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Just to be clear, "black" is not a race.

>nobody loves black people more than me

white isnt a race either.

american is the true master race

"Now that the media is gone, which one of you niggers want to shine my shoes?"

>so Melania said "I want that one, the one who works in the field".

Just tell me which one of you stole the silverware, alright?

>it's like we're building the White House all over again!

who ready to blow the first load

>Uncle Ben's, right? I think he was the guy, but I can never tell with you people

>So I said to him, "if it's not at least this big, she's not interested".

>Which inner city are you from?

"The chicken is coming"

I'm so glad you all made it here on time and under budget. Was the bus comfortable?

The fuck are you on about? Of course black is a race.

>As you can see my hands are 12 inches apart. 12 inches. 12 big, fat, beautiful inches.

>I think I like the term 'urban' more

Hello esteemed men and women leaders of black higher education, this is a jack move niggas you best give me all yo mofuckin money cuh foh I finna bouta bust a cap in yo ass nigga

>Well, it's like food stamps but for schools

>He said it was a ghost costume

>"You bruthas and sistas know that 'I Like Big Butts' song... I can't lie either, honestly I like butts only about this wide"

>There's no way we're giving you that much in one go.