since you confused bay leaves with basil.
I guess Americans really don't know how herbs look like.

True that. I guess I was speaking more in terms of food at home.

Either way, those faggots want 15 bucks an hour they can take the fucking bay leaves out and I don't care if it takes them 30 minutes to find them.

Earn you check, Maritza

kek

I use these bay leaves to season my beef stew when I cook it in the crock pot

>tfw so many people are unaware of basic cooking and lack brain power skills

The fuck you mean burger brain?

Why is it that burgers can never take criticism without chimping out about it?
>we good bois
>we dindu nuffin

>gib snowden
kek

Shut up N'Darius.

I thought that was a bay leaf when I first saw it. But, then the OP image and everyone else starting calling it basil so I was like okay.

Just goes to show you what falling in line will get you. It'll get you looking like an asshole on Sup Forums. Is there anything in life worse?

>pic related

Example:
>Cook here. Yes, people are, but dipshits are suppose to remove said large leafs of basil
>Cook here
>remove basil dipshits
>cook
>basil

It was only a few simple jobs after high school i realized most of the people working at said jobs didn't know what they were doing. Got more technical/"difficult" jobs, requiring more skills... same thing. Realized it probably went all the way to the top, figured same moron to non-moron ratio was same for all jobs, to and beyond doctors and surgeons

Calm down. I didn't say we dindu nuffin, I just said that your average person is just as retarded as ours.

NO BETTER.

ONE OF US ONE OF US

It says more about someone's knowledge of the local flora and fauna. I oddly remember first time I got a leaf in my food as a kid because it was a fucking leaf but it was no leaf I've ever seen so obviously it's some sort of herb.

I don't know if Americans are taught a great deal about the animals or plans around them.

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Some I guess, bay leaves add good flavour.

>Leafs always so worried about America and Americans
>Leader of their county tongue kisses man for the world to see

Yeah, I'll take a few bozos not knowing what a bay leaf is over being led by a dude who literally put his tongue where dozens of dicks and most likely quarts of semen have been.

Yes, ones that eat at places like Chipotle are.

Everyone in my family grows one in the backyard. They are good for everything, illness, scaring insects, the smell, it adds flavor to a bunch of dishes and it's extremely healthy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurus_nobilis

And this post says more about your own arrogance and head full of false information.

The Bay Laurel is native to the Mediterranean region. The only varietal that is native to the US is the California Bay Laurel.

source: am bay leaf expert

>Scaring insects is a valued thing in Brazil

Yeah, so?

Whats Chip place? it sounds like extremely low quality Mexican dumpster food.

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stop posting in a slide thread retards

inb4 Americans only know basil through storybooks and songs

>doesn't yell at bugs

I'm sure you already realize what an asshole you made yourself out to be and if you haven't killed yourself in shame yet you should be aware that bay leaves aren't herbs. They're an aromatic.

Operating a deep fryer basket doesn't make you a cook.

You sounds absolutely fucking stupid

The main reason why trudeau won wasn't because people liked him, it was because he wasn't Harper. And believe it or not but a lot of those who swung their vote to trudeau have buyers remorse. Also i don't know what the fuck you're sperging about him kissing a man

>Judge the entire country because of 1 cuck

meanwhile in your own backyard

>turkey
>europe
stop

1 in 4 Americans are retards, fact

Found the insect muncher chink.

in the future people will buy chicken wings. Then they will be like

>ewww why are there dead animal remains in my food

The place is called Chipotle. And yes, it's pretty shit. But as far as cheap food that is ready quickly you can do much much worse than Chipotle

I love everything about that image.

Anyone eating Mexican food is retarded regardless of their nationality.

It's consistent. Relatively healthy. Whitewashed Mexican, not like Taco Bell.

Anyway Australia doesn't know what Mexican food should taste like.

I love this

Where I live over half the year we don't even have insects.

Why cant your people just embrace fish and chips, it will give the immigrants something to do instead of fucking up society.

that's too savage bro

Stfu about your slide threads.

The threads here don't fucking change anything. Ever. It doesn't matter if PIZZAGATE DEKEKTIVES PT 72799 gets slid because nothing will ever be achieved there.

yeaaah thats not how the food industry works go fuck yourself
if you are paying for a product and it is made improperly get a refund

Do you want a prize?

Day of the rake when?

>embrace fish and chips
NEVER

is this your first day here or what

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Yes

Finding the bayleaf is good luck

See, you just perfectly proved my point. I'm an American. My country of residence is the centerpiece of global success and harmony. I follow the politics of my nation because.. Well, that's all I care about. You on the other hand not only follow American politics, but follow it enough to be so invested in them that things our politicians say trigger you or make you mad.

I don't give a fuck why that guy was elected. I don't care about the other guy either. Only thing I'd care about is the leader of my country fucking made out with a faggot on camera. I'm sure he'll be well respected at any gathering of heads of state.

lol why would you put a leaf on your hamburger

Yes

>are retards retarded?
i dont know, you tell me

>a leaf on your hamburger

Yes. Most of them are thick as pig shit. Their country is wholly reliant on New England and the Bay Area. Remove these two hubs of intelligentsia and technological innovation and the US would be a Slav-tier shithole.

Everyone hates leafs

The average person in general is retarded, but still yes.

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What the fuck are you even on about? Are you saying I do those things or Canada in general? I'm not sure if you're aware, but the whole fucking world is watching your country's stagnating political arena and your country being reduced to Brazil 2.0; not just us.

Also who the hell told you trudeau made out with a man? Do you seriously believe everything you read on here?

fug

>but it was no leaf I've ever seen so obviously it's some sort of herb.
To be fair, bay leafs look about as generic as a leaf can look.

In his defense you are supposed to remove it from the dish.

Well at least I was taught that. You don't leave on a plate anything that is not eatable in case Americans show up.

>chipotle
Only the scum of the earth eat that garbage, or at any restaurant for that matter. I don't see the appeal of having complete strangers prepare my food, especially when the people who prepare it have been known to hook food up with spit, boogers, piss, jizz, and even fecal matter.

If you eat at restaurants, kill yourself post haste.

>success and harmony
Almost choke on my water
You've elected 2 monkeys and an orangutan

>tfw my name is darius

>tfw actual adult with real job and travel a lot for work
>tfw actual working adult who doesn't have two hours to spend cooking and cleaning up a meal for one

Chipotle is like an oasis in a desert when you are stuck on the road.

Our political machine is stagnating?

Interesting, I don't remember a president in my lifetime kicking the door of the oval office down and start executing everything he promised the way Trump has. Do you know what stagnated means? Seems to me our political machine is moving along just fine, with or without the left. There is no stagnation, in fact theyve been shoveling coal into the oven since November. This bitch is building up steam.

Any nation or individual that's watching what's happening here right now and thinks they're witnessing Brazil 2.0 incarnate is literally retarded. The country with the most purchasing power, 18 trillion dollar GDP, 17 trillion dollar gross domestic income, is still the most influential voice in international politics with the military to back it up, enjoying all time record numbers in financial markets and is experiencing a resurgence in national identity and pride (despite what the faggots on Reddit tell you) is the same as saying Canada is Malawi 2.0

And no, I wasn't speaking about you personally. I don't know you from a hole in the wall so I wouldn't assume your political positions or the level of involvement you have in them. The word "your" in my post was referring to your nation as a whole.

You are clearly a fresh reddit transplant who enjoyed a modicum of success debating /r/The_Donald redditors in the political subs there and felt like you were ready to make the move to the NHL. I'm afraid your 3 day contract is up, back to AHL with you buddy.

I'm not a moron compared to the rest of my American peers.

Fish and Chips is popular in America. It's mainly served at bars and restaurants though. Sit down restaurants. It's not popular enough to have Fish and Chip fast food places or stands.

For what it's worth I quite like fish and chips.

The salt israel

Just eat it, ya fag.

There are plenty of edible flowers that higher-class restaurants include with the dish, its VERY unlikely that they're putting anything inedible on your plate because its a goddamn establishment that serves food and its coming on the plate with your food

Flowers don't taste that bad to be honest, they're a decent palate cleanser after the dish, lots of delicate flavors that develop over time usually.

Biting into a bay leaf is pretty shitty. It's like leather

I'd be pissed too, blatant incompetence

can confirm, most americans who come here are dumb as bricks and loud as shit, you can hear an american 2-3 blocks away

And despite that, if the United States financial contributions to the world stop.. What do you think will happen? Business as usual?

And if the United States suddenly stops using its fucking gazillion dollar military to protect the pissants around the world that can't protect themselves from their neighbors? I'd bet shit hole countries around the globe would be annexed in a matter of weeks.

Thanks for taking the bait too. I fucking knew if I was extra dramatic with that thought some bozo from outside the US would get triggered.

>moving along just fine
There's optimism, and then there's wilful ignorance.

Are allegations being flung about wire tapping fine? How about russophobic hysteria? How about lefty chimpouts every week, is that fine? None of this is fine in case you didn't know. Like it or not, your political landscape is degenerating at a rapid rate that it will become Brazil tier fairly soon.

Also pump your breaks kid, I've been on here long before your unconditional hardon for Trump was ever erected.