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Why do Polynesians act like niggers?

The only difference I'd say is that they have some pretty based fathers

Is it true that Polynesians are fat? I live in LA where there aren't many of them.

80% of tonga is obese

I can't stand islanders. They are honestly the biggest bunch of dumb fuckers I've ever met. They all have massive families, drive shitty people movers slowly and are thick as bricks.


Anyway, how was your weekend goys? I went to liberal shit hole Wellington for the Homegrown festival. Got to act like a degenerate for a weekend and it was fun.

I can't stand islanders. They are honestly the biggest bunch of dumb fuckers I've ever met. They all have massive families, drive shitty people movers slowly and are thick as bricks.


Anyway, how was your weekend goys? I went to liberal shit hole Wellington for the Homegrown festival. Got to act like a degenerate for a weekend and it was fun.

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Halfway through Evola's "Ride the Tiger", I recommend you cunts give it a go, especially if you've read Nietzche

Even fatter than Yanks, I believe one island in the Pacific is ~90% obese, anecdotally the only ones I've known that aren't fat are into sports, never seen a skinny PI

>tonga

Isn't that just a small island? How in the ever lasting fuck are 80% of them obese? Do the ships delivering them food only supply cake or something I mean how is that even possible you can't get that fucking fat eating just coconuts and grass.

The sheep giving you a ride to the street?

lol poo.

Cassidy is a very underrated character.

Indians fuck sheep and don't poo in the loo? What the hell Sanjay you people are sick.

>fucking fat eating just coconuts and grass.
mate almost all the main pacific islands have fast food restaurants

Hey bros, ive got a qustion for you, is it even worth it at this point to move in to NZ? i've a really good opportunity to live in Auckland/Christchurch

>inb4 fuck off we're full

Rate my city

Wellingtonians and Cucklanders need not apply

>>inb4 fuck off we're full
but alas we are full

borington north

The Pancreas Prevarication. Pancreas? You have likely heard of the mythical little thing that many claim resides inside of you. But you have not seen it. You have not touched it nor do you likely know anything about it. But you think it's there right?

Wrong.

It's a pure fabrication. A lie. Made by those at the top to ensure their diabolical plans for humanity can easily transition into being. One day a new resident of the human body will be discovered and this one will need pills or treatment. As we can gaze upon things smaller and smaller as time goes on it is not hard to believe this future. Your kids may need injections at school for something you did not know existed since it was discovered after your time in school.

Doctors are playing a long with it, the nutters they are. The medical field is ripe with a history of torture, human experimentation and more. This has not changed in our time. The delight in the grand misinformation campaign, playing with our minds and bodies as they LARP the idea of the pancreas with us while we shower the sadists with money.

So, ask yourself, have seen your Pancreas? Do you trust the elites? Do you trust doctors?

If not you are more sane than I started out. Take the Pancreas Pill now.

The Pancreas is a prevarication

Definitely. Christchurch is alright cause there's heaps of work available, the south island is a white haven.

Wouldn't recommend Auckland, it's overpriced and full of foreigners. I lived there once and it sucked. It's fine to go visit every now and then.

7/10

looks comfy

>Isn't that just a small island? How in the ever lasting fuck are 80% of them obese?
Polynesians are naturally bigger (as in more muscle) than most other peoples. The British military ended up amending their BMI limits for recruits a bit over a decade ago because lots of fantastically fit Fijians/Tongans/Samoans etc were being excluded despite being in superb shape.

So while I'm sure they have a problem with poor adaptation to Western diets to some extent a good chunk of that 80% will also be made up of big hitting rugby playing types.

Forgot to quote post

its fine inside of remuera

>tfw 26 yo khv
There's still time r-r-right?

Your view of the Islands is informed by advertising, imagine Glasgow filled with brown people and surrounded by the sea, I've never seen so much littered rubbish as I did when i visited Samoa

You have shit accents

>So while I'm sure they have a problem with poor adaptation to Western diets to some extent a good chunk of that 80% will also be made up of big hitting rugby playing types.
80% of them are obese will the 20% are still big but can actually move

i've never seen my pancrease, or that is to say, (((pancreas))), i took the pancreas pill, and now my whole world view has been flipped upside down? what is it they operate on you? whats living inside us that it needs to be removed or we die in some cases? an alien life form? maybe, im gonna go get some scalpels and find out wish me luck

Dont cut yourself, you will be falling for "their" game.

Nothing is there, the pancreas lie is there for future operations.

I am a Pancreas Prevarication Prophet, I am here for guidance.

Are you cute?

You're talking about a small minority of young men who tend to become fat as soon as they give up sports for fatherhood, and your ignoring the women, I lived in a coconut area for 5 years and never saw a Poly girl who wasn't at least tubby

Thank fuck I'm not the only one/10

I am :3

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Aussie accents are absolutely horrendous mate.
t. Former Aussie

PN is a white persons paradise. I wish I weren't a somali

Aussie accents are absolutely horrendous mate.
t. Former Aussie

any fools in hamilton wanna get smoked

Go back to tonga, you big lipped dole bludging nog

too many chink

I'm in chch I'll be your bf (bestfriend + boyfriend)

A FUCKING SOUTHERN CROSS

have you ever even been to remmers

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disgusting.

Pls no teasing I'm lonely and no /polbf/

yes lot of chink now

15% is bugger all using auckland standards

you fags irl

hmm this banana is sooo delicious, lets see if i can take it all at once, OH! looks like i can ^__^

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cause they are, seriously pissed me off how much time they waste at my old work and I got blamed for not picking up the slack.

loli is GAY

why are so many Kiwis brainwashed idiots?

OY VEY that European uni club of yours is racist, goy!

>stuff.co.nz/national/education/90073114/were-not-racist-claims-new-european-student-association

Got a pulse and do you live in Auckland?

Sheep genetics.

Don't ban me mods

one. more. bad. word. about lolis and its not gonna be so nice from now on

She's gonna pay the toll one day

>Brown eyes
>Small head
Not White.
>Underage
Mods.

Can I keep muh guns in this country?

No I'm chch sorry user

Lolicons are paedophiles. .

Yes

>TFW Maoris and other FOBS are our version of Niggers.

Even the Africans here hate them.....

you can fuck off because we are full

He said a bad word

Rock'n'roll.

You gotta get a license but you can own pretty much anything.

on your knees, kiwi
you're getting cat-blasted

I think there is magazine restrictions, and a whole lunch of licences but otherwise yeah.

Can't really have anything automatic here, and you can't be depressed either
Just as long as you get your license before seeing a therapist you should be good

Yeah we're just mad cos he's racemixing ;)

Why, I said nothing bad about Lolis?

where's the cute lonely user from chch ? ;-;

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If it had 6 arms, I would like it. Now, cash me inside MC

Who else /UoA/ here?

lol he is too ashamed to even mention it's Palmerston North

That city is a sad joke bruh.

I wish, uc cuck here ;_;

He said city not town, so I didn't even think of Palmy.

Me too user

What wrong with UC?

>tfw the only Dunedin resident willing to argue for a Trump presidency

They're australia's hawaii

try to prove me wrong, you can't

hawaii does not have 20% of the population of the USA

Election day was glorious. I was at uni studying for my last exam that day, and when the odds flipped in Trump's favour I was the only one in the building smiling.
I heard some compsci students had a party over it though, which almost made me want to switch majors.

good city, juggling man makes it a 10/10

What do you study user?

Nuffin, I guess its just tiny compared to Wellington and Auckland

That was stupid and they had no reason to be up in arms about that, Also i'm sure the people sending them death threats are the same ones that are going to protest the kings arms when Marduk plays.

I'll record vids if they do protest

That's not a fair comparison to make
Auckland is one of the biggest cities in the world by area

Nah, a beta white male is. But in the mean time she getting that Big Tongan Cock :^)

UC had 11,000 students in 2014 while Victoria had over 30,000.

"Big" if it's so big then show us ya fag

This :^)

I'm dumb and can't read.
Thanks for clarifying